i want to become like those fob girls with pure white skin LOL. I only use them to move large/ heavy objects. Or to move meat and not want any blood to get on my hands... :pokerface:

I use my old airsoft gloves, since I don't play anymore. Goes to good use; knuckle protection :thumbs:

I don't know why, but trucks always stop as close as possible to me in traffic. Not a big deal in an auto, but when I was learning to drive stick (with my L no less) I did my first burnout by accident trying not to roll back into a truck that was way too close to me.

Gym observations:

1.) Just because you have a bigger and better looking physique than I, doesn't mean you get to hog a rack or station for an hour. Fuck off and come late at night or early morning when there's fewer bodies. We all pay membership fees so we're all entitled to use the equipment.

Or buy your own rack you cheap fuck.

2.) People who don't put their weights away. Why are you unnecessarily creating an obstacle course for me? This is not part of my workout routine. I'd take up tango if I wanted to move around all the shit on the floor. You must keep your home like this you pig.

Fucking grates on my balls even more when TRAINER'S leave shit all over the place. Bitch, lead by example!

3.) When I go to a vacant machine and start working out and someone comes out of nowhere Randy Orton style and says "I was using that".

BITCH, your fucking shit is scattered around that machine 15 feet away. Come back when this machine is vacant again you fuckstick.

Also:

Steve Nash Richmond (not the club) is a hole in the wall.

You'd be surprised at how many people don't even know what a MT even is. My boss told me that when he was drunk one day, a guy offered to drive his car home. Hopped in, saw the 12345R and asked him what the thing is...

I think we all did accidental burnouts on hills when we started learning. I did one in my old Corolla before I got the handbrake trick down.

When you go to order HBO Canada for Game of Thrones and Shaw tells you that you need to upgrade to Bluesky TV and Internet 150 ... and then tells you Internet 150 isn't available in your area, anyways, so even if you wanted to shell out another $100/month, you can't.

Fuck Cable ...

When Amazon uses a courier other than Canada Post or their in-house service to deliver my shit

The dumb lighting inside Cassiar tunnel. Some days it's ok.
I don't get why they have it bright in the beginning and then dim in the end.

Like at night it's full bright at the tunnel entrance wtf so blinding, then it gets dim, maybe half bright, at the end.

And during the day, especially on a bright sunny day, it's like half bright at the entrance and dim dim at the end, or even just dim all the way.

How are you supposed to adjustyour eyeballs like that

Why can't they just have the tunnel consistently lit front to end, and bright during the day and dim at night?

The hottest places in hell should be reserved for people who use slot head screws.

I love the screws cut for all 3 types (robertson, phillips and slot). I rarely see them but when I do I want to high five whoever selected them.

That face when you want to detail your car but the same inconsiderate prick is blocking your garage pathway (townhouse complex), and strata doesn't do shit

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when people use periods in acronyms

bothers the ever living shit out of me

The entrance/exit of Bridgeport McDonalds ... or more like the morons that live in this city.

I'm making a left turn in, and I get honked at by the car making a left turn out. That car has a stop sign. Seriously. Really?!

This fucking city :fulloffuck:

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Can't you get them towed?

Nope. I tried once, and strata said they have to issue two parking violation warnings before towing. Smh.

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when you get a note from the city telling you to make sure recycling bin lids are closed for collection

bitch, that's what happens when it's a multi-family complex, collection is bi-weekly and binners scrap through it while it's out in the alley waiting to be collected

not my problem

People who pick through the whole dish to find the piece that they like.
Bitch, grow some manners. Everyone else has to eat too. Pick up the utensil and take the piece in front of you.

this,those fuckers...canadapost gets to your door with a knock...other couriers you gotta drive 10 minutes to some fucking depot...:rukidding:

People who send you instant messages at work even though your status is "Busy".

I don't need to know about the details of your fabulous weekend. :rukidding:

when you make plans with someone for tomorrow, and then tomorrow comes but they totally "forgot" about the said plans. like...TF?! bich gtfo

#wastemytime2017

Started holidays at 3 PM yesterday. Called by work for consultation last night and again this morning at 8:30. :fuuuuu: :yuno: :QQ:

When you're trying to make plans and no one confirms if they're in or not

Here is a new one: people who don't know how to use washing machines. Yep.

The dumb girls upstair always clog up the washing machine because they put the washing powder in the wrong place. It specifically says on the washing machine where to put the powder and where to put the detergent.

They also complained that the hot water costs too much, so the landlord turned off the hot water going to the washing machine. Fair enough.

Yet they and the people living next door always forget to not use the warm water mode, and the washing machine quits working because of low water pressure. Seriously, it's not hard to press an extra button.

It's not rocket science, folks.

I know they shouldn't have to, but maybe the landlord should get a splitter and just hook both supply lines to the cold tap.

That's not a bad idea, but I don't think the landlord will come back just to do that.

Left lane hoggers. These drivers drive me nuts. If you're gonna drive at the 50K speed limit, stay in the right lane! :mad: