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CFox had a caller yesterday who used to work at Rogers as a security guard. Basically there are some stupid people who brings stupid ass shit to the games.

I think NFL did it, then MLB, now NHL.

I don't think NBA is implementing this yet.

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Arthur Staple ‏@StapeNewsday 31m31 minutes ago

Joshua Ho-Sang was late for the first day of #Isles training camp. He's been sent back to Niagara of the OHL. Camp over for him.

Damn...whats with the islanders...first Nelson either signs before day 1 camp or no season...now this?

Don't forget Kabanov and Niederreiter ...

Snow loves to draft the high-risk/reward guys.

Heard Horvat on the radio say he has his eyes on the new NSX.. Even more reason to like him!

He should wait until at least his bridge contract before he blows that kind of money.

Probably just saying it in part because of some marketing deal he has with Acura locally after buying his TLX etc.

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Originally Posted by highfive (Post 8681551)

CFox had a caller yesterday who used to work at Rogers as a security guard. Basically there are some stupid people who brings stupid ass shit to the games.

i can verify that.

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Originally Posted by Gh0stRider (Post 8681598)

i can verify that.

Lets hear some stories... :alonehappy:

we don't want to hear his dildo stories

Jagr Blackmailed..handed it LIKE A BOSS
https://ca.sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nh...172338281.html

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At this point in his life, 43-year-old Jaromir Jagr isn’t just marching to his own drummer, but basically his own drum corps. He’ll play as long as he wants. He play wherever he feels like it (i.e. places with a lack of personal income tax). He’s Jaromir Friggin’ Jagr, and you’re not.

So maybe you think you’re going to, say, blackmail Jagr with a scandalous selfie featuring him in bed with an 18-year-old model who happens to be dating a Czech junior player. Well, think again: You’re going to be about as successful as that Wayne Enterprises dweeb who tried to blackmail Bruce Wayne in “The Dark Knight.” In the words of Morgan Freeman: “Good luck.”

According to Blezk, a Czech tabloid, model Catherine Moravia took a selfie in bed as Jagr slept next to her. The image had been making the rounds on Czech social media. Someone came across the photo, and had the bright idea to attempt to extort 50,000 crowns (or roughly $2,000 U.S.) from Jagr or else the photo would be released to the media.

So the photo was shopped to the media, and on Sept. 17 Nova.cz published the altered photo that the blackmailer had been using as “proof” that they had the image, presumably the one presented to Jagr.

Alas, there was one catch for this criminal mastermind:

Jagr. Doesn’t Care.

He literally told the blackmailer to do whatever he wanted with the photo. And so it hit the Czech media, and it was published in several European publications, and Jagr just keeps on Jagr'ing.

It should be said that while Jagr is reportedly single, Catherine Moravia is reportedly not. According to several reports, she’s the girlfriend of Czech junior player Domink Rudl, who was born in 1996, by which time Jagr had already won two Stanley Cups and a scoring title. He also reportedly calls Jagr one of his idols, just in case this entire thing wasn't awkward enough.

Spoiler!

Buddy probably high fives his gf for letting his idol tap dat

buddy prob told his gf not to shower after and went down on her when she came over next..

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Originally Posted by murd0c (Post 8682029)

buddy prob told his gf not to shower after and went down on her when she came over next..

IB4 Hondaracer says he would suck Jagr's dick.

^ he probably did back in the 90's already

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Originally Posted by CRS (Post 8682030)

IB4 Hondaracer says he would suck Jagr's dick.

Maybe not for 2K

hockey tomorrow!!! FINALLY!!!!

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-pu...medium=twitter

DNA Details from Kane's case. No DNA found on Genital area of said woman, but rather on shoulders and underneath fingernails

Ran into Jannik Hansen today here in Richmond. I didn't wanna bug the guy for a photo though. He was busy with some kids :lol

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Originally Posted by spoon.ek9 (Post 8682192)

Ran into Jannik Hansen today here in Richmond. I didn't wanna bug the guy for a photo though. He was busy with some kids :lol

Where in richmond?

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Originally Posted by Tim Budong (Post 8682188)

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-pu...medium=twitter

DNA Details from Kane's case. No DNA found on Genital area of said woman, but rather on shoulders and underneath fingernails

So they tried to teabag her shoulder and she gave em a hanny?

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Originally Posted by murd0c (Post 8682029)

buddy prob told his gf not to shower after and went down on her when she came over next..

DansGame

Nearly had a heart attack when I saw that Torts was going to be a HC again...

Spoiler!

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Originally Posted by Ch28 (Post 8682369)

Which Playnow bet?

The 'Will John Tortorella be a Head Coach at the beginning of the 2015-2016 season'.

'No' was paying out at 1.8, IIRC.