y dont u do it.too at 1am as a pay back :ifyouknow:

Best payback for people who keep you up late at night is a nice, leisurely lawn mowing at 7AM the next morning :ilied:

the credit card people at superstore or at any supermarket where they get these people to bug you to apply for their credit cards. The ones who take no for an answer, great, you people are awesome but the ones that keep pushing...holy shit, even when I bs and say I already have one they would proceed to go hassle whoever I'm with.

Fuck off, i want to shop in peace. I don't care if you have a job to do, I find this pretty goddamn rude. I've always wondered if there was some sort of legal action against this type of soliciting in a supermarket or if we as a population can start some sort of movement to get supermarkets to ban this shit. It's annoying as fuck.
When I'm shopping for my shit, the last thing I want is some random asshole annoying me...it's like telemarketing in real life.

Just gotta be firm with them and control the conversation.

I say I appreciate the offer but I am not interested in another credit card right now.

Maintain eye contact and keep a smile going.

If they still push just smile and say "this conversation is over" and walk away.

For the longest time until I was mid-20's I would tell them I was under 19 years of age.

Now I just say I already have the card.

lol @ you guys even bother responding to them

just walk by them as if they don't exist :lawl:

Just say no thank you as you walk by and ignore them after that. Dick move, but really, who's the real dick here?

lol yeah i guess, i should just stare through them more often.


emails with the subject or starts off with "Happy Monday..."

fuck off, ain't nothing happy about Monday.

im 25 & i still tell them im 15, it still works

Stupid mother fuckers that don't know how to act when they're standing around you or others. Like this one guy I work with, every time I'm talking to this guy he just stands there playing with his dick. Like seriously dude? Even when this guy is just standing around waiting for me to finish up doing something the motherfucker is just standing there playing with his junk...

He's got the hots for you

PEOPLE WHO EAT SUSHI WITH THEIR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's cause in Japan sushis considered a finger food.

Only sashimi is to be eaten with chopsticks only.

gwai lo!

Lol fuck off.. Naw guys just a stupid cracker honkey. Now before I get flac for saying that know this.. The guy was growing pot for a while in one of the bedrooms of his 3 bedroom basement suite that 2 of his kids also live in.

My coworker doing whatever the fuck he wants with no regards for how it effects anyone else. In response I went full ragetard today can't wait to hear what my boss has to say when he gets back to town on Monday. Worst day I've ever had here, haven't lost my temper like that since I used to work for the family business.

^ Last time I did something like that I thought I was gonna get fired...turns out everybody hated the guy I went ape shit on, boss essentially laughed it off and said it wasn't a big deal but to try and keep my cool for next time

he also told me that he'd speak to that guy's boss to tell him to not be such a dickwad

:joy:

fat chicks + yoga pants.http://weber.$$$$$$$$$$$$.com/3.jpg

When dudes sit spread eagle when riding shotgun and everytime you go into 5th or R your hand brushes up against their leg... and they still dont move their leg!

teachers on strike

superfluously opinionated bigots...

like shit son i get that you have an opinion, and that's cool. not cool when you're dogmatically preaching it and shoving it down peoples' throats
don't have to be so oppressive about it

1.) Blind dumbfuck drivers that doesnt see parked car far ahead of them and tries to cut in until the last second or when they are right behind the parked car.... (srsly WTF how the fuck do you not see the car is getting closer but not fuckin moving)

all these fucking work-related password i have to remember
the fact that i need to write this all down all over my fucking desk and my phone pretty much defeats the purpose of security.

and all these goddamned complicated requirements for passwords and the need to change every fucking month or so.

annoying as fuck esp when I get locked out cus I can't rmbr which pass corresponds with which acc

passwords are no longer for keeping out people you know, they're for keeping out the people you don't. Honestly having all your passwords written down is gonna be safer than having one password that's easily cracked.

Why does it have to be so fucking difficult to get metric hardware ?!?!?!!?