some of y'all need to learn the asian dessert grading scale I see

https://www.schimiggy.com/wp-content...-meme.jpg.webp



And yes Mike, Chinese people make food names poetic not just for shits and giggles but also to make unattractive items sound a bit fancy. IE Chicken feet are called Phoenix Claws :lol

I love chicken feet btw, so good! Just not the white vinegary shit

Sweet and Sour Chicken Balls are peak Asian cuisine

Fight me

General Tsao’s chicken plz.
Too sweet, too salty, too spicy somehow all balances perfectly.

Sometimes white people Chinese food really hits the spot.

I too enjoy the occasional fool-the-white-man Chinese food. There was plenty of that going on in Calgary growing up. Greasy and salty AF at one place my mom's friend used to run lol.

I'm trying to find an old meme where it's an Asian lady walking with her kid and she's wearing a dumb t-shirt that says something like "Will fuck for cocaine" or drugs or something like that. I can't remember what it was for the life of me.

I had taken a photo of some lady in HK who's sweater read "Finger city" :pokerface:

IS SHE SINGLE???

Wor Won Ton Soup to start(or Hot N' Sour)
Sweet and Sour Chicken Balls
Beef Broccoli Black Bean
Chicken Chow Mein
Pork Fried Rice
Eggroll

^^^ THE ULTIMATE WHITE PERSON ASIAN MEAL! FUCKING FEAST!

Has anyone tried the new Irish-Chinese joint that opened up in Kits and is available on Uber Eats?

https://www.ubereats.com/store/emera...-wM4nZBCoxfYiw

It's fried spring rolls, chicken balls, fries with curry sauce (wtf?) in a pizza box.

Avert your eyes for those of you who are sensitive to gastronomic atrocities:
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I almost tried it when I was in Ireland a couple months ago but I couldn't get myself to do it. Now I find out some homesick Paddies opened a place up in Kits.

^^^ Food that is amazing when wasted and shit every other moment!

Is it any surprise it was invented by the Irish?

Canadian sets a new world record. The next guy was like 24 seconds behind. Go CANADA GO!!!!!

^^^ Nobody has time for 15 minutes of fucking video to see a couple of 2-3 second highlights.

>biden voice<
C'mon man!

The overrated Northern Cafe in that lumber yard on Kent is your best friend then.

Who is taking part in the Parade today?

What parade ?

I love panada express

Lexus parade, it's on Pacific Blvd downtown, make sure you show up. Starts at 1:00 pm but get there early.

liar ! There’s no Lexus community period. There never will be a congregation of Lexus owners because what the hell would they talk about ?! How reliable and boring their cars are ? It’ll never happen !

lol