hold up...

you.... being you.... DIDN'T TAKE A PICTURE OF THIS AUDACITY !!??!!

put him/her/it/tree/bird/monkey up on your bird Instagram. it'll get a lot more likes.

I want to make sure I read that correctly.

He = male
+
nail polish
= :suspicious: ????

apparently boys do it now.

Why is everyone demanding photos of a young guy wearing nail polish... :heckno:

If you make an AI muppet image with nail polish you can see yourself out

they do it break gender norms, you geezers.

The only good thing about gen Z is that most of them don’t have their drivers license. Good thing for us. It used to be so cool to be the first one with a L

I was sent to a womens shelter for a service call last week.

Before heading there, i asked my dispatch "hey uhhhhhhh, we usually send women there, do they allow men?"

The dispatch replied "if they ask, just say you identify as a woman"

https://media.tenor.com/aVz01e5TJUAAAAAM/big-brain.gif

Dispatch manager got a whole lot cooler that day

One of my kid's favourite YouTube guys from the "waterpark / arcade at 3 AM" videos on YouTube... notice the painted nails!

But if you remember rock in the 80's, I think half the dudes that were doing coke and banging groupies all night had painted nails and long hair at the time, I can't remember. Is this Wendy's?

just go in swinging!

have some friends with kids come visit from out of town this long weekend.
time to put those little snot-nose buggers to work hahaha

https://tnstatic.net/attachments/8409-jpg.1108345/

Why would you let them build your LEGO sets? Don't you enjoy putting them together?

You don't understand how flush with Lego RK is... these are like his throwaway sets.

I think that’s him flexing. :fuckthatshit:

But really though, I think it’s always good to have kids doing something you love as well. I gave my son the Nikon FE2 I got from my dad to learn about photography.

I wouldn’t say he’s got photographer’s eyes now. But he understands the whole aperture-shutter-iso relationship now, manual focusing and really paying attention on making a composition rather than just snap away as it costs quite some money to have every frame developed.

And he even learned how to take a lens apart to fix small problems by researching on YouTube. It’s pretty cool seeing little dudes focusing on mechanical stuff.

Plz tell me your son is 36 and lives in your basement

The batwing I’m gonna tackle myself, I enjoy building the ones aimed more towards adults.
The smaller sets or promos I usually let kids build it. I mean if I’m gonna be that cool uncle with lego, I gotta have a few sets for them to play with. Otherwise I’m just dunking on all these kids.

That’s a good thing in Asian culture…right?

Does RK know of the best sets that a 9 year old girl might like to play with? I don't know Lego at all, but I grew up building huge Cathedrals and stuff out of it with my dad.

they make lego for girls.... its called trash.

https://www.toysrus.ca/dw/image/v2/B...&sh=767&sm=fit

Wait. How old do you think I am?

My daughter would love that playset!

...as long as it came with an AK-47

https://i.ibb.co/kskDSzDr/20250515172526-1.jpg

Looking for a new online survival game to play with my kid... PG-13 max, so nothing like Conan.

Thought I would post something truly worth the title. So, when do you normally take a #2, dump, poo, etc.?

Morning
Afternoon
Evening
Irregular, whenever I feel it.

I'm clockwork ... mornings.

I think someone on here said you’re 74? :suspicious:

Morning BM is almost guaranteed (99.5%) even before coffee.

Depending on diet, could be multiple times throughout the day as well. People who have difficulty on a day to day basis have always fascinated me because I've never struggled with it. Ever.

^ You’re so full of shit!

;)