Rich ppl of RS... why tf is there a shower in the bedroom with no glass.. is it just not meant to be used?? wtf is this for??

https://assets-listings.rew.ca/listi...ib=react-9.7.0

This must be one of the OG PHs that actually has a huge balcony and rooftop patio

https://assets-listings.rew.ca/listi...ib=react-9.7.0

This is called osin view right?

https://assets-listings.rew.ca/listi...ib=react-9.7.0

https://assets-listings.rew.ca/listi...ib=react-9.7.0

https://www.rew.ca/properties/2801-1...t-vancouver-bc

You need a place for the prostitute to drink champagne while you sit on the bed jerking off. Like this:

https://i.redd.it/e9xbltqk2i381.jpg

That’s not really a “shower”… it’s a bathtub with a “hand shower” so that you can direct the water where you want it to go… ;)

The actual stand up shower is in the ensuite.

Or the wand is part of the jerking off

The bathroom seems to have a giant window too, so people can watch you shit, like Trump's bathroom remodel. And the shower has a door that opens up to the other bedroom? Guessing it's glass too so you can watch the hooker shower.

Diddy bath tub

Wow, that's a cheap PH

My first job in van was a restaurant in the bottom of that building.

Was going to say the same, pretty reasonably priced for 1200 sqft PH but then I saw the maintenance fee >$1000/mth!

what do you do with it? Wash your feet cause ppl don't wear slippers??

It's a basic soaker tub, hence the TV. Fill it up, pop your sea weasel above level, and give yourself a glub jub while watching dolphin mating videos.

One you paint your tiles, dry yourself off and pass out in your bed that's 10 steps away and congratulate yourself.

Or stay in the tub and sleep with your fishes.

We need to get bic_baws into a swingers party asap. That will answer all his questions.

I was on a job 13 years ago, by Bosa or onni i think. The penthouse we were building had something like 7+ toilets, and was for the owner of bosa/onni. (1372 seymour / the mark)

Rumor had it, he was a swinger, hence the 7 toilets.

And if the above gives you more questions than answers, well, you need to get yourself to a swingers party

Wow there are so many court ordered / subject to court approval listings on the market rn

^^ where do you filter by that? I've always wondered

If you use a site like zealty.ca, they have a search filter for for Court-ordered sale (near the bottom)

https://www.realtor.ca/real-estate/2...toria-downtown

I wouldn't buy it based on strata fee alone but this is really cool. Not sure if close to sketch stretch though (Pandosy)

Um, wtf is with how they get into the bathroom from the 2nd bedroom.

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You can see the door into the shower in the floorplan:

https://assets-listings.rew.ca/listi...ib=react-9.7.0

Chinatown Victoria seems nicer and less sketch than ours, not sure about what happens after dark though. But also if it's that old, will it be haunted as fuck and have really weird layout, can of worms maintenance, utilities

Chinatown Victoria is WAY less sketch than Vancouver Chinatown. I considered living there when I was working in Victoria - it's very safe and very convenient though very small and pretty limited in terms of good Chinese food options.

Onni, I was in that unit too during rough in

1000% party unit, swingers or not

^Them mafia boys get down :lol

italians and plumbing... all super mario's ..... or scat fetishes

Hey guys, I've been gone for a few weeks back now hoping to catch up on the Vladdy/Mike drama. I login to this thread and nothing new since I left and you've all gone back to critiquing shitty new builds and hot tubs?

FOR SHAME

Some dude made a free site that uses AI to analyze listings. It gives you a ton of info.

https://realtylensai.com/