What? The weather is changing? Everyone panic!

"SML COK"

Small Coke, right? :badpokerface:

Why does today feel like Friday already?

Is it because it's the LONG weekend coming up ?

its muggy this morning. we need some rain to wash away this bad air

^ rain is coming on Sunday.

Somehow, this has a mild racist tone to it. :badpokerface:

hey man, we need to get the wok hey smell out of richmond okay? fucking turning into a dai pai dong around here.

Dude, what? :lol

go walk around fucking no 3 road. it smells like evofire's house.

Don't you mean BMW transfer case oil? :suspicious:

dafuq did I get dragged into this shit.

You better have black bean clams w/ garlic ready to go when I come over. And also a tiny tiny plastic stool that will get crammed right up my ass.

Legit I've never done clams at home. I should try one of these days.

There's a few things I don't like making at home, shelled seafood is one of them as I typically avoid crabs and clams and all that shit. The other is frying. Oil temperature is super hard to maintain and I don't like having to deal with leftover oil, just go out to eat that shit.

1 star for evofire pai dong

Black bean clams are so easy to make at home even if you don't have a wok. Delicious stuff! Totally worth learning how to do.

If you want a dildo, just say you want a dildo lol

Perfect. I know what I’m having for dinner.

This thread is gayer than davie st between jun 1-jun30th

:heckno:

... tell me you don't have a designated wok room in your kitchen without telling me you don't got one.

Wut lol

that hit the spot

https://tnstatic.net/attachments/scr...1-png.1130954/

from seafood to making XO sauce.. there's nothing we dont' make at home. I mean I do take the final frid of xo sauce at the yard but we are true asians and heck.. maybe we dont' take durian into our own room but nothing is off the limits.

^ when you are in GTA, arrange to meet up with ONrdukes and explain to him the private wok room in a house.