When RS does this...

http://i.imgur.com/mGhYsVV.jpg

fruit flies.

When people say "maybe" or "we'll see"

Put your fucking vagina away and say "no" so both parties can move the fuck on.

people that can't parallel park for shit and their car is sticking out far as shit from the curb

Or when they put their elbow on the armrest and don't get the hint when your elbow keeps hitting theirs when you are shifting.

when asshats selling shit label things as "MUST GO" "NEED TO GET RID OF IT ASAP" and post prices that are higher than retail

when people label their items as "RARE" like its a limited edition pokemon card :lawl:

the super-awkward arm brush

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when u dont listen when your young & shit comes back to hunt u when u get older

a part of my tooth came off today when eatting, must be from when i was super young my parents told me to brush my teeth & i dont always listen

then when i started to listen i also started to drinking a lot of soft drink & coffee

if only i listen to my parents when i was 9

when people don't take their promises seriously.. say what you mean and mean what you say. people like you is the reason why promises don't mean shit these days

Pedestrians/cyclists with no lights or reflective clothing riding at night in the rain on unlit streets/highways.

Every ignorant twit that has no clue about how nature works yet flips their shit and bashes the CO's when a conservation officer has to kill an animal that has become too comfortable near humans.

and then they proceed to fucking run stop lights without once looking side to side...almost hit so many fucking irresponsible cyclists because they don't bother with stop signs.

what's up with all these retards weaving in and out of rush hour traffic at high speeds and tailing on rainy days.

it's so fucking annoying when I see morons cutting in and out of traffic during rush hour. You're not fucking getting anywhere. I'm gonna see your dumb ass at the next red light so do everyone a favor and just suck it up instead of weaving and bobbing out of traffic forcing your pos car between whatever space you can.

heterosexual couples who call their bf/gf their "partner"

the fuck??

^ people who refer to their SO other than by name when you know they're together bug the hell out of me, eg "My boyfriend" "my wife" etc. Everyone knows you're dating Jim, stop making yourself sound insecure and fucking call him Jim.

Stupid people.

Coworker: Walk in my office and say's his computer is telling him his internet browser is out of date and must be updated, what does that mean?
Me: It means your browser is out of date and must be updated.
Coworker: Well what does that mean?
Me: It means update your browser.
Coworker: So I just start hitting buttons? Walks out of office......

Assholes.

Coworker: Clearly doesn't know how to update his browser.
You: Could have offered to help him.

:lawl:

I could have, there is a bit of back story there because he always approaches it like this he'll never ask for help. He'll throw it out there as a question but he wants me to offer to do it instead of just asking for my help. I'm really not opposed to helping it's all how people approach it, believe me I need help from time to time as well difference is I'll ask for it.

From now on in these situations I'm just going to ask him with a serious face, "what do you think it means?"

people who take revscene way too seriously LOL

fake knight.

people who drive dangerously close to me in parking lots

-seeing tourists steal fruit and muffins from a hotel buffet when they know that taking food from the premises is forbidden. :suspicious:

Really? I saw these tourists in Europe who paid good coin for seafood but they don't want to spend more money to buy snacks? :failed:

when youre trying to make a tuna sandwhich, and the tin is one of those easy-peel tops. great, the top works flawlessly. but there is always an inner fucking lip inside the tin that stops you from getting all of the god damn tuna out of it. drives me fucking nuts

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People who think they need 4WD/AWD for winter :facepalm: fuckers don't realize it all comes down to tires.