^ fuckin perfumes in general piss me off

there's probably the 1% that knows how to subtly apply it and use it in the right scenarios

the other 99% are content in fucking rolling in it before they leave home in the morning

The smell of musky cologne on a hot fuckin day makes me choke up.

Guys should know which type of cologne to apply when it's night or day.

As I was reading this thread about perfume/cologne, that's the first thing I smell as soon as I walk into the office -.-

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I haven't used cologne in a while.

I have 3 bottles. The most expensive one, I only use it when before very formal events, and make sure I don't overuse it.

My hair product has fragrance in it, smells like i'm wearing cologne but i'm not. And it's pleasant to others. :fullofwin:

The heat of living on the 3rd floor.
I was sitting in my living room w/ AC and had an urgent feeling to shut the window in my bedroom. Just as I did, a giant orb weaver spider half the size of my hand started descending in slow motion on the glass. Now I'm terrified to open the window. I know that fucker is out there......waiting.

When your friend asks you to give him a ride to work cause you work in the same complex, but he never wakes up in time -.-

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Unless he gives you gas money, I'd peace the fuck out.

Ain't nobody got time for that.

fucking thieves/scammers etc. Anyone who performs stupidass crimes.

Some jackass just has to break in and steal my shit/damage my vehicle, heck, even steal my whole car that one time.

We bust our asses so hard to make a living and it takes two sec for some dickhead to ruin it for us.
If they have time to do this bullshit, why not get a job and contribute to society? :seriously:

Yeah, luckily we have insurance, but I'm still out the money for the deductible and our vehicle's been out of use for three weeks. :flamemad:

What annoys me even more than theft, is poorly executed theft. It's bad enough someone broke into my car, but instead of just popping the lock or smashing the window they decided to smash out the door handle and lock and completely mangle the door in the process. Now instead of just replacing a window (pretty easy) I have to replace the entire bleeping door.

^ lol kinda like shitty graffiti tags

honestly wouldn't mind if someone up and vandalized my wall with decent looking graffiti
but nope, it's just some shit scribble that my infant daughter can probably draw better with a marker

When your mother would rather hire a family friend instead of an outsider, then complains that he's unreliable. This is why you don't hire friends.

Bugs inside the gym.
So after a 2 month hiatus from the gym because of my inflammation, today was my first day back.
22 mins into cardio, i notice a medium black beetle crawling up the window im facing. I get the heebie jeebies but i push on.
41 mins in, i look down and a HUGE speckled brown and black beetle is casually crawling up my pants at my thigh. I swipe it off in panic and it disappears. I run to the washroom and proceed to take off my clothes thinking it flew into my shirt and cry LOL.
I finish the rest of my hour shaking as Im on the ellipitical.
Why me? :cry:

What gym is this?

Anytime Fitness in Surrey lol. Its never happened before and im hoping today was a one time thing because I have to go back tomorrow :cry: :okay:
I think God was probably just telling me to stay off the bikes by traumatizing me lol.

Richmond Problems:
- Everyone sucks at driving and parking. Fuck the Asian stereotype shit, everyone sucks ass. I got two looks because how I got out of the car. BECAUSE YOU PARKED OVER THE LINE.

- Older men and women complaining they have to wait in line at Dollarama for more than 5 minutes. Asking why there isn't a third cashier BECAUSE IT COST MONEY AND THEY ARE ON THEIR BREAK. Can't wait? fuck off.

Then again sometimes you meet nice people that will help each other. Either by helping an elderly grab a box of cookies on the top shelf. Or help a lady with a big bag of groceries at Costco. Salt is strong this month. Hope you guys have a great weekend.

one more: people who let their kids scream and run around in Superstore. This ain't a playground, I'm going to grab a bouncy ball in the toy isle and play Dodgeball.

When kids are running around, I just walk thru them.....

One time the mother actually told her kids serves him right for not looking where they are going.

Probably the best mother in the Lower Mainland, considering most are shitty parents and let their children do whatever the fuck they want anywhere.

The real irritable factor with children here, is that parents don't shut the child up in restaurants.

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Seems like people are just straight selfish. Don't care about their kids or their kids actions.

I was going through the McDonalds drive through and there was an asian woman in front in her Mercedes, holding her cigarette out the window, smoking, with her kid in the backseat. Self satisfaction > children's wellbeing?

Later, i was at the transfer station. Saw a couple pull in with their rental van. As they were unloading, their kid gets out and starts wandering around, shouting something trying to get her dad's attention. the attendant had to come over and tell her to get back in the vehicle. Even if they didn't see the big sign stating children and pets must stay in vehicle, they actually thought it was ok to let their kid get out and walk around the garbage dump?

I was at Congee Noodle King on Kingsway and this baby kept screaming at the top of her lungs every min or so. It was those scream that vibrates your eardrums, so annoying. Like, don't the parents look at what the problem is with the child and attempt to fix it? Or maybe just bring her outside.

out scream'em. so both the parents and child will stfu.

Same situation for me, The One on Kingsway. Kid was probably 4 or 5, whining and screaming because she wanted something and the parents wouldn't give it to her. Good on them for not giving it to her, but ignoring it wasn't any better.

I was just about done with them, after a long drive back from Portland with a 2 hr wait at the border, that was the last thing I needed.

I'm pretty sure about that age or even earlier, my parents would scold me if I ever whined in public. Either we stfu and behave, or we don't go out. Even my kid brother, when he was 3 or 4, they would walk all of us out of any establishment and scold us. If we were eating out, we would be scolded at the dinner table, then again when we're in the car.

I guess this is why certain groups of people (big 6) are whiny cunts when they've gotten older.

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Child Safety - Province of British Columbia

left turn lanes with no left turn light

1 lane intersections with no left turn light

:fuuuuu:

people in front of condo's that double park on the side of the road and turn on their hazard lights then just sit there.

example of what I mean:

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