When people assume you can speak mandarin and then look dumbfounded you can't. I am already having a hard time speaking in Cantonese to strangers. :okay:

"I want you to rebrand our company. But you can't touch the logo, only change the colour."

:fulloffuck:

Cashiers at Mcdonald's who still follow the one coupon per customer per visit rule.

Do they not understand you can order from the Kiosk x amount of times and have coupons applied each time?

Also, cashier who asks you to show the coupon.

Do they not know that everyone can just go on the website and get the coupon? This fat fuck at the drive thru literally made me went through the website to show him a coupon when it was pouring rain.

And people who don't see the loopholes around promotions (not just mcdonald's).

This lady in front of me wanted to use two coupons but the cashier didn't let her. She ended up just using one.

market crossing McDonalds is horrible during those free coffee promotions. you order 3 cups, but only get one if theres one person in the car. If you go through the drive thru again, they wont give it :fulloffuck:

??

But you order through that microphone? They would prepare the coffee and then not give it to you?

thats what i thought, but nope, they said one cup per person a day :fulloffuck: and i didnt find any restrictions about this anywhere

That guy that drops weights at the gym, and slams pull weights down.

Why dont you just throw them thru the windows if you really want to get noticed?

People who swing out in the opposite direction before making a turn. You puny car can make a left just fine without swinging out to the right first.

It is so aggravating to hear some Chinese seniors make these awful noises before they spit out phlegm in a public washroom.

"Haaaaaarack!" :fuckthatshit:

Stop doing that fool! You make people from other ethnic groups think that CBCs like me also make that awful noise in every washroom.

SwiftRage

HAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAH

what you're backing into a parking spot and the impatient idiot drives behind you :fulloffuck:

nearly backed into this dumbass smh

Or more than halfway backing out and the idiots walk right behind your or drive behind you

People who sit way inside a packed skytrain when the next 2 stop is their stop. Then they go barging out because they're scared they might not get out.

They should assume you speak English regardless... :QQ:

When someone does work on something you've been working on, but doesn't follow the conventions for things like abbreviations and formatting that have been used for all the previous work. Now I either have to redo a ton of work to make it match, or leave a bunch of inconsistencies that look like crap.

When you asked a colleague to stop tapping his fuckin foot cause it makes an annoying clicking noise the entire week.

Motherfucker still does it. I wanna shoot this fat obnoxious fuck face in the leg. Why can't there be more mature/professional people working here? Fuckin kids.




WOOOOOOSSSSSSSAHHHHHH

Its hard man, I do it a lot too subconsciously when im sitting. I have to actively think to not do it... Like breathing

When those stupid ass people cross the street against their light (on a red) with their sweetass time and you honk them to tell them they shouldn't be doing that (aka gtfo and run if you really intended to cross on a red) and they turn around and slow down and give you the finger :fulloffuck:

People with no table manners or phone etiquette.

Imagine working beside someone who burps during a phone conversation with an employer. Then this same person burps after eating his lunch every day!!

-told a co worker about it. Then this other co -worker said that the employer on the phone got a "two for one deal" from my neighbour. Service AND a burp. LUL


I need to move to another desk! SwiftRage

People who literally lay their fingers on your screen when the point something out. Fuck you and your smudge marks.

im not even chinese and this happens too often

when you gotta get up early and your scumbag brain wakes you up randomly in the middle of the night and you can't fall back asleep

:fuuuuu:

practice until you can perfectly say "sorry i don't speak any mandarin" in fluent mandarin and then calmly walk away like :pokerface:

might as well troll 'em LUL

Sites that still ship with UPS and DHL

for the love of God just use USPS or Royal Mail!