When guys think they bought a full mirror room membership at the gym

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-stupid drivers who all of a sudden in the middle of a street so that they can make a U turn to park in a spot on the other side of the road. The spot is next to a sign saying "Loading Zone" dumbass!

People who fail to pull over on the shoulder or a side street to pick up passengers. Instead they flash their hazards and hold up traffic.

When you find out the girl you've been talking to for awhile has a boyfriend...:suspicious:

When sites tell you:

"Your password must: Contain at least one uppercase letter"

Fuck off. This is how I forget the fucking password and it takes me forever to login with password recovery and then theres this shit:

http://www.androidnova.org/wp-conten...ha-example.gif

WHERE YOU CANT EVEN FUCKING READ THE WORDS

FUCK.

Girls that refer to their friends as "girlfriends".

Dude I don't give a shit that your friend - is a girl!

When us guys go hang out with our buddies, do we say "I'm gonna hang out with my boyfriends"?!

:flamemad:

people who don't take the inner most lane when making their turns

^ and people who never use their turn signals
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The pig receptionist at my workplace who almost never shows up to work for stupid excuses. She brags about being fit and yet eats mcondalds, fish and chips, white spot every other day. She demands more money on her salary but yet never shows up. Get rid of the attitude no one likes you.

and

The stupid coworker whos constantly in everyones business about how much everyone is making so she can guage whether shes being underpaid. Missy, you have no experience or education in our industry, youre just a data entry person. I wouldnt pay you $30,000/year for what you do. Be greateful for what you have.

...And that folks is what CURRENTLY grinds my gears.

People that walk with their goddam umbrellas open....WHEN THEY'RE UNDER A ROOF/COVER

And they FUCKING WALK SLOW TOO

Fuck move bitch.

As you make a right turn, pedestrians who are walking really slow across the cross walk even when the light is flashing "don't walk".

Move it fool!

What grinds me is certain people that I use to call "my friend"
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When people don't keep their word

When people ask a question that they already know the answer to and they're only doing it to put shit on you
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When everybody says the worlds going to end... and it doesn't. :ilied: SCUMBAGS!

it grinds my gears when i shift and my gears grind ha

yeah my store theres a old guy that does that. copies money and cuts them to size. he looks a bit crazy tho.


I'm not sure if I'm the only one but whenever I drive anywhere, the traffic light always turns yellow/red right as I approach it. There was one day where every light I approached turned red on me. That was most stressful trip to work ever.

anxiety attacks.. fuck my life

One ply toilet paper

dumb fucks that dont understand how stop signs work

People that jack my parking spot. 3 people did this today (obviously at asian mall) and i actually got out of my car to bitch at the last one cuz i couldmt stand it anymore. i was signalling dumb fuking bitches.
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People who talk to you only because they need your help
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being "Chinese roadblocked" for those who are not aware of what this is. ps, i didnt make the name so dont hate me for it.

when there is 2 available lanes, they are both taken by 2 individuals who decide to go under the speed limit... together at the same speed limit so there is no getting around them. i know there is no "fast lane" legally, but it is pretty common knowledge that right lane is if you are in no rush at all and want to take your sweet ass time...

and......

i was in the mall today and discovered this pretty quickly, having people walk opposing your direction that decide they dont wanna get around you.. they wanna go through you, i do my best to avoid bumping people but some look right at you ant make effort to not move at all... stupid fucks

Haha, if I run into someone like that I just run through them. If I am walking minding my own and someone CLEARLY sees me and chooses to walk/change direction into me I just stand there. Unless you're a 200lb guy you're not going to be knocking me out of the way.

Just happened to me today... :pokerface:

when a package you've been waiting for is delayed and then when it finally arrives the delivery facility, you miss the delivery and gotta wait for the next business day which is 3 days later coz of new years fakkk

having to sneeze/cough while taking a piss
shit hurts