fucking adobe reader always opens up documents at 195%

do you think i'm fucking blind or something? Fuck. I remember changing the setting to default at 100% before but for some reason it still opens up fucking bloated.

It's a good idea that when you take your car in for servicing to have it as clean as possible. The main reason is if it looks like you love and take care of your car, techs are more likely to also take extra care.


.... By why, for the love of God, do people slop on gallons of tire shine and greasy shit onto their wheels the morning before taking their car in for tire related servicing!!! It's very frustrating when you're trying to lift a large 20" run flat wheel/tire combo and you can't even hold on to it

Good to know, thank you!

foreigners that throw their weight around cuz they think they are better then u

fucking french guy pretended to ask a question & then cut in line to buy a ticket at the train station.............so i randomly yelled "HEY ASSHOLE GET BACK IN LINE"

dude looked clueless as hell & then went up to me saying "did u call me an asshole" (as someone pointed at me), i responded by saying "i only called the asshole & since u responded then i guess its u "

dude points at me saying a bunch of stuff like how i insulted him & what not, i just told him to "shut the fuck up get back in line before the cops come"

that was it

edit: i also get that a lot when im back in canada too with mainlanders, not knowing english is fine, but randomly throwing weight around & starting shit IS NOT FINE period

replacing my fucking wipers
I do this twice a year and every time I can never remember how to do it.

the Num Lock

profs that want you to "describe this term briefly, use some examples. Keep it brief."
and comments that your definition is still too short.

what the fuck man? My definition of brief is 4-6 fucking sentences. In my career and previous education experience. It has always been my fucking skill to be able to define/summarize things in short order. I don't like wasting time when i'm talking to people, I don't like wasting words when I describe shit.

Do you want a fucking half pager essentially reiterating the same fucking sentences over again? Cus that's how you fucking get it.

Fucking educators these days are fucking clueless.

when you honk at dumbasses and they have the nerve to honk back at you when they fucked up.

maybe when you take out all the obscenities it becomes 2 sentences :lol



seriously though, when i'm passing you on the highway why the fuck would you speed up? this isn't a fucking race, i just want to get ahead of you and on with my life, don't take this personally, JUST LET ME FUCKING PASS YOU

This happens to me every other time I travel the Coq, usually some douche sitting in the left lane who starts trying to match my speed once I catch up to them. Then I have the choice of either speeding up more until they give up, or traveling with some moron in the worst possible spot (beside you) at highway speeds since they slow down with me as well. It really sketches me out because if the increased speed causes them to lose control they're going to take me out too.

People who fucking go straight in a right turn only lane. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU AND YOUR FAMILY FOR ALMOST CAUSING A PILE UP ACCIDENT. Yeah, it's fucking awesome to cut off a god damn delivery truck at rush hour with cars almost rear ending the truck when you almost smoke the damn island.

Again, FUCK YOU.

This is on 54th and Victoria. This intersection:

https://www.google.ca/maps/place/Van...81f38b!6m1!1e1

I am so surprised that I do not see more T-Bone accidents that happen here when someone is turning left to go south on Victoria drive while some asshole runs the right turn lane and some unsuspecting person turns left to go northbound on Victoria.

People who drive in heavy fog with no headlights/taillights. Wtf is wrong with you??

Headlights off is the best visibility in some fog, unfortunately since DRLs were designed by a fucking walnut the rears have to go off if you switch your lights off.

people who stand too closely behind you in a lineup
i gradually increase the space between us, fucker takes a step forward and accidentally brushes up against me :rukidding: i do this 15-20 times and fucker still manages to touch me almost every time

tailgating shitasses

People who spit their gum in the urinal!!! Omg, tells you a lot about a person

Apparently all the money spent adding a dedicated cycle path between the road and crosswalk was a waste of money. :rukidding:

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b1...psqysu1jql.png

On a single lane road, it's definitely not the best idea. I watched someone almost run head on into another car because they went to pass (broken line on their side) and the car didn't have its headlights on so it came out of the fog seemingly out of nowhere. This was around 8-8:30 this morning.

Fucking goof ball. I bet he's the type that fingers people when he gets honked for doing something stupid and dangerous.

You think that's bad? You ever see a urinal with a bunch of pubes on the urinal cake? It's either someone pulling a bunch of their pubes out or the urinal cake has absorbed enough human DNA to start growing its own hair. Fucking disgusting. This is on the floor of my office and it's coded too for only people in my company so someone at my company is fucking ripping out their pubes by the bunch.

People that cross the street, diagonally in front of traffic.

You know what grinds my gears? People who don't take their backpacks off in a packed train. I don't give a shit if your backpack cost you a thousand dollars, take that shit off (yes, I googled MCM backpacks, wtf).

And to that cunt that cut in line at Ikea, fuck you.

Maybe they had a date after work and were trimming :lol

When shit doesn't work properly when needed ... then you spend half a day at work trying to replicate the problem without any luck ... Then the first time it gets put back into service, it doesn't work properly again :fuuuuu:

When a Surrey jack tries to race you, speeds down the right side of the street and could of killed two people working and then gives you the famous stare. Bruh, you look goofy as fuck, there isn't a point of me racing you. You drive a Q7 and I drive a hatchback. Had to the biggest :lawl: on my face when I passed him.

When you end up working a stress-filled 19.5-hour shift on a Friday (plus a 50 minute commute each way) ... :ohgodwhy: