It's late at night and I'm riding my girl. Shits going well; she's feeling good and you're feeling good.

When out of nowhere----you feel a fart coming and the great desire to hold it back!

and when people repeat their joke because they think people didnt get it but in reality its just a stupid joke -___-

when girls use twitter only to voice out their sad shit or guy problems and nothing else *unfollow*

when you're driving and people can't take the inner most lane when making a turn. is it really that fucking hard? especially towards the people who drive a SUV or van.

On my way to work every day where EVERY driver takes the outside lane when they turn. I once saw a "STUDENT DRIVER" car do it. Great teaching there bud.


When someone calls you and you miss it, so you call them right back about 15 seconds later and they don't pick up. Did your phone disappear?

People who you are expecting to go straight through an intersection suddenly turning their signal on to turn left in the middle of the intersection.

I want to rip off your head and shit down your neck.


People that stand on the accelerator to cut in front of you when traffic isn't going any faster than the lane they were already in when there is a only a car length between you and the car ahead.

I want to stab your face with a red hot fork.

When you're trying to hold up an intelligent and logical argument with somebody that does not know how to argue but insists on being correct

Gotta hate it when I'm ready to zzz in my bed and just remembered there's something that I have to take care of before sleeping

when you forget that it is raining and left your windows open

Working Friday and Saturday nights every weekend.

Working the ENTIRE long weekend...

mall rats

People who smoke like 5 feet away from the entrance, weather it be a mall, restaurant, retail store etc. Especially when theres a sign RIGHT there saying not to smoke within 6 meters of doorway.

People standing right behind you...Chewing really loud...:seriously:

People who CONSTANTLY bitch, moan and whine about their parents on FB, Twitter, Tumblr, etc. STFU and have some respect you ignorant fucks.

coworkers who don't use common sense on jobsites god damn!

People butt fuck hurt over being unfriended on facebook.
Chill the fuck out

Stupid drivers who turn on a red light as you are driving past the intersection. The idiot also has the nerve to give you the one finger salute too.

^ Do you mean turning right on a red? There's nothing wrong with that unless he chose a piss poor time to turn cut you off.

When your boss expects more than humanly possible from you.

when your at a stop light arriving AFTER a person, and they refuse to go, then you look at each other, taking turns slowly moving and stopping.

Standing in the blazing sun waiting

had a rough day:

H&R block fucks up my tax return 5 visits in a row. every person does something incorrectly or misses a document. wasting a total of about 2 hours each time.

House of Knives trying to deny me a return of a product after 3 days when their return policy clearly states within 30 days.

A buyer of a used item is a no show, and I do them a favor of driving to them to meet up when it's out of my way a second time, and offers a low ball of the original agreed price when the item of sale has absolutely NO flaws at all.

shits grinding my gears.

when your wife over exaggerates over minor things has a hissy fit and blames the whole thing on you

knowing theres a mosquito in your room before you sleep

People who take hours and hours to text or call back ...and knowing that they are not busy!

When my RS account gets hacked and someone finds it amusing to change my age to 69 :pokerface:

And now a few of my posts in RS chat will randomly out of nowhere change to strange links :pokerface:

EDIT: And having a rs decal on the back of my car and never having any spot me anywhere