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Hehe 06-16-2025 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by 68style (Post 9181623)
I got you bro, I will gladly manage your empire for you. Hear me out, this is my resume:

- Not motivated by money so I won't steal from you
- Too old to me ambitious so I won't steal your business
- Like working from home with random travel interspersed
- Currently on leave from work with no interest in going back to working for the government
- donk says I'm the only person he knows with a 5 star rating on FB Marketplace
- Very trustworthy face, people love talking to me
- 19,154 Thanks and only 308 Fails on RS, that's a 62:1 Thanks to Fail ratio
- People pleaser who only cares that everyone I deal with is happy (except when it's JasonS2000 and sometimes V3ral whatever his name is in Toronto) and have expertise at resolving difficult situations with people in an amicable manner
- 100% Feedback on eBay with 638 transactions
- Charming, witty, and my mom says I'm handsome
- I can pretend to like Teslas when I have to and sometimes still begrudgingly recommend them to people despite my biases

Not sure I can afford you. :pokerface:

donk. 06-16-2025 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by 68style (Post 9181623)
- 19,154 Thanks and only 308 Fails on RS, that's a 62:1 Thanks to Fail ratio
-

Half those fails are mine :pokerface:

His ratio is actually more like 130/1

GS8 06-16-2025 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by jing (Post 9181550)
1139sqft 2br 3ba w/ 4 car private garage

https://www.realtor.ca/real-estate/2...enue-coquitlam

Similar price point with 4x parking

https://cdn.realtor.ca/listing/TS638...3014894_34.jpg

It's worth noting that this area is pretty sketchy. Certainly not desirable so take that into consideration. It's not Gordon ave crazy but it's up there.

Can use the garage as a bunker i guess...

noclue 06-16-2025 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by GS8 (Post 9181644)
It's worth noting that this area is pretty sketchy. Certainly not desirable so take that into consideration. It's not Gordon ave crazy but it's up there.

Can use the garage as a bunker i guess...

Very good greek restaurant nearby, then you can take a stroll to the nearby motorcycle club called hells angels to look at harleys

SSM_DC5 06-17-2025 03:22 AM

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Originally Posted by whitev70r (Post 9181504)
Tell me if this is not one of the most unique and great design for a smallish (but livable) 2 bedroom unit ?!

2 bedroom, 2 bath, 858 sqft, $717K, with a single attached garage in Richmond (Granville, Railway, Thompson Community area). Designed with a car guy in mind!

https://www.realtor.ca/l/bR3L7/ka

https://cdn.realtor.ca/listing/TS638...2999925_17.jpg

Has poly b been completely phased out by 1997?

18.5 deep garage will be tight for a full size SUV or minivan. Maybe 1-2 ft of space to walk around the front or back and I hope you have a window that rolls down like on a 4runner cuz how are you supposed to open the trunk?

TOS'd 06-17-2025 05:53 AM

^ This is the driveway into the #32 garage unit, the door and garage to the right is unit #31. Driveway layout isn't that great.

https://i.imgur.com/PhKfiTo.png

Badhobz 06-17-2025 05:56 AM

cant be a ching chong woman. she'll smash the shit out of that place.

https://www.rew.ca/properties/15-740...ve-richmond-bc

Same complex at the one posted above, but 70k more and you get 4 bedrooms and an extra 500sqft. Only problem is it looks like guangdong hoarders living in there currently.

blkgsr 06-17-2025 05:56 AM

ha so much for parking in your own driveway lol

TOS'd 06-17-2025 07:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Badhobz (Post 9181666)
https://www.rew.ca/properties/15-740...ve-richmond-bc

Same complex at the one posted above, but 70k more and you get 4 bedrooms and an extra 500sqft. Only problem is it looks like guangdong hoarders living in there currently.

tinfoil wrapped stove/vent *chef's kiss*

Traum 06-17-2025 09:01 AM

Who dafuq designed this garbage layout? And why would anyone put a fxxking bush / shrub right next to the garage entrance when it is already narrow, and at a poor angle? FailFish

Gosh I hate it when designs don't use any common sense...
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Originally Posted by TOS'd (Post 9181665)
^ This is the driveway into the #32 garage unit, the door and garage to the right is unit #31. Driveway layout isn't that great.

https://i.imgur.com/PhKfiTo.png


donk. 06-17-2025 09:15 AM

Richmond garages are for storing (guangdong hoarding) cardboard boxes of air fryers and printers

Gumby 06-17-2025 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Gumby (Post 9181509)
Looks great, very functional layout!

Ok I take that back... the floor plan is great, but the garage entrance is a terrible design...

JDMDreams 06-17-2025 10:03 AM

At least you know everything is still plastic wrapped. And not used to sell crack, I think the smell of China is easier to get out than curry

SSM_DC5 06-17-2025 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Badhobz (Post 9181666)
cant be a ching chong woman. she'll smash the shit out of that place.

https://www.rew.ca/properties/15-740...ve-richmond-bc

Same complex at the one posted above, but 70k more and you get 4 bedrooms and an extra 500sqft. Only problem is it looks like guangdong hoarders living in there currently.

Guangdong people like skyflakes?

68style 06-17-2025 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Hehe (Post 9181639)
Not sure I can afford you. :pokerface:

I'm a 1 red envelope kinda guy :)

Badhobz 06-17-2025 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by SSM_DC5 (Post 9181707)
Guangdong people like skyflakes?

????? what the hell are you talking about ?????

pastarocket 06-17-2025 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Badhobz (Post 9181723)
????? what the hell are you talking about ?????

Quote:

Originally Posted by SSM_DC5 (Post 9181707)
Guangdong people like skyflakes?

As a Guangdong bastard, I think that the term "skyflakes" refers to the Cantonese term for a "ceiling".

Google translate confirms that my guess is correct haha:


English

ceiling
ˈsēliNG

天花
tin1faa1

JDMDreams 06-17-2025 02:42 PM

Where's skyflakes

https://assets-listings.rew.ca/listi...570&dpr=3&q=35

https://assets-listings.rew.ca/listi...570&dpr=3&q=35

Must be huge sale

https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/8cc...2&odnBg=FFFFFF

JDMDreams 06-17-2025 02:51 PM

Hobz too rich for such poverty meals

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Originally Posted by Badhobz (Post 9181723)
????? what the hell are you talking about ?????


Badhobz 06-17-2025 03:20 PM

TYPICAL GUANGDONG HOARDER !!!!!

Sadly this is after their attempted "cleanup" as they deem this level of shit hole-ry "clean" enough to list/sell.

Hehe 06-17-2025 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by 68style (Post 9181713)
I'm a 1 red envelope kinda guy :)

I’m expecting whatever in the red pocket to be back as is just changing the envelope. If so, we got a deal.

Badhobz 06-17-2025 03:26 PM

he'll give it back to you in monopoly money.

pastarocket 06-18-2025 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by JDMDreams (Post 9181731)

Hobz, you're 100 percent right about some of my fellow Guangdong bastards/bitches. Many of them are hoarders.

True story. One of my neighbours, Ken, has a grandma who is an O.G. Guangdong Hoarder. -not a smart hoarder either.

Neighbour Ken told me one time that his grandma gave him some money as a gift. Forget the red pockets for Lunar New Year.

His grandma gave my neighbour $100,000 in cash inside one of those Skyflakes cracker boxes hahahaa. :lawl:

One hundred grand in a metal box! She kept that money in a Skyflakes box for many years after saving diligently. Maybe she does not want to walk to her bank to deposit cash?

That grandma is lucky that no robbers broke into her house haha.

Badhobz 06-18-2025 07:57 AM

but i love guangdong bastards! all my friends are guangdong bastards and hell i married the ultimate guangdong bastard (A HK spyballon who claims she's not guangdong but instead from "cultured" Hong Kong *biggest eye roll from me when she said that*)

Now you say pok gai's got me talking like one of you too!!! diu.....

Soon ill be guangdong hoarding with the best of them. Oohhh this plastic egg carton has many other uses! i wont throw this away..

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/scal...70_636x382.jpg
my house 20 years later.

GLOW 06-18-2025 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by donk. (Post 9181681)
Richmond garages are for storing (guangdong hoarding) cardboard boxes of air fryers and printers

i (my wife) has a room just for this :lol:lawl:





:okay: FeelsBadMan


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