when i get a work request 5 minutes away from my break or home time...
where the fuck were you during work hours?!?!?!

People that always have to ask how many are coming to a meet. JUST FUCKING SHOW UP.

Status 105

When some one cuts you off then has the nerve to finger you like you did something wrong, yet they fucked up.

^ Man, think about the fried rice....

-Drivers using the right turn lane to get in front of the lineup at a stoplight (I especially hate you pls burn in hell)

Never have I been more pissed off behind the wheel. Worse is when they dodge in front of you only to hold up traffic in order to turn.

-Being behind people who brake and activate their turn signals at the crosswalk, give me a fucking warning.

-Jehovah's witnesses at skytrain stations, peddle your shit elsewhere.

People who don't turn on their tailights on the highway

Even worse are the retards who don't turn on their fucking headlights either

holy fuck i was just thinking the same thing. I was getting annoyed on the hwy one my way to work this morning...pouring rain and dark as fuck and then there are idiots who don't have their shit on

:fulloffuck: how do you even forget these things. Maybe one or two cars out of 500 but today fucking every fifth car was a retard or something with no lights on.



Anyways, I can't get that stupid Hyundai commercial song out my head...I'm an albatroaz. :ohgodwhy:

When shower water turns cold

People that rub my swirl free paint on my car with their hands. Swirl free no more :rukidding: Black paint makes it so much worst too =\

When people don't have common sense and do nothing unless their told to do so

When you go to a movie theatre and get blinded by a fucking solar flare because someone decided to use their phone. don't be THAT guy..

Finding the car I'm looking for in a rare colour, low km, looks mint, only to find out it has manual windows. Who the hell orders the upgraded spoiler, exhaust, wheels, brakes, trim and paint code but skips power windows? ON A 2008?!?!?!

^^. The lotus phylosiphy

But it's a Matrix :(

When you tell customers something they don't want to hear and tell you how to do your job :fulloffuck:

when you play soccer and your cleats somehow start ripping at the tongue

when time goes by too fast.

How the flying fuck is Costco willingdon full with no available parking spots at 1 pm on a fucking Wednesday????

you should go in the opening morning hours or 2-3 hours before closing time.

Rookie mistake to go during rush hour :lawl:

When people talk and talk about bullshit in the sick cars in Vancouver thread instead of posting pictures

dammit i never knew that was rush hour. lesson learned, i should just stop going to that costco altogether. When i lived in Burnaby, I only had time to go on weekends and it was a shit show every time. I thought it would be a great time cus it was just after lunch before the traffic rush hour. i was patting myself in the back and shit for leaving the office and thinking the trip would be a breeze until i got there then... :fuuuuu:

couldn't find parking so i ended up parking in some random space where cars decided to make a spot lol

on the plus side, i found some cheap ass fila running shoes and they finally had the color and size i wanted so :notbad:

When you go to pass the person going 10 under the speed limit then they speed up to 20 over just as you come up beside them ...

dropped all of the change i had in my pockets into a homeless man's cup, but he wasn't looking 'cause he was busy feeding his dog. then, my friend's like, "why didn't you give it to him while he was looking?" :rukidding:

she follows suit as well as buys him a couple of snacks from a nearby concession stand, then proceeds to post on twitter about how she's done a good deed :seriously: srsly betch? you want to be commended for a gesture of kindness?

lost all respect for her after that incident

sites that auto play ads/vids

to the dipshit who thought of this and the dipshits who implemented it
fuck you, your fucking family and your entire fucking descendants.
i don't remember asking you to play a goddamn thing.