people who don't reply..

Public Washrooms .. be it at your office OR the mall or restaurant..

especially if the previous 'user' left a big turd in there and/or pissed all over
the seat.

...and the toilet seats in this office building are small / i.e. small circumference...so when I sit my big ass down, my unit touches the underneath of the seat...ugh!!!!!



GROSS!!!!

ALSO...you're in the lineup at a store ready to pay for some merchandise and of course, the ass clown in front of you chose an item with no barcode to scan or starts to dispute the price thus prompting a price check.. ARGHGHGHGHHGHG DIE EEEEEEEE.

For all the HKer's here, or people who uses esculators A LOT

Hongers for whatever reason are allergic to walking, so they all bunch up on the right side to get on the esculator, when many from the left side can easily walk up the left side for a few steps before merging to the right (like you do when you're driving)...but they all merge before getting on, leading to a huge pile-up for no reason

When they embark, regardless of age or sex, they all have to look down and aim as if they're a toddler that's afraid of moving stairs. What this leads to is while you're merging the retards in front of you just abruptly stops and looks down, and you're always inches from tripping over them and causing a big accident.

My thing is...........if you're a tourist and you don't use these things a lot back home...fine. Hongers use esculators 20times a day!

restaurants that only take cash

People who expect things that you occasionally offer like a ride home.

cyclists who are in the middle of the damn road!!!

New loonies and toonies that don't work in parking meters etc.

people who signals and expect you to stop immediately and let them merge into your lane when you're in their blind spot AND flips you off after you jam on the brakes and honked at them.

That i have to put my baby up for sale =(

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when fat people give me nutrition tips. or when they tell me i have a fast metabolism as an excuse why they're fat and i'm not

when people envy your success

when u carry ur team and still lose.. sigh

- when I hold the door open for a stranger and they don't say thank you

- when oncoming people spit on the sidewalk directly in my path

- when im less than 10 feet away from an elevator and the 2 people inside don't hold the door

- when people talk loud on their phones

- when people talk loud in general...if im sitting at a restaurant, I don't want to hear what you did at work today when im 3 tables away

- people at the gym who tell me "im doing something wrong"

- people who forget to turn off their signal lights or don't use them while changing lanes

- people who park 3 inches from my back bumper...while the asshole infront parked 6 inches from my front bumper

- the broad in metrotown at the hair straightening kiosk who keeps asking me if I want to try the hair straightener...my hair is fucking 1-2 inches long...

- people who sit infront of me at the theater and constantly play with their phone during the movie to check messages while the bright light of their screen distracts me from the movie

- people who cant keep control of their kids in stores while they run around...put the fuckers on a leash if you cant control them

- like acura604 said, people who complain about prices at the check out
-- if you don't know how to use a self check out...DONT..

- people in busy malls/sidewalks who are in a group of 3+ who walk side by side at the speed of a fucking snail making it a hassle to try to get around them

- people who don't pick up after their dogs

- people who make minimum wage, smoke weed and drink all week long, have kids, struggle to pay their rent on time, and then complain about how tough life is

- girls who act like g-thugs on facebook...your not a thug nor ever will be, holding a shotgun and a 40pounder of vodka while camping doesn't make you a badass

- people who use hashtags on facebook

- girls on facebook who upload 50+ photos a day...what they eat, what they're wearing, how their hair looks, where they're driving to etc etc...just fucking stop please...you may be a friend...but your getting close to being deleted

- chewing with your mouth open or scraping a fork along your teeth

- people who claim to be "outdoorsy", but when you take them camping they bitch and complain about no running water, its to cold out, they want a big mac and a real bed.

that's all for now...millions more...but ill stop here

people who think they're hilarious on sfu's textbook buy/sell facebook page.

The few I had have been covered, plus a few I didn't know I had. :D

when your initial instinct was right, but you change your mind and end up picking the wrong answer

when tards use eloquent words wrongfully

when muhfuckers speak to you in a condescending tone

When courses you need to graduate aren't being offered this year.... WTF UVic!!!!!

when people curl in the squat rack

when people try to buy stuff you are selling and ask if you can meet closer to them which is only 20minutes away. Go fuck yourself, come pick up the item yourself if you need it so bad.

People humblebrags on their fb status every single day and waiting for ppl to compliment them.

When my dad tries to correct me or contradict me on everything I talk about. Seriously, fuck off.

when people stand in front of an elevator while waiting, then have to move because people are getting off

So as I was driving home, I see four cyclists, white couple with small children, coming towards me on a small street, can only fit one car through.
Just then I noticed a white taurus slowly following them and could not pass them. So I decided to stop fully and allow cyclists and taurus to go first. Pulled to the side slightly, and when cyclists passed, mom first (gives weird look), kids after, and lastly dad waving me to go like I didnt need to stop for them. Lke they could squeeze through...but me being courteous wasn't good enough to them...

Well hello? Bet you didnt know some car behind you trying to pass, did you?
Woman had the nerve to say "omg" as if I did something wrong.
Sometimes I ponder the meaning of being a courtesy driver or just using road sense.

Sigh...

When a baby is crying NON-STOP and the parents don't bother doing anything to stop the baby from crying.

Happens EVERY. DAY. in my neighborhood FUCK