22 jump street 8/10
It was stupid, but you kinda know that. Doesn't take itself too seriously and so many actual keel over laughing parts. Well worth seeing.

Transformers: Age of Extinction - 3/10

Went in with ZERO expectations and still thought it was an incoherent mess. Whoever did the editing on this film should be fired. The movie abruptly jumps from scene to scene with no sense of flow.

- The big attraction for this movie; the Dinobots, barely got any screen time. Most of the time they were being ridden around on like a My Little Brony.

- Optimus Prime strikes me as a psychopath rather then the honourable leader we all know.

- It's so obvious that this film was backed by Chinese financiers. I'd be okay with scenes that glorify the Communist government if it added anything to the movie but they felt shoehorned in. Keep that shit for the International cut, IMO.

I give 1 point for the hot JB, 1 point for nice Dinobot design and 1 point for the Guardians of the Galaxy trailer that played before the movie.

22 Jump street - 8.5/10

how to train your dragon 2 - 8/10

Edge of tomorrow - 9/10

transformers: Age of Extinction - 6/10
Not the best.

Edge of Tomorrow - 9/10. I have some friends who don't want to see it because they don't like Tom Cruise. He may be a little kooky with the Scientology, but he makes a lot of good movies.

Lego Movie 9/10. Took the kids but was surprised how entertaining it was. Batman was hilarious.

22 jumpstreet 7/10 ending credits was hilarious

Transformers 4: 4/10

The blatant, rampant product placement was a joke. Plot non-existent and dialogue awful. Ran for nearly 3 hours, wayyy too long. How the fuck does Ehren Kruger have a job. What a fuckin joke. Some points for the visuals.

Transformers 4: 6.5/10

Agreed movie was too long, bunch of useless/pointless scenes

expected better


+2 cuz legs on legs for days

transformers 4

6/10
way too long...

man... i couldn't stop laughing...



edge of tomorrow: 8.5/10

maleficent: 6.2/10 (i gotta give it better than transformers)

22 Jump Street 9/10. way better than the first imo.

Edge of tomorrow 9/10

Transformers 4: 0/10

Didn't watch it, but I don't even have to, to know how bad it is.

I`m right there with you. These reviews are only validating what I already know.

Shitty reviews aside, you guys are still going to watch Transformers 4 in the theatres, no?

Fuck no. I'll catch it on Netflix in a year or so.

Transformers 4

0/10

I watched it and man it sucked.

22 Jump Street - 9/10

Transformers 4
6/10
explosion on explosion on explosion...
+1 for hot JB
lovin the leg shots

cinderella man 7.8/10
was maybe a little long, but woulda been 8/10 if they picked anyone other than sour-puss face renee zellweger.

22nd jump street. 8/10 Dat plot twist had me bent over for minutes

x-men: days of future past.

Finally watched the movie. G/F didn't want to watch it so I watched it myself. 8.5/10

Best X-men movie so far. Looking forward to the next one.

22 Jump Street 9/10

so much lels, esp during credits too

Transformers: Age of Extinction 4/10

- they seem to have driven from Beijing to HK (they were in the same cars sitting in the same positions in both cities)
- there were HK taxis in a Beijing tunnel
- all the cars in HK were LHD!!!!!!!!!! fck that bugged the shit outta me




btw, i'm no transformers expert, so is the big dino optimus rides Grimlock?

Deliver Us From Evil 7/10

watched it in Vietnam and the theatre cropped some scenes out... :seriously: witnessed like 6-7 skippages

7.5/10
Transformer 4
Thought it was a little too long.
But my gf loved it haha