Garbage truck on a Monday morning when I want to sleep in.

When my hand grazes a spider web

The time it takes for water to get cold after you put ice cubes in it

Crows

Gran Turismo 2 license tests

American iced tea

Imperial and Metric both being used on cars

That moment where you need to burp but it just won't come out

Taylor Gang existing, when your name is Taylor, and you're the polar opposite

When your favorite hat leaves a red groove of death on your forehead

When you look at the back of your head after cutting your own hair

People walking a million miles per hour on the sidewalk, and then turning into a snail on the crosswalk

The RCMP

When I lose a train of thought

when i dont know why i walked into the kitchen

if im ever sick/ decide to sleep in on a Wednesday, town house always schedules leaf blowers and shit, its impossible to sleep in ==. Oddly enough most days i decide to sleep in are fucking Wednesdays without me realizing it.

girls snooping around my phone. gtfo!

guys you just met that suddenly have a man crush on you and annoy you by showboating their skills or overly complementing you...

"k"
"kk"
"Mmmhm"

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bored shits at work coming into your dept to just stare at what you are looking at on your computer. I happen to be reading non work related shit and he goes ahead and tried to start conversation with me be "So 85% ethenol? whats that?" and the whole fucking office can hear that im reading something that has nothing to do with work ==....

MIND YO OWN BUSINESS BITCH!

Time trials in racing games... not racing anyone but your previous best is so boring :okay:

People who stand in the middle of escalators..

Society getting more and more stupid.

People just have stopped signalling or doing it last fucking minute
Everybody jay-walks and fucks traffic over 10-fold because they're lazy as shit
Common courtesy has gone out the fucking window (who holds open doors anymore)
Even a simple "Hello" people don't say anymore.. FFS.

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Those little flies that bother you....

WHERE THE FUCK DO THEY COME FROM?!?

every white girl past 11pm: INSOMNIA =((((((((((((((

Really expensive textbooks :(

dat double parking stall
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bad drivers

driving in surrey and richmond

people leaving their signal on for blocks then finally turn

people who turn really slowly

doing hwk with a fucking headache..

people who borrow money and "forget" to pay you back

go to buy shaver at london drugs. Clerk repeats the price to me 3x and asks me if its okay. I understand that I look like a bum with no money because I need to shave, but bitch, seriously?? :facepalm:

You have a menial task that a machine performs better and more efficiently without all the unnecessary not so pleasant 'small talk'. Lucky the shaver I bought is cordless or I swear to god I'd strangle you to death with the cord and laugh about the irony later over scotch with my other well-to-do business-professional gentlemen friends.

ppl who change lanes w/o signal nor shoulder check

People on the skytrain neglecting to remove their backpack during the afternoon rush and crowd
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ppl who typ like dis cuz dey thnk it makes dem sound kool. typin like dis makes dem look lik
UNEDUCATED FUCKS!

ppl who say "FML" on their facebook status about not being able to decide to get iphone5 or not, fucking 1st world problems

when i'm in public with a raging boner and its time to get up from the seat..bus/class

people who MOOCH they call you up to go do activities (drinking,smoking up, etc) and try to get away with NOT throwing down ! :badpokerface: wtf ? :yuno:

People who worry too much about social class and status!