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10-26-2025, 12:53 PM
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I'm typically 1-3/day, depends on what I've been eating and how the day is going. If it doesn't happen at all I feel like garbage the next day. My whole digestive system got screwed up for a long time from getting food poisoning twice within a few months back in high school though.
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10-26-2025, 12:58 PM
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probiotics and coffee in the morning will get you guys going lol
If I only went once the whole day, it's not normal for me.
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10-26-2025, 01:22 PM
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#1203 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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Shit usually 2 times per day, all in the morning.
When we travel the GF can go days without shitting, I think this is more common with women.
WFH is the greatest gift to shitting during work. If I was in the office I'd shit at work every morning. I can't shit when someone is sitting in the stall next to me though, the poop runs back into the hole.
A colleague and I had a rule with each other, 2-stall bathroom -- if someone is in a stall already, go fuck off and come back later, don't go sit in the other stall and fuck up the man's shit.
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10-26-2025, 01:24 PM
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#1204 | | JDMEK9Mod | DogWhisperer
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Haha so shy. Idgaf who's there, if I gotta go nothing on this planet will stop me.
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10-26-2025, 07:45 PM
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Waaat?! I thought roughly once a day is the standard for normal, healthy people eating a balanced meal...
Back in my university years when I was living at the dorm with an already paid meal plan though -- ie. you basically eat as much as you can -- I was probably doing it 2x a day bcos I was eating so much LOL~
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10-26-2025, 08:42 PM
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2x I believe is normal?
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10-26-2025, 09:03 PM
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#1207 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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When I google 'normal' frequency of #2, the standard answer everywhere is: Research indicates that a typical, “healthy” frequency of bowel movements might range from three times a day to three times a week.
That's quite the wide range, but we all know once a day is THE normal ...  .
What might be of interest is the type of poo when it comes to health: 
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10-26-2025, 09:39 PM
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It isn't just the shape or consistency. Colour is extremely important too!
Brown is normal. Green is nearly always normal. Yellow is usually normal as well, except for a few caveats. Black is only normal during blueberry season, and orange is normal if you eat a lot of carrots or pumpkin.
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10-27-2025, 07:11 AM
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#1209 | | Anal Mcgee
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you people ended up with 4 pages full of shit. this is why i dont invite ya'll over to my house..... fucking weirdos.
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10-27-2025, 07:15 AM
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10-27-2025, 07:16 AM
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#1211 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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^ yah, especially those who shit 3x a day, chances are, if they stay long enough, they will shit in your guest bathroom and you'll have to call in hasmat clean up team to clean it up.
Only invite those who shit 1x a day in the morning.
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10-27-2025, 07:23 AM
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#1212 | | Anal Mcgee
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Disgusting.
If i hear anyone of you guys standing up to pee in my house, i will barge in and promptly chop your dick off. How dare you sully my tiles with your pee droplets. 
That goes for you too brack mike! i dont care if your "dragon" ends up in the toilet bowl. thats youre problem.
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i have a friend who has to shit like 10m after eating a meal. its obviously not the digested food from that meal, but somehow after eating it triggers his bm. so he goes like after every meal, like 2-3x a day or whatever.
im a once every 1-2 days kinda guy.. mostly its daily but sometimes not. always thought this was weird but apparently its within the normal range. i always go at home, usually after work. if i have to go in public i will but i almost never do unless i have an upset stomach or something.
i also pee sitting at home, standing at home is gross... you get droplets flying all over your pants/legs/toilet/floor... why subject yourself to that. however at friends houses or anywhere in public, im standing
if i make any sort of mess at my friends house though even just on the rim of the bowl, i will always clean up with a big wad of tp though.. im not a total asshole
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10-27-2025, 08:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Traum Waaat?! I thought roughly once a day is the standard for normal, healthy people eating a balanced meal...
Back in my university years when I was living at the dorm with an already paid meal plan though -- ie. you basically eat as much as you can -- I was probably doing it 2x a day bcos I was eating so much LOL~ | Quote:
Originally Posted by westopher 2x I believe is normal? | bruh, sometimes I have two before I've even left for work lol.
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10-27-2025, 08:23 AM
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Side note: I'm also the type to sit down when I pee unless I'm out in a public washroom. You're making a damn mess otherwise. Whether that's at your own home or someone else's, everyone of us should be sitting down to pee!
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10-27-2025, 08:41 AM
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#1216 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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^ apparently, it is also better for your prostate. Is that true, health professionals?
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10-27-2025, 09:05 AM
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#1217 | | I told him no, what y'all do?
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Originally Posted by Badhobz Disgusting.
If i hear anyone of you guys standing up to pee in my house, i will barge in and promptly chop your dick off. How dare you sully my tiles with your pee droplets.
That goes for you too brack mike! i dont care if your "dragon" ends up in the toilet bowl. thats youre problem. | damn when i was scrolling down and saw this gif i thought dude was doing something else 
all this talk of describing shape/colour etc, didn't in ancient chinese times the emperor used to have someone smell and taste his shit to ensure proper health? 
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10-27-2025, 09:08 AM
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#1218 | | RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
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Originally Posted by red kryptonite for those who "cant shit in public washrooms", how do u guys go travelling? | I usually shit in the morning right after my coffee and when I travel my body seems to reset itself to the time zone really well AND it tends to want to shit less (like very second day instead of daily). I tend to shit multiple times on Monday as though my body is clearing out the weekend wreckage. Fine tuned race car my bowels.
Unless I'm in Japan there's really no way I'm shitting in public (that includes work) - I've even driven home over my lunch break to shit when I really needed to go.
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10-27-2025, 09:48 AM
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Originally Posted by whitev70r When I google 'normal' frequency of #2, the standard answer everywhere is: Research indicates that a typical, “healthy” frequency of bowel movements might range from three times a day to three times a week.
That's quite the wide range, but we all know once a day is THE normal ... .
What might be of interest is the type of poo when it comes to health: | Just like my Geriatric Motor Club membership, I am typically #4
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10-27-2025, 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted by spoon.ek9 Just like my Geriatric Motor Club membership, I am typically #4 | THAT MEANS YOU'll DIE !!!!!!!!!!!
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10-27-2025, 11:46 AM
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I am the anti-thesis to Chinese beliefs lol. Sleep with wet hair and my destined number is #4.
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10-27-2025, 11:49 AM
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#1222 | | linguistic ninja
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For those of you who shit multiple times a day, how is your asshole not one giant hemorrhoid by now?
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10-27-2025, 12:20 PM
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#1223 | | RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
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why would you get hemorrhoids from actually taking a shit and not touching your dick while browsing Instagram for 30-40mins.
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10-27-2025, 12:36 PM
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#1224 | | linguistic ninja
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Originally Posted by yray why would you get hemorrhoids from actually taking a shit and not touching your dick while browsing Instagram for 30-40mins. | I feel like you need a basic anatomy lesson.
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10-27-2025, 12:44 PM
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#1225 | | RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
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Originally Posted by CivicBlues For those of you who shit multiple times a day, how is your asshole not one giant hemorrhoid by now? | +1, isn't your asshole pretty tender? Does your hole feel like your mouth after a couple bowls of Captain Crunch? Mine sure does when it happens.
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