when people text you wassup, you text back, and they don't reply :suspicious: dafuq why'd you text me in the first place

mondays :fuuuuu:

friends that say hypocritical things

eg.
Friday - says "trying to drink less"
Saturday - so wasted they need a ride home
Sunday - hungover and says "i'm not drinking again"

Next weekend repeat

I don't care if people drive slow vehicles or drive slowly, but pull the fuck over if you're on a single lane road with limited passing. Especially if you're on a tiny dirtbike doing 50 on a highway with a limit of 90.

autocorrect is great and all
but this really grinds my fucking gears

everytime I type "yo" goddamn phone always autocorrects it to "to" i've already had it exempted but stupid fucking piece of fuck always goes to "to" everytime I type "yo"...seriously fucking annoying as fuck.

^ get an android brah

won't autocorrect fuck to duck lulz

When your days off are Sunday Monday, but they change the schedule to work Monday but no one informs you so you enjoy your normal day off but get written up for a no call no show when it's not your fault.

^ are your schedules posted up to view?

when people on CL sell shit NOT in multiples of 5.

No, I don't want to buy your shit for $7, make it $5 or $10.

Cost of insurance for a 90s Civic is still around $1.9k base rate...

and you can get one the cars for less than half the cost of that

:fulloffuck:


Yes, Hondas/Acuras get stolen all the time... but why are the premiums still so high for these cars when the cars are dirt cheap nowadays?

because racecar



...actually srs lol
the number of riced out eg civics in my neighborhood is too damn high, annoying as fuck too as they constantly rip up and down the block for no fucking reason other than to hear their shit exhaust.

When chics lie about being on the pill

Cunty coworkers...

The fact that my car is too new for a cassette player but too old for an aux jack..

That le gf has no freaking clue what car she wants.

Putting in full days, working through my lunch well half the office staff shows up late and leaves early like a fuck could be given. It's a cliché saying but so true, 20% of the people do 80% of the work.

when you need to make a right turn and this happens:

http://i62.tinypic.com/2ntk0g4.png

I have a truck so that doesn't stop me from turning right :)

kids my age preaching "loyalty & respect" whilst being two-headed snakes & disrespecting authoritative figures

when my banking app asks for the security questions after i put the password in and i accidentally answer them wrong which results in my app being locked.

:yuno:

me: "$20 lotto max with extra"
cashier: "so that's $21"
cashier: *prints ticket and finds it he didn't enter extra*
me: *standing there looking at him suspiciously*
cashier: *goes to cancel ticket*
me: i'll take that ticket anyways
cashier: i cancelled it already

FIRST YOU FUCKED UP MY TICKET, THEN YOU CANCEL WITHOUT ASKING. HOW MUCH OF A FUCKTARD CAN YOU BE?!

Generally, people fucking up orders.

^ they don't get paid enough to care.

The fuckwits who keep crashing on the same fucking stretch of road every 2 weeks. It's literally the exact same direction on the exact same block at nearly the same time every 2 weeks or so without fail. And then the dumb fucks just sit in the middle of the lanes during rush hour instead of moving their worthless asses out of the way so traffic can flow.

And the selfish prick who decided that instead of using a bike lane like someone who isn't a horsecock gobbling spandex monkey, he would pedal in one of the two car lanes, uphill, on the highway, during rush hour. Buddy needs a cactus shoved up his ass.

This is why I do all my banking in-person.

Doing any banking via an app is bad news bears.

Where do you live? In Gastown we have motorcycles, Lambos, screaming homeless people

^ South Burnaby
I've got Surrey Jack wannabes with autotragic Civics (and various cars with fart cans, retarded racing stickers and Canadian tire accessories) trying to redline out of the parking spot and practically anywhere everytime. It's actually hilarious at times, esp when i see them rev the shit out of their cars only to brake harshly at the next stop sign 100 meters down the road.

Then there are these morons who seem to think that stopping in the middle of the fucking road while unloading their trunks and waiting for passengers and blasting their piece of shit bass music is cool. Hazards dont mean you can park anywhere. There's a fucking parking spot right beside you, you goddamn tard. How about you park the car there and do your shit instead of unloading your piece of shit car in the middle of the fucking road.

Another thing that grinds my gears every fucking morning are the fucktards who won't let me merge onto the highway. Fuck you dipshit, I'm gonna need to merge regardless, make this easy on everyone else and just let me the fuck merge.

Sigh, we need a new plague, specially engineered for morons.

/end rant