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07-30-2009, 10:04 PM
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#51 | | DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
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a couple from another forum Quote:
Me: When are you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Who is this?
Me: That's not important right now. I just picked a random number to ask this question.
2 minutes later a man calls my cell..
Him: Do you know what time it is you fucking idiot?
Me: When are you gonna let me tap that?
Him: ... What? (hangs up)
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Just started and got this one
Me: hey, so when you gone' let me tap that?
Her: haha nevar, Is taken....
Me: come on baby, i know your pool capacity ain't just 1
Her: unfortunately it is
Me: no vacancy no problem
Her: fuck you
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07-30-2009, 10:07 PM
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#52 | | DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
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| another one from a while ago:
me: so when you gonna let me tap that?
her: tap what?
me: have sex
her: ...
me: tonight? tomorrow?
her: since you're being so rude, never.
me: so I could have tapped that?
no response.
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07-30-2009, 10:13 PM
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#53 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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maybe i'll try this later, hopefully some girls don't think of me as an asshole haha
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07-30-2009, 10:16 PM
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#54 | | straight from the fields of squamton
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Originally Posted by JSALES  maybe i'll try this later, hopefully some girls don't think of me as an asshole haha | u must know girls with low self esteem, they're perfect for this
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07-30-2009, 10:30 PM
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#55 | | Retired moderator
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Originally Posted by 1990TSI poor girl, still has to pay for sex. | I tried to pay you and you still rejected me!! WTH. Guess ya'll don't like butch women.
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07-30-2009, 11:17 PM
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#56 | | MoD
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Girl 1
me:hey
girl:hello
me:can i tap that?
girl:tap what?
me:ahh your body?
girl:like have sex?
me:no i wanted to tap your sink.....
girl:huh? im confused, i thought you meant sex
me:sex is not a bad idea
girl:yeah it is fun
me:so i can tap that?
girl:yeah
me:for real? sweet ill be over
girl:kk call me when you are outside
me:oh shit!!!!
Girl 2
Me:so whats up?
girl:nothing, im dieing in this heat
me:i know how to make it hotter, all you have to do is say yes!
girl:sure, what?
me:can i tap that?
girl:no
me:why not?
girl:im not into guys
me:WHAT?
girl:i like my people with no penises....
me: ahhh fuck.....
girl: yeah, if i start to like guys you will be the first to know.
me: ok.....
Girl 3 is the gf of a buddy
Me:can i tap that?
girl:sure
me:when?
girl:ahh (name of buddy) is leaving for work at 4
me: ok ill be over at 4:30ish
girl:sure, just knock..
i dunno if she knows what is up... or she is a cheating slut....
it is my turn to be lost...
Last edited by k2_alpha; 07-30-2009 at 11:24 PM.
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07-30-2009, 11:25 PM
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#57 | | Even when im right, revscene.net is still right!
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Originally Posted by k2_alpha Girl 1
me:hey
girl:hello
me:can i tap that?
girl:tap what?
me:ahh your body?
girl:like have sex?
me:no i wanted to tap your sink.....
girl:huh? im confused, i thought you meant sex
me:sex is not a bad idea
girl:yeah it is fun
me:so i can tap that?
girl:yeah
me:for real? sweet ill be over
girl:kk call me when you are outside
me:oh shit!!!! |  | |
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07-31-2009, 12:00 AM
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#58 | | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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LOL I thought this would be fun since I'm baked...too bad  lol
ricky says:
hey
x says:
Heyyy
ricky says:
when are you gonna let me tap that
x says:
What?
ricky says:
when are you gonna let me tap that
x says:
What do you mean by tap that?
ricky says:
stop playing games when you gonna let me tap that ass
x says:
LOL you must be drunk
ricky says:
when you gonna let me tap that shit
x says:
who is this?
ricky says:
ricky
x says:
Are you high?
ricky says:
yah but i wanna tap that even if i wasn't
x says:
Wheres Ricky?
ricky says:
this is ricky
x says:
No it isn't I'm calling you answer if it is!
then my phone started ringing...
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07-31-2009, 12:51 AM
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#59 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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Originally Posted by Physixx damn this is fun. too bad I'm running out of people to harass. I wonder what would happen if I tried my guy friends. | Damn. This post just took a turn for the worse :[
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07-31-2009, 12:58 AM
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#60 | | DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
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Originally Posted by TigerSY Damn. This post just took a turn for the worse :[ | can I tap that?
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07-31-2009, 01:00 AM
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#61 | | I subscribe to Revscene
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| Me: so do you go on revscene?
Her: Nope why? Me: Oh nothing, cuz it's awesomeness hahaha. So...how was your day?
Her: LOL I go on sometimes, rarely tho. my day was ok boring as usual. you neh Me: aren't you a car sexual girl hahaa? boring? I'll make it more fun for you 
Her: hehhee i learn lots about cars. trying to learn about whats under the hood Me: there's something called an engine
Her: I know lol Me: it turns you on eh
Her: yes lalalalalala
question time Me: when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: tap what? Me: Tap that
Her: tap lei gor tau (tap your head in cantonese. I don't know how to explain what it means in english terms but it's kinda sarcastic answer kinda thing)
Me: no! When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: mo yeh for you to tap (Nothing for you to tap) Me: awww
HEr: hahahhaha i am a boy...deep down =D Me: it's k. I'd still tap that. So when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: yuck! your gay? Me: just for you
Her: hahahahah
I failed.
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So this girl has been wanting it from me before...so I decided to try on her.
Her:
[name]
lol
so how was ur daaayy 8-) Me:
very hot.
don't change the topic!
when you gonna let me tap that?
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Her:
*lol
*im still holding onto the rain cheque  Me:
*what's rain cheque
Her:
*lol get it next time Me:
*what does that mean!
Her:
*haha iuno i dun want it..
*at least not right now Me:
*then...
*when?
*She goes offline*
FML!
___________________________ Me: Hey! you gonna let me tap that? ....no reply for almost 45 mins Her: hey sorry i was playing dota... whats up?
Me: HAha, it's ok. You're a dota addict anyway, so when you gonna let me tap that?
...long ass silence again.
I give up.
Last edited by elkayem; 07-31-2009 at 01:16 AM.
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07-31-2009, 02:47 AM
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#62 | | I Will not Admit my Addiction to RS
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me: Are u gonna let me tap that?
her: tap wat? U want a pair of shoes to tap dance?
me: U know what I mean so u gonna let me tap that?
her: Yah baby... bring ur walet k
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07-31-2009, 03:16 AM
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#63 | | I *Fwap* *Fwap* *Fwap* to RS
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lol i gotta give this a try ahahah
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07-31-2009, 06:48 AM
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#64 | | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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Originally Posted by Girl #3: A week from tuesday???
Only when there's lots of friends around? Sharing a keg is a happy occasion!
Me: No no i want it now [insert name]. Like right now.
Him: Patience grasshopper...
Hmm, beer WOULD be pretty nice right now
Me: Fine i'll bring u an ice cold beer if i can tap that
Him: I don't have a bong, actually yah I do.
Me: No that's not what I want
Him: A keg? |  guys can be so thick...
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07-31-2009, 07:37 AM
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#65 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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Originally Posted by elkayem Me: so do you go on revscene?
Her: Nope why? Me: Oh nothing, cuz it's awesomeness hahaha. So...how was your day?
Her: LOL I go on sometimes, rarely tho. my day was ok boring as usual. you neh Me: aren't you a car sexual girl hahaa? boring? I'll make it more fun for you
Her: hehhee i learn lots about cars. trying to learn about whats under the hood Me: there's something called an engine
Her: I know lol Me: it turns you on eh
Her: yes lalalalalala
question time Me: when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: tap what? Me: Tap that
Her: tap lei gor tau (tap your head in cantonese. I don't know how to explain what it means in english terms but it's kinda sarcastic answer kinda thing)
Me: no! When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: mo yeh for you to tap (Nothing for you to tap) Me: awww
HEr: hahahhaha i am a boy...deep down =D Me: it's k. I'd still tap that. So when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: yuck! your gay? Me: just for you
Her: hahahahah
I failed.
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So this girl has been wanting it from me before...so I decided to try on her.
Her:
[name]
lol
so how was ur daaayy 8-) Me:
very hot.
don't change the topic!
when you gonna let me tap that?
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Her:
*lol
*im still holding onto the rain cheque Me:
*what's rain cheque
Her:
*lol get it next time Me:
*what does that mean!
Her:
*haha iuno i dun want it..
*at least not right now Me:
*then...
*when?
*She goes offline*
FML!
___________________________ Me: Hey! you gonna let me tap that? ....no reply for almost 45 mins Her: hey sorry i was playing dota... whats up?
Me: HAha, it's ok. You're a dota addict anyway, so when you gonna let me tap that?
...long ass silence again.
I give up. | Oh shit dota ftw.
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07-31-2009, 08:04 AM
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#66 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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haha this thread is awesome
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07-31-2009, 08:53 AM
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#67 | | RS.net, where our google ads make absolutely no sense!
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this thread makes me wish I was single to see what chicks would be down
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07-31-2009, 09:40 AM
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#68 | | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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07-31-2009, 09:41 AM
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#69 | | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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Originally Posted by Vancouver240sx this thread makes me wish I was single to see what chicks would be down | Hey, nobody says you have to follow through! I mean, look at k2_alpha... 
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07-31-2009, 09:51 AM
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#70 | | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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Originally Posted by danny_d19 | Ahahaha, some good stuff there... Quote:
Me: ...So when can I tap that?
Her: How about text me next time when i'm not with my boyfriend ****er...
Me: Tonight?
Her: We will see.
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Me: Hey Babes, Can you let me ask you something?
Her: Sure..?
Me: When you gonna let me get a knock at that *****?
Her: Shane... Your my first blood cousin... Our parents are siblings.
Me: Oh, you didn't answer the question
no response.. lol
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07-31-2009, 09:52 AM
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#71 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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Me: Hey
Her: yes
Me: Can I Tap That?
Her: Yes
lol...that was easy
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07-31-2009, 09:57 AM
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#72 | | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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Originally Posted by fsy82 Me: Hey
Her: yes
Me: Can I Tap That?
Her: Yes
lol...that was easy | What's that number again?
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07-31-2009, 10:03 AM
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#73 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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Originally Posted by Soundy What's that number again? | you will never know...haha
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07-31-2009, 10:30 AM
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#74 | | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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07-31-2009, 10:56 AM
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#75 | | I answer every Emotion with an emoticon
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Originally Posted by Girl I tried to pay you and you still rejected me!! WTH. Guess ya'll don't like butch women. | I'd give you the RS discount
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