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98twofourty 01-12-2010 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted by PiuYi (Post 6761982)
single square you'll just end up fingering yourself up the ass

btw, how many people use their toilet paper efficiently??
ie. i can wipe twice with a piece folded from 4 squares... save some trees right?
Sound like somebody who wears the same underwear for 4 days, day 1 wear it normally, day two reverse it, day 3 inside out and backwards, and then day 4... u no

All the talk about the food affecting poos reminds me of when i had my tonsels removed and i could eat or drink much. I ate nothing but pudding, soup and a bit of water here and there because it hurt so bad. Anyways it hurt to poo and was probobly 3-4 inches in diameter. I will never do as 89blkcivic does and let a woman strap one on if it felt anything like that deuce.

Brianrietta 01-12-2010 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted by 98twofourty (Post 6766820)
Sound like somebody who wears the same underwear for 4 days, day 1 wear it normally, day two reverse it, day 3 inside out and backwards, and then day 4... u no

All the talk about the food affecting poos reminds me of when i had my tonsels removed and i could eat or drink much. I ate nothing but pudding, soup and a bit of water here and there because it hurt so bad. Anyways it hurt to poo and was probobly 3-4 inches in diameter. I will never do as 89blkcivic does and let a woman strap one on if it felt anything like that deuce.
4 inches is a lot.

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/6964/fist4ha3.jpg

98twofourty 02-21-2010 09:54 AM
haha maybe not quite but dam close.

dizzystar 02-21-2010 11:27 AM
3 seashells FTW

http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/3shellsbig.jpg

BaoXu 02-21-2010 12:08 PM
^ fuckin retarded

dizzystar 02-21-2010 06:23 PM
eat my ass before I use the 3 seashells. if you dont know where it is from, just stfu and do some research.

SMDBICH 02-23-2010 10:42 PM
Lololol i have a friend ( his bro told me this ) that squats on the toilet and uses a water bottle to wash his ass. Supposively, hes scared of touching his ass

does anyone share the same experience?how does it feel? I dont wanna embarass my friend by asking plus he might think that im gay
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2damaxmr2 02-24-2010 07:31 PM
REAL G don't wipe.

rien 02-24-2010 09:17 PM
TOS'd:
http://www.bumblebeeblog.com/storage...elling-You.jpg
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TOS'd 02-24-2010 10:47 PM
^ Time to visit my local library, lol

raygunpk 02-24-2010 10:55 PM
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Originally Posted by you! (Post 6765479)
i let my bitch wipe it
man don't force your dog to do things for you

poor dog

!LittleDragon 02-25-2010 01:14 AM
Needs more poll options like if anyone wipes from the front and if anyone faces the tank while makin #2

dizzystar 02-26-2010 06:39 PM
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Originally Posted by !LittleDragon (Post 6831620)
Needs more poll options like if anyone wipes from the front and if anyone faces the tank while makin #2
yeah wtf are with people who do that, I walked in on this girl doing that once, I was confused.

MG1 02-26-2010 06:52 PM
I thought women were told never to wipe back to front if taking a shit. Taking a piss (if you're a woman ) a frontal wipe makes total sense. If your g/f is wiping from back to front after taking a shit, you need to get checked out by your doctor for diseases.

Kim Jong Un 02-26-2010 07:25 PM
LOL this thread is fucking hilarious

spoon.ek9 02-26-2010 11:22 PM
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Originally Posted by 89blkcivic (Post 6834406)
I thought women were told never to wipe back to front if taking a shit. Taking a piss (if you're a woman ) a frontal wipe makes total sense. If your g/f is wiping from back to front after taking a shit, you need to get checked out by your doctor for diseases.
infections are not a disease :p

front to back is meant to avoid infections from fecal matter going into the vag.

The7even 02-27-2010 12:19 AM
Awesome thread but.. what is it with you "men" being up for all this anal penetration? You'd seriously let your gf stick anything in there.. ever?

I wouldn't do it in a million years, no reason to.
And as for doctors? Fuck that, I'm dying of colon cancer, idc.

Fuck, wheres Ulic to tear shit up. (no pun)

MG1 02-27-2010 12:25 AM
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Originally Posted by spoon.ek9 (Post 6834852)
infections are not a disease :p
I stand corrected.

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front to back is meant to avoid infections from fecal matter going into the vag.
Really, Batman?:p

TRDood 02-27-2010 11:54 PM
the next question is, do you stand up while wiping? or stick your hand behind your ass while sitting down?

i find standing up much more convenient.
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