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03-10-2020, 08:27 PM
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#1651 | | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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When your goalies suck, and your team can't score..........
who do you play?
Slumpbusters!!
When half your team is sick with the flu, and the other half is injured...........
who do you play?
Slumpbusters!!
It's the Canucks' nickname. Been for a long time.
"Man, our team has lost 6 games in a row........."
"Don't sweat it, dude. We're playing the Canucks tomorrow."
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03-10-2020, 08:43 PM
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#1652 | | I have named my kids VIC and VLS
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Need dis extra point
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03-10-2020, 08:45 PM
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#1653 | | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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JT for PM!
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Youth is, indeed, wasted on the young.
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Dirty look from MG1 can melt steel beams.
"There must be dissonance before resolution - MG1" a musical reference.
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03-10-2020, 08:49 PM
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#1654 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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We win in a shootout! 
2 points! 
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03-10-2020, 09:54 PM
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#1655 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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next up: arizona, colorado, winnipeg
this race is too close for comfort :/
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03-11-2020, 05:07 PM
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#1656 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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03-11-2020, 07:39 PM
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#1657 | | Say! Say! Say!
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NHL season likely over?
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03-11-2020, 08:08 PM
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#1658 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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NHL to make an announcement tomorrow apparently, seems like they’re going to suspend/cancel the season.
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03-11-2020, 08:23 PM
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#1659 | | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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See, if it isn't one thing, it's another. Canuck luck. Not that they were going to make the playoffs.
Would have been better if they cancelled the season when the Canucks were in first place. Hee hee, hue hue, pew pew...........
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Youth is, indeed, wasted on the young.
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Dirty look from MG1 can melt steel beams.
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03-11-2020, 08:26 PM
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#1660 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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If anything this helps the Canucks if it allows the team to get healthy if/when they return.
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03-11-2020, 08:27 PM
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#1661 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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if they suspend the season, could give injured players time to recover
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03-11-2020, 08:27 PM
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#1662 | | My dinner reheated before my turbo spooled
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Season should be cancelled in lock step with the NBA while the pandemic passes.
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03-11-2020, 09:17 PM
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maybe we'll get summer playoffs 
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03-11-2020, 09:37 PM
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#1664 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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Is playing in empty arenas and broadcasting game a possibility? First test every player and make sure no infected players are on ice. One of the factors for NBA suspending season is because of the clown player that made fun of it, touched all the mics, and karma bit him in the ass. Probably infected the whole Raptors team.
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03-11-2020, 09:41 PM
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#1665 | | Hacked RS to become a mod
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Originally Posted by whitev70r Is playing in empty arenas and broadcasting game a possibility? First test every player and make sure no infected players are on ice. One of the factors for NBA suspending season is because of the clown player that made fun of it, touched all the mics, and karma bit him in the ass. Probably infected the whole Raptors team. | I don't know how much testing has evolved, but earlier on it was very common for someone to test negative, only to test positive again later.
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03-11-2020, 09:49 PM
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#1666 | | My dinner reheated before my turbo spooled
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Originally Posted by whitev70r Is playing in empty arenas and broadcasting game a possibility? First test every player and make sure no infected players are on ice. One of the factors for NBA suspending season is because of the clown player that made fun of it, touched all the mics, and karma bit him in the ass. Probably infected the whole Raptors team. |
Why even take that risk? Your flying city to city and one personel can take a whole team down.
How would the rest of the league proceed with such a black cloud over their heads.
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03-11-2020, 10:20 PM
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#1667 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Originally Posted by sonick If anything this helps the Canucks if it allows the team to get healthy if/when they return. | All of the other teams will get healthy too...
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03-12-2020, 07:45 AM
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#1668 | | Banned By Establishment
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While athletes testing positive is a concern, somehow I doubt they are at any risk of death. If anything I want to see what this virus does to a healthy, fit middle aged man. If a single professional athlete dies due to the virus we are all fucked.
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03-12-2020, 07:52 AM
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#1669 | | reads most threads with his pants around his ankles, especially in the Forced Induction forum.
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NHL canceling all practice today and holding a meeting. Maybe they will suspend the season...
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03-12-2020, 08:01 AM
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#1670 | | Hacked RS to become a mod
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Originally Posted by belka While athletes testing positive is a concern, somehow I doubt they are at any risk of death. If anything I want to see what this virus does to a healthy, fit middle aged man. If a single professional athlete dies due to the virus we are all fucked. | The overall trend is that younger people don't get it as badly as older people
However, that's just a trend. There are plenty of young, healthy, non smokers who are on ventilators. Some will die from pneumonia. These are the ones that are getting priority healthcare.
You do NOT want to risk getting this just because the chance is lower that you'll die from it. It's never 0%
That's why the NBA canceled, that's why other leagues will (or should) as well. Obviously the first option was to just go in empty arenas, but the players themselves are the ones at risk, especially being in close contact with each other.
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03-12-2020, 08:14 AM
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#1671 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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There you have it, sorry having trouble getting the image to show I suck at interwebs. https://imgur.com/2OVmEue
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03-12-2020, 08:17 AM
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#1672 | | Hacked RS to become a mod
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Nothing officially confirmed yet, from LeBrun on his twitter, but it seems to be inevitable
April 8th is extremely optimistic lol
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03-12-2020, 08:18 AM
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#1673 | | I have named my kids VIC and VLS
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That’s going to be fucking weird if they just start the playoffs lol..Nucks are in though
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03-12-2020, 08:26 AM
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Tanev is out with lower body injury. Season suspension gives him more time to heal. https://www.nhl.com/news/vancouver-c...us/c-316134200
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03-12-2020, 09:07 AM
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#1675 | | Pull Out Towing. Women rescued for free.
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Let GMJB announce the league will shut down for 8 weeks and resume in 4.
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