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sonick
10-15-2014, 09:03 AM
So yes, pretty much a heap the guy is trying to flip for 10x the price he bought it for.

xpl0sive
11-17-2014, 08:46 PM
2006 Blue BMW X5 M 4.8is Only 45, 000km One Owner Local No Accident (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/bnc/cto/4761533510.html)

Sometimes I just don't get it... book value is $15-$18k. What makes someone think their car is worth 2-3x times that? Is a 4.8is supposed to be a collector vehicle and go up in value?

LP700-4
11-17-2014, 08:54 PM
BMW 335i (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/rch/cto/4752284478.html)

This is a super great manual car. It has amazing exhaust voice. i need to change big car, so i sell it. It is local car. Actually, each upgrade part of this car cost total 20000 dollar. when you drive this car one the street, people must say "Woo, good car!" I think I am not selling my car because i just selling the upgrade parts. I hope i can find a good buyer to save it.

SpeedStars
11-17-2014, 09:39 PM
:notbad: pretty good price for an E92 imo

Gazorcoop
11-18-2014, 06:07 PM
Weekend special 2011 toyota camry le low km (http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/van/cto/4752010085.html)

2011 Toyota camry le v4 good for gas
4 doors sedan
all power window power lock
key less entry
power seat
2.4 litter engine good for gas
safety air bag
cup holder
6 speed automatic
all dick breaks
wireless calling Bluetooth
call 6047288410

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n227/Gazorcoopz/camryonspecialfail.jpg


:heckno:

tofu1413
11-18-2014, 06:10 PM
BMW 335i (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/rch/cto/4752284478.html)

:heckno: engrish la

6o4__boi
11-18-2014, 09:00 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_mDTLphIVY

Klondike
11-18-2014, 09:44 PM
BMW 335i (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/rch/cto/4752284478.html)

when you drive this car one the street, people must say "Woo, good car!"

:lawl:

wasabisashimi
11-25-2014, 09:01 PM
Canon S1 digital camera (not working) (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/pml/pho/4778193406.html)

Godzira
12-03-2014, 09:48 AM
Nissan GT-R Coupe RB26 (2 door) | cars & trucks | Mississauga / Peel Region | Kijiji (http://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/mississauga-peel-region/nissan-gt-r-coupe-rb26-2-door/1035942891)


are they out of their mind?? $15 500 what a hunk of junk.
http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NjAwWDgwMA==/z/byUAAOSwaNBUeMYr/$_20.JPG

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NjAwWDgwMA==/z/qI0AAOSw2XFUeMZI/$_20.JPG

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NjAwWDgwMA==/z/pkQAAOSwg3FUeMaF/$_20.JPG




get fucked. who would ever pay that for a rusted dented beat up 33

BMWDeep
12-03-2014, 11:19 AM
http://seattle.craigslist.org/skc/cto/4779488869.html

"straight"


http://abbotsford.craigslist.ca/cto/4753727669.html

Cash on your end, ded. " Most 350's are rebuilt. "
F*cking pile of shit

Godzira
12-03-2014, 11:22 AM
2004 Nissan Nismo 350z Black 6spd Black/Black All OEM Clean Straight (http://seattle.craigslist.org/skc/cto/4779488869.html)

"straight"

"super torquey"

Liquid_o2
12-03-2014, 12:49 PM
2004 Nissan Nismo 350z Black 6spd Black/Black All OEM Clean Straight (http://seattle.craigslist.org/skc/cto/4779488869.html)

"straight"




"We are selling this car because our son has not fulfilled his end of the agreement. He has now missed the deadline for getting a job and in teaching him responsibility he is now going to be car-less in Seattle. "

:lawl:

SpeedStars
12-03-2014, 01:10 PM
224K mikes. I did not expect that from a Z

DC5-S
12-03-2014, 09:00 PM
224K mikes. I did not expect that from a Z

That's a shitload of kilometers

ae101
12-17-2014, 10:03 PM
PS3 FAT 40GB 75$ - $75

I'm selling a ps3 fat 40gb for 75 dollars. It can play ps2 games. If you have a friend name johnny yang you may have this console for free.
it's ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
post id: 4807365578 posted: 2 days ago email to friend ♥ best of [?]
PS3 FAT 40GB 75$ (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/vgm/4807365578.html)

anyone here on rs is named johnny yang, wanna help fellow member out on getting a ps3 :lawl:

coconutjelly
12-17-2014, 10:57 PM
Some of these are hilarious

danned
12-18-2014, 05:35 AM
pretty cool story

Godzira
12-22-2014, 11:23 AM
Honda Civic 2002 custom | cars & trucks | Edmonton | Kijiji (http://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/edmonton/honda-civic-2002-custom/1040454739)



ew.

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NjAwWDgwMA==/z/VYsAAOSwj0NUlQFh/$_20.JPG
http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/Mzg1WDgwMA==/z/JPgAAOSw7ThUlQFh/$_20.JPG
http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/ODAwWDYwMA==/z/QboAAOSwuMFUlQFh/$_20.JPG
http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NjAwWDY1MA==/z/PU4AAOSwvTxUlQFm/$_20.JPG
http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/ODAwWDYwMA==/z/J6cAAOSw2XFUlQFm/$_20.JPG





sick wal mart stick on vents.

tegra7
12-27-2014, 09:22 AM
""" 2002 mazda protege es super suped up ..cheap (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/rch/cto/4821132347.html)

ironheader
12-30-2014, 10:46 PM
Dont know if we do part fails, but here it is....

"Shavi Apelander"

++2007 shavi aplander 30K odometer++ (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/pml/pts/4794122013.html)

http://s13.postimg.org/4j8ei7t1z/Capture.png

underscore
12-30-2014, 11:23 PM
"Chevy Uplander" for anyone who can't sort it out.

ironheader
01-08-2015, 10:46 AM
http://www.repo.com/report/view/1063

663023KM on a Automatic Tranny.

Been on the lot since June of 2013.

I know, I know the price is low, but this car should be deemed for the scrap yard imo.

Godzira
01-08-2015, 10:54 AM
http://www.repo.com/report/view/1063

663023KM on a Automatic Tranny.

Been on the lot since June of 2013.

I know, I know the price is low, but this car should be deemed for the scrap yard imo.

$1200 for a miled out shitty automatic civic no thanks!

underscore
01-08-2015, 11:53 AM
663k is pretty damn impressive, it looks pretty decent considering the mileage and the 4 accidents. I'd be tempted to buy it just to see how long it can last.

ironheader
01-09-2015, 04:59 PM
Pretty Pissed off at Eric Yapp at Richmond Kia.

I found a 2001 Civic they listed on Craigslist. Was able to negotiate a fair price over the phone; confirmed with him that the vehicle was in good condition. When I went to see the vehicle it was two totally different vehicles. The car didn't even have a hood prop.

I will be getting in touch with Wayne the Sales Manager, as this is just not acceptable.

Further investigation shows that he copied an image from a ad on CanadianListed.com

2002 HONDA CIVIC LX-G SPORT A/T 4DOORS COLD A/C ALLOYS- U WORK U DRIVE (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/rch/ctd/4825320397.html)

Photo From Craigslist:
http://s14.postimg.org/vq9em3i4x/00l0l_h5_Rp0_I7gs1_J_600x450.jpg
http://s9.postimg.org/s2f1j5can/Capture.png


Actual Vehicle:
http://s3.postimg.org/mcaggjb2r/IMG003.jpg
http://s3.postimg.org/phqgt04b7/IMG004.jpg

Infiniti
01-09-2015, 05:02 PM
^ that'll buff right out ;)

Godzira
01-19-2015, 09:55 AM
This is 100% a win.




https://scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/s526x395/10170970_10155059295875290_5758177442362534214_n.j pg?oh=6886e1856e17950de51ab0b3f9bd3de2&oe=5562EA20

fliptuner
01-27-2015, 03:44 PM
http://newlondon.craigslist.org/cto/4796874106.html

1974 Corvette VW TDI - $4000

1974 Stingray Corvette with T-tops
2002 VW Diesel Engine
Toyota truck 5 spd transmission
Acme Adapters adapter plate to put them together
New tires last fall

This car gets 55+ mpg and is a blast to drive!
I am looking for $4,000 obo. It cost me about $12,000 to put it all together.
I can do partial cash and trade but there are not a ton of things I am looking for. A few of those include 7x12 (ish) enclosed trailer and guns. Unless you have an old Triumph car or a Jeep wrangler I don't need any more vehicles.

http://images.craigslist.org/00b0b_2ktCpvfYL5y_600x450.jpg

The sad part is, as odd as the drivetrain is for the shell, it probably makes more hp/tq with a simple tune, than the Vette did, new.

sonick
01-30-2015, 10:16 AM
F this guy: For sale Certified 1993 Mazda Miata | classic cars | Vancouver | Kijiji (http://www.kijiji.ca/v-classic-cars/vancouver/for-sale-certified-1993-mazda-miata/1048264579)

"Certified"... riiiight, whatever that means.

According to well known magazine publication this special edition collector's car has a current value of $11,000.00 & appreciating yearly.

o ok I'll take your word for it.

6o4__boi
01-30-2015, 10:25 AM
bro, don't you know??? certified 1993 miata appreciate yearly
the gains are huge
:derp:

lol seriously though, this guy should be trolled, results posted here.

punkwax
02-06-2015, 08:05 AM
???
Ruckus Parts sold by asian stud muffin (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/rch/mcy/4873552171.html)

jing
02-06-2015, 09:20 AM
F this guy: For sale Certified 1993 Mazda Miata | classic cars | Vancouver | Kijiji (http://www.kijiji.ca/v-classic-cars/vancouver/for-sale-certified-1993-mazda-miata/1048264579)

"Certified"... riiiight, whatever that means.



o ok I'll take your word for it.

As ridiculous as the price is, I don't doubt that this particular model will have increasing collector value given the limited production numbers. I'm not exactly sure why it would need a repaint though if it's never seen winter and the mileage is true...

Godzira
02-06-2015, 09:23 AM
This is the 3rd waaay overpriced Miata I've seen in the last 2 weeks... are they the new 240?
:facepalm:

shiesty
02-06-2015, 01:11 PM
This is the 3rd waaay overpriced Miata I've seen in the last 2 weeks... are they the new 240?
:facepalm:

Hopefully when the new nd miatas come out it'll bring some people back to reality

fliptuner
02-06-2015, 01:32 PM
F this guy: For sale Certified 1993 Mazda Miata | classic cars | Vancouver | Kijiji (http://www.kijiji.ca/v-classic-cars/vancouver/for-sale-certified-1993-mazda-miata/1048264579)

"Certified"... riiiight, whatever that means.



o ok I'll take your word for it.

Kijiji : Poster's Ads. (http://www.kijiji.ca/o-posters-other-ads/1001881028)

Godzira
02-06-2015, 03:54 PM
2004 Nissan Skyline Sedan | used cars & trucks | Edmonton | Kijiji (http://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/edmonton/2004-nissan-skyline-sedan/1049862731)

Cheap 2004 Skyline Sedan!!!!

cruz-in
02-14-2015, 11:49 PM
OH EM GEE.


http://images.craigslist.org/00Q0Q_5CYnhFbQ0s5_600x450.jpg

http://images.craigslist.org/00t0t_iXackhDdOo0_600x450.jpg

2000 ACURA EL (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/rds/cto/4849018043.html)

ae101
05-13-2015, 11:27 PM
60 oldest phones
http://images.craigslist.org/00A0A_4r6jkIhsgyM_600x450.jpg
60 oldest phones for parts (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/bnc/mob/4948044282.html)

didnt know that berrys count as the oldest phone lol

nsx042003
07-01-2015, 10:43 PM
Jesus christ...9k for a 01 Camry? 160K km?

someone's been living in a goddamn cave

http://images.craigslist.org/00w0w_5mbu7PQOoNT_600x450.jpg (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/rds/cto/5102865720.html)

http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/rds/cto/5102865720.html

And yea...I emailed to ask how much it was again. yup. 9K was the reply

swfk
07-02-2015, 06:38 AM
I didn't know there was a Craigslist Bad Buys thread

jjson
07-02-2015, 08:44 AM
because low mileage and v6 :troll:

punkwax
07-03-2015, 07:50 PM
Honda civic one of kind fully loaded custom made (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/rds/cto/5105938733.html)

Jmac
07-03-2015, 08:09 PM
Location: Surrey

Yup

!Aznboi128
07-07-2015, 10:30 PM
08+ Mitsubishi Lancer Subwoofer Enclosure (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/pts/5105661828.html)

http://images.craigslist.org/01313_hP3UxmyfKl8_600x450.jpg

Guy's selling a stock lancer sub enclosure for $400

:rukidding:

tool001
07-08-2015, 12:53 PM
^ he's got to pay for those awesome pants he's wearing..

PandaDog
07-17-2015, 10:03 PM
Acura integra 1994 (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/bnc/cto/5128220398.html)

Bring your own rims , air intake , headers, mid pipe or catyluc converter, exhaust or just tow it home easy to pull at junk yard 200$ max for all these parts at a junk yard
Does not come with parts in picture

Yes, as if anyone is going to want to buy a car and bring an entire exhaust system and wheels with them in order to drive it off :rukidding:

Gucci Mane
07-22-2015, 05:53 PM
Ok this isn't a craigslist ad but it is an ad from the for sale section on this forum.


http://www.revscene.net/forums/704495-2005-rsx-type-s-feeler.html

$25k for a rebuilt 05 RSX Type S :lawl:

PandaDog
07-22-2015, 06:42 PM
Ok this isn't a craigslist ad but it is an ad from the for sale section on this forum.


http://www.revscene.net/forums/704495-2005-rsx-type-s-feeler.html

$25k for a rebuilt 05 RSX Type S :lawl:

I could buy five RSX Type S's for that kind of money FailFish

Someone's been under a rock

DC5-S
07-22-2015, 10:52 PM
I could buy five RSX Type S's for that kind of money FailFish

Someone's been under a rock

i'd like to see him get 5k for it

Gumby
07-23-2015, 09:00 AM
i'd like to see him get 5k for it
Go offer him 5k :troll:

nsx042003
07-23-2015, 09:04 AM
i'd like to see him get 5k for it

rebuilt...high mileage...

I'd have trouble giving him 3k

underscore
07-23-2015, 10:42 AM
Ok this isn't a craigslist ad but it is an ad from the for sale section on this forum.


http://www.revscene.net/forums/704495-2005-rsx-type-s-feeler.html

$25k for a rebuilt 05 RSX Type S :lawl:

Didn't they cost around $25k new?

Adorkami
07-23-2015, 12:12 PM
Didn't they cost around $25k new?

<25K USD, here it was 33k + fees, damn they really retain their value. My car has dropped about 80% in value over the same period, should of picked an Acura.

TouringTeg
07-23-2015, 03:17 PM
That is one expensive Corvette... and his caps lock seems to be stuck on

2000 C5 CORVETTE ROADSTER Outside Victoria, Victoria (http://www.usedvictoria.com/classified-ad/2000-C5-CORVETTE-ROADSTER_25621628)

v_tec
07-23-2015, 04:33 PM
2013 FRS 1.0 SERIES Signature Edition Quick Sale (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/bnc/cto/5079539176.html)

2013 with 5000km one of a kind signature edition release they only made 2500 of this edition this car is release serial number is 1136 of 2500 sold by Jim Pattison Richmond a really unique ride to have.


Where exactly is Jim Pattison Richmond :suspicious:

underscore
07-24-2015, 08:16 AM
^ Jim Pattison owns a shitload of different dealerships all over the place.

I'm not sure what this "signature edition" is though, but how the hell is it a rebuilt with only 5500km on it? Could someone not handle the mighty N/A power of a 2L boxer?

2013 with 5000km one of a kind signature edition release they only made 2500 of this edition this car is release serial number is 1136 of 2500 sold by Jim Pattison Richmond a really unique ride to have.

2.0 boxer engine
6 speed transmission
FactoryHID xenon Headlight automatic adjustable
Rear wheel drive
4 wheel traction control system
ABS Brake system
Auto climate control cabin
Permum audio system
Good quality after market exhust system
Ungrateful tires
Double din factory dvd
Sport interior

:lol

tofu1413
07-24-2015, 08:22 AM
probably front end claim.

series 1.0 came with a glowing front scion badge

v_tec
07-24-2015, 02:06 PM
^ Jim Pattison owns a shitload of different dealerships all over the place.

Yes, but they are mainly in the North Shore / Surrey / Island.

Edited:
Dealership Locations | The Jim Pattison Auto Group (http://www.jpautogroup.com/dealership/directions.htm)

Mike.L
07-24-2015, 02:42 PM
^ Jim Pattison owns a shitload of different dealerships all over the place.

I'm not sure what this "signature edition" is though, but how the hell is it a rebuilt with only 5500km on it? Could someone not handle the mighty N/A power of a 2L boxer?



:lol

Might be a case of 'Parent buys a car for their child -> child crashes their brand new car -> parent realizes it was a stupid mistake and takes it away'.

Klondike
07-24-2015, 10:27 PM
That is one expensive Corvette... and his caps lock seems to be stuck on

2000 C5 CORVETTE ROADSTER Outside Victoria, Victoria (http://www.usedvictoria.com/classified-ad/2000-C5-CORVETTE-ROADSTER_25621628)

If I see an all caps ad, I immediately ignore it. (or if they use buzzwords like 'lady driven' or 'air blows cold')


http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/minor_differences/caps_off.jpg
http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/minor_differences/caps_on.jpg

DC5-S
07-25-2015, 04:24 PM
Go offer him 5k :troll:

haha, he'd have to pay me to take it.

Port Man
07-26-2015, 11:53 AM
2000 Civic SiR 5 speed (http://abbotsford.craigslist.ca/cto/5114767087.html)

Funny how a car drops 60k in mileage and title changes from rebuilt to clean.....

2000 Honda Civic SiR Coupe [ B16 Vtec / 5Spd..Upgrades..Low KM's ] (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/pml/cto/5141688256.html)

or hes hoping they just sign the paperwork without looking over it...
some people are real shady lol

fliptuner
07-26-2015, 12:02 PM
Got a screencap of the second link? Posting was deleted.

Port Man
07-26-2015, 01:05 PM
Frick I don't... but it listed clean title and roughly 186km. Replaced O2 sensors and just one photo of side profile shows same rims and features..

Typical... Runs great! No problems at all!!! post

SpeedStars
07-26-2015, 02:11 PM
:lawl::rukidding: if you're going to do a flip...at least wait till the original ad is gone..guessing the guy swapped out the cluster to fix the CEL and that cluster probably had lower mileage...shady as fuck

Port Man
07-28-2015, 11:53 AM
Original ad is now gone...

2000 Honda Civic SiR Coupe [ B16 Vtec / 5Spd..Upgrades..Low KM's ] (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/pml/cto/5141688256.html)

Here is new one. Buyer beware!

Cwift
08-03-2015, 08:39 PM
Rsx type s 2006 stock (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/rds/cto/5153892503.html)

what's with all these overpriced rsx's :lawl:

nsx042003
08-03-2015, 08:46 PM
A type S rsx that never see redline. fuck i don't get why people even bother buying these high reving cars. but hey...it's cheaper than that RSX S @ 25K lol

vitaminG
08-03-2015, 09:47 PM
^well apparently brownbear sold his, so maybe tahts where the RSX market is headin

http://www.revscene.net/forums/704495-2005-rsx-type-s-feeler.html

danned
08-03-2015, 09:49 PM
its sold

SpeedStars
08-03-2015, 09:59 PM
Uhh I hope it sold for a fraction of that 25k asking price...you would have to be on some pretty heavy sheet to buy essentially a decade old used and rebuilt car for it's new car MSRP

meme405
08-04-2015, 07:50 AM
LOL.

Brilliant marketing:

First Owner bought it right off langley acura lot.

Totally correct statement, just neglects to mention the fact that the original owner probably isn't him.

Literally every car ad could say some variation of this. "original owner bought it off _______ dealer."

Hondaracer
08-04-2015, 08:12 AM
A buddy bought the exact same car as pictured, stock other than CAI and it had 165,000 km for 7500 like 5 months ago lol and even at 7500/8000 that he paid I thought it might have been a little high

underscore
08-05-2015, 07:15 AM
A type S rsx that never see redline. fuck i don't get why people even bother buying these high reving cars. but hey...it's cheaper than that RSX S @ 25K lol

No different than soccer moms driving AMG Merc SUV's, they just want the "best" one without having a damn clue what that entails.

Matsuda
08-05-2015, 10:38 AM
posting this as a CL Win

25390

Port Man
08-06-2015, 10:51 PM
Stretched Astro Van (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/rds/cto/5158958811.html)

:suspicious: :fulloffuck:

meme405
08-07-2015, 09:34 AM
Stretched Astro Van (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/rds/cto/5158958811.html)

:suspicious: :fulloffuck:

I don't think you can beat just having more wheels than anything else
-Richard Hammond while testing the Mercedes G63 AMG 6x6.


Somehow I'm pretty sure this isn't what he was imagining when he said that...

TypeRNammer
08-11-2015, 09:37 PM
2003 Acura RSX Premium FULLY RESTORATED GREAT COND!!! (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/cto/5142509764.html)

How about a german re-engineered Acura RSX?

"It was fully restorated in a high end style, with only expensive European materials, paint and clear. So now she is all perfect on the exterior. I also did some exterior tuning to it, it has a great looking angry style! Only one like that in Vancouver!!!"

jing
08-11-2015, 10:05 PM
Edit

EDawg
08-11-2015, 11:38 PM
2003 Acura RSX Premium FULLY RESTORATED GREAT COND!!! (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/cto/5142509764.html)

How about a german re-engineered Acura RSX?

"It was fully restorated in a high end style, with only expensive European materials, paint and clear. So now she is all perfect on the exterior. I also did some exterior tuning to it, it has a great looking angry style! Only one like that in Vancouver!!!"

LOL "restorated"... not even a real word

underscore
08-12-2015, 08:26 AM
$10.5k for a rebuilt RSX, yeah no thanks.

iHeat
08-16-2015, 10:21 PM
2014 Kawasaki Ninja 300 Black (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/mcy/5159456894.html)

its a non smoker owner on a bike :derp:

xXSupa
08-17-2015, 10:37 PM
2011 BMW X5 M Sport,Premium Package,Executive Package,and more (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/cto/5150728361.html)

So many things wrong with this ad....

First of all:
http://puu.sh/jFumV/9f0bf0acc0.jpg

This FULLY LOADED BMW X5 has a 8 speed automatic Straight 6 cylinder engine. (TWIN TURBO)
No it doesn't have twin turbo... 2011+ model years are single turbo.

Packages Include: Msport Package Premium Package, Executive Package, DVD Rear entertainment.
Local Car No accidents. Front and Rear parking sensors. Rear Backup Camera, Navigation. This is a beautiful Truck with TWO TONE COLOUR ON THE OUTSIDE. METALLIC BLACWK/ REG BLACKVERY COOL COLOUR WAY.
Lol what

Inside Has OYSTER NEVADA LEATHER SEATS. (White Colour. Power Seats, 3 memories for driver seat Panoramic Sunroof, Auto diming rear mirror, Remote garage door opener Electronic Parking brakes with Auto Hold option Power adjustable steering wheel, Heated Leather seats Power tailgate, M Package. Beautiful Colour Combination. With Black On White.
20 Inch Tires Brand New Brigestone Runflats on the front and Brigestone Runflats on back with 60% Tread on back tires.
Why would you even advertise that? Having an xDrive vehicle with uneven front and rear tire wear is bad for the car in the long run..

FULLY LOADED TRUCK WITH SO MANY MORE FEATURES. 42999$
A BMW MX5 Truck..? So is this a Truck, SUV, or convertible?!

entrax
08-17-2015, 10:56 PM
1990 Toyota Celica GT-4 TWIN TURBO AWD 5 SPED (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/rds/ctd/5169257021.html)
the difference between twin turbo and twin scroll FailFish
no wonder it is such an old ad. been seeing it on craigslist for ages!

underscore
08-18-2015, 11:25 AM
^ no price, but I remember from seeing it before they wanted a stupid amount for it.

6o4__boi
08-18-2015, 02:04 PM
2003 Acura RSX Premium FULLY RESTORATED GREAT COND!!! (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/cto/5142509764.html)

How about a german re-engineered Acura RSX?

"It was fully restorated in a high end style, with only expensive European materials, paint and clear. So now she is all perfect on the exterior. I also did some exterior tuning to it, it has a great looking angry style! Only one like that in Vancouver!!!"


wasn't this the same one that was posted for $25k on here earlier?
lmfao restorated

minivan_don
08-18-2015, 03:56 PM
Unsure if it's a repost, but I've come across this guys ad a few times. Pretty mind blowing.

17" (4) Accord oem rims with tires (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/rds/pts/5096260597.html)



Also buyer beware on this set of tsx wheels. All the tires are at or 1mm above the wear indicator, and some have camber wear. Polite guy but wouldn't accept lower offers for basically the wheels only.

Acura TSX OEM 17" Inch Wheels and Tires (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/pml/pts/5163469866.html)

nsx042003
08-18-2015, 07:25 PM
Stolen? why so cheap

With Tires - 4x 20" VIP Lowenhart LE1 - Nitto NT555 Tires (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/bnc/pts/5179049283.html)

mdnx
08-20-2015, 02:39 PM
ONE OF A KIND JETTA (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/rds/cto/5175690455.html)

Berzerker
08-20-2015, 02:43 PM
Even I think that's riced to shit.... and that's saying something.

Dat Hood Doe....

Berz out.

320icar
08-20-2015, 03:04 PM
That exhaust!!!!!! It's so bad I think it gave me cancer

smoothie.
08-20-2015, 03:06 PM
is it christmas?

plenty of lights

http://images.craigslist.org/00P0P_fSlbDU70dLB_600x450.jpg

TypeRNammer
08-23-2015, 12:56 PM
1999 Pontiac Firebird Convertible (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/bnc/cto/5186832647.html)

Don't think anyone would be fooled lol

underscore
08-27-2015, 07:53 AM
Yeah what the hell, dumbass is trying to pass off some shitty Corvette as a Firebird when everyone knows what a real Firebird looks like.

richardmozis
09-07-2015, 08:14 PM
When you think your Benz CLK430 is an AMG

Mercedes AMG CLK55 Black on black. Low Kms. Like New Condition (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/ctd/5205168757.html)

http://images.craigslist.org/00y0y_dT0xH399dGB_600x450.jpg

:heckno:

http://images.craigslist.org/00O0O_7sMGsKvKYFh_600x450.jpg

320icar
09-07-2015, 08:35 PM
Mercedes AMG CLK55 Black on black. Low Kms. Like New Condition (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/ctd/5205168757.html)

The car is road drivable version of legendary Mercedes CLK55 AMG GTR, one of the well known accomplishment of first generation AMG division cars.

wow, youre right, they are almost identical!


http://ipocars.com/imgs/a/f/m/r/k/mercedes_benz__clk_coupe_200_elegance_1998_5_lgw.j pg

http://www.topcarrating.com/mercedes-benz/1998-mercedes-benz-clk-gtr-amg-coupe.jpg

punkwax
09-12-2015, 09:27 AM
poor guy lol
1988 300zx (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/pml/cto/5218464939.html)

Selling my 1988 300zx stripped to the ground perfect to learn to drift on, bought it a few days ago thinking I was going to learn to drift, but drifting scares the shit out of me. Just figured that out sadly.

Galactic_Phantom
09-12-2015, 11:48 AM
2008 honda civic dx with brand new $700 tires , all fluids changed (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/rch/cto/5153881446.html)

Wants $8.7k for a rebuilt base model civic :fuckthatshit:

SumAznGuy
09-12-2015, 01:06 PM
1973 Porsche Carrera RS Seats by Recaro (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/nvn/pts/5217194387.html)

Somehow I just don't see how these seats can be worth $10,000.

Cillu
09-12-2015, 11:27 PM
1995 Acura Integra 4 door automatic (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/cto/5218717818.html)

A picture of a picture lol.

tinico
09-20-2015, 10:41 PM
Crazy investment guys, better than van's real estate
RICH person, to be ART PATRON, sponsor. You will be proud, have fun (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/vol/5208903503.html)

Vansterdam
09-21-2015, 06:35 AM
Crazy investment guys, better than van's real estate
RICH person, to be ART PATRON, sponsor. You will be proud, have fun (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/vol/5208903503.html)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otIBlMR22mQ

looks legit :fullofwin:

dat_steve
09-21-2015, 12:23 PM
whaaaat the fuuuuuck did i just watch LOL

Gerbs
09-25-2015, 06:26 PM
honda prelude~~ AUTOMATIC ~~ FULLY LOADED MUST SEE (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/cto/5239324142.html)

Is there a clutch in automatics?

Adorkami
09-25-2015, 09:26 PM
fan clutch?

LP700-4
09-25-2015, 10:54 PM
660hp / 450 lb/ft Torque from a Handbuilt 6,208cc Naturally-Aspirated V8
White Exterior / white and black seats
Made in Germany
Around 18,000 kms
Local Vancouver Car. Bought New from MB Terminal Avenue a year ago.
4-Year Factory MB Warranty Until 2018. Eligible for MB Extended Warranty.
All Stock. Not Abused.
No Accidents. No Insurance Claims.
Daily Driver for Work
Exterior and Interior in Immaculate Shape. No curbed wheels. Parked Indoors.
Serviced at MB Vancouver Terminal Avenue.

I can give it with all the mods or OEM from Mercedes.

Front Carbon Fiber Lip
Rear carbon Fiber big fin diffuser
H & R spacers for the stance
Side Carbon fiber vent covers
BMC Air filters installed

I paid 34,000 down and paid instalments of 1050 for a year.
For this car either you can pay me the 34,000 + (850 x 12=10,200)= $44,200


Feel free to contact me to work out different options. This car is for sure one of the most eye catching cars in Vancouver.

Thank you
C63 507 Edition Lease Take Over (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/cto/5228633899.html)


So for this lease this guy paid 34k down, paid 12 payments of 1050. He wants 34k back along with 12 payments of 850? You then have to takeover the lease and continue payments + buyout at end.

So essentially he wants to have paid 200 a month for a C63 507.

Im not sure he understands how it works. Does anyone wanna break it to him.

HonestTea
09-25-2015, 11:15 PM
So for this lease this guy paid 34k down, paid 12 payments of 1050. He wants 34k back along with 12 payments of 850? You then have to takeover the lease and continue payments + buyout at end.

So essentially he wants to have paid 200 a month for a C63 507.

Im not sure he understands how it works. Does anyone wanna break it to him.

LOL I saw the exact same ad when he just posted it and I just face-palmed.

He's pretty delusional if he thinks he can get all that back

Nlkko
09-26-2015, 01:09 PM
More like a facepalm than fail. Bought car 3 months, suspended for 4 so selling.

2008 BMW 335i *Rare Red Interior* (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/pml/cto/5231560032.html)

punkwax
09-26-2015, 03:42 PM
Beautiful 2003 custom Audi TT Roadster quattro (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/cto/5240520846.html)

ZN6
09-26-2015, 04:55 PM
First of all:
http://puu.sh/jFumV/9f0bf0acc0.jpg



How does this MX5 compare with mazda's new MX5?

punkwax
10-02-2015, 12:15 PM
:facepalm:
BALLIN 2014 ULTRAMARINE FRS (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/pml/cto/5239540353.html)

SpartanAir
10-04-2015, 08:04 AM
^ Pussy magnet tbh, high school girls love this shit.

Unless you're in high school and in the market for an FRS, who is this statement meant for? :heckno:

tegra7
10-04-2015, 12:29 PM
Want Gone!! ONE OF A KIND 02 VW Turbo Jetta W/ Body Kit / TRADES?? (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/rds/cto/5239424918.html)

aj94
10-04-2015, 07:35 PM
Want Gone!! ONE OF A KIND 02 VW Turbo Jetta W/ Body Kit / TRADES?? (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/rds/cto/5239424918.html)

definitely one of a kind. can see why he/she wants it gone

Galactic_Phantom
10-07-2015, 11:34 AM
http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/cto/5255862811.html
:facepalm:

320icar
10-07-2015, 11:49 AM
Want Gone!! ONE OF A KIND 02 VW Turbo Jetta W/ Body Kit / TRADES?? (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/rds/cto/5239424918.html)

something tells me they are in to stealing bikes. someone should report that shit.

http://images.craigslist.org/01515_hqgdzZzUuZJ_600x450.jpg

SpartanAir
10-07-2015, 10:10 PM
^
Want Gone!! ONE OF A KIND 02 VW Turbo Jetta W/ Body Kit / TRADES??

So would I :fuckthatshit:

tegra7
10-10-2015, 12:17 PM
2006 Honda Civic RICED OUT!!! (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/cto/5257457980.html)

Phil@rise
10-10-2015, 08:01 PM
Crazy investment guys, better than van's real estate
RICH person, to be ART PATRON, sponsor. You will be proud, have fun (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/vol/5208903503.html)

Damnit that woman might have my sex tape!! The pic of the old church in her add is where my girlfriend lost her cell phone with some unsavory pics on it :awwyeah:

pastarocket
10-10-2015, 08:15 PM
Have people not heard of the food bank??? :facepalm:


http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/wan/5261935693.html

Here's the ad:

Dinner - Robbed (112 and 84)

We have been helping a single mom who had a fire. My wife and I allowed the lady's teenage daughter to stay with us while mom moved into a basement suite. On the second day, she took my wallet with the grocery and bill money and disappeared.

I get paid Thursday's at midnight (direct deposit) but we are stuck until then. We are not able to cook a turkey and would gratefully accept thanksgiving leftovers so my wife and son can have a turkey dinner. This sounds so pathetic but we are stuck. My wife just cries.

We are thankful we have each other, a roof over our heads and a job. Thanks for reading...
do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

code red
10-13-2015, 12:12 PM
backyard mechanic needed for dismantling parts off car -no engine (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/rds/pts/5239848534.html)

jing
10-14-2015, 10:28 PM
Nintendo 3DS XL Xerneas Edition (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/vgm/5268494708.html)

$300 for some special edition 3DS, but posts picture of the DS with the box it came in that said it was purchased for $179.99 :confused:

Jmac
10-14-2015, 10:32 PM
Plus an RTV (Return To Vendor) rejected sticker on the box which means Best Buy tried and failed to return it to Nintendo :lawl:

320icar
10-24-2015, 07:15 PM
Lol, almost stock 240sx with rep bbs wheels and shock tower rust for $8000. People are so god damn stupid

89' S13 240sx coupe (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/cto/5281988700.html)

SumAznGuy
10-26-2015, 11:06 AM
$7K for a 91 CRX with 254K km's?
Do they really think it will be that much of a collector's car?
1991crx si limited edition (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/pml/cto/5285443131.html)

$8K for a 96 del sol non-Vtec with 254K km's?
1996 Honda Del Sol (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/pml/cto/5281008323.html)

What are some of these people thinking?

Rjtoby
10-28-2015, 01:36 PM
Maybe they really don't want them to sell?

jing
10-28-2015, 02:09 PM
$7K for a 91 CRX with 254K km's?
Do they really think it will be that much of a collector's car?
1991crx si limited edition (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/pml/cto/5285443131.html)

$8K for a 96 del sol non-Vtec with 254K km's?
1996 Honda Del Sol (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/pml/cto/5281008323.html)

What are some of these people thinking?

What's the going rate on a CRX SE in mint condition? I have a lead on one with something ridiculous like 60k on it all original

code red
11-15-2015, 07:14 PM
Ft/Fs 2006 Infiniti Grey G35 Sedan (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/cto/5277886220.html)

From ad:

"Rebuilt status due to a replacement of the door by previous owner, which got replaced"
"car is 100% no issues."

Adorkami
11-15-2015, 09:13 PM
Ft/Fs 2006 Infiniti Grey G35 Sedan (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/cto/5277886220.html)

From ad:

"Rebuilt status due to a replacement of the door by previous owner, which got replaced"
"car is 100% no issues."

It was nice of him to add a picture at night time when you can hardly see the car.

bcuzracecarz
11-18-2015, 06:38 PM
2004 mustang cobra terminator (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/rds/cto/5316539226.html)

Soundy
11-18-2015, 06:40 PM
Is this thread limited to cars and for-sale stuff?

Cuz.... damn....

http://easycaptures.com/fs/uploaded/1022/0224012747.png (http://easycaptures.com/0224012747)
View Screen Capture (http://easycaptures.com/0224012747)

RoadsUntraveled
11-18-2015, 11:22 PM
AHAHAHAHAH!!!

bcuzracecarz
11-19-2015, 11:43 AM
Poor fat foreign guys need love too? Lol

smoothie.
11-19-2015, 12:37 PM
:lawl: post the link

tegra7
11-20-2015, 06:30 PM
SLAMMED 89 HONDA ACCORD EX (comes with manual tranny and weber carb) (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/rds/cto/5321638537.html)

3k seriously?

Soundy
11-24-2015, 05:41 PM
:lawl: post the link

We're are the real woman (http://kelowna.craigslist.ca/rnr/5321065159.html)

The_AK
11-25-2015, 04:50 PM
Found this funny

BMW 325CI (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/bnc/cto/5317796081.html)

underscore
11-25-2015, 06:34 PM
^ check out the address.

LethalLaw
11-25-2015, 07:21 PM
Wanted: cheap reliable car to travel with? (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/cto/5331206533.html)

trade services eh?

fishCak3s
11-26-2015, 11:41 AM
^ check out the address.

You can see the car for sale in street view

underscore
11-26-2015, 12:38 PM
Not my point, pay attention to the house number.

Soundy
11-26-2015, 01:08 PM
Wanted: cheap reliable car to travel with? (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/cto/5331206533.html)

trade services eh?
:ifyouknow:

jinxcrusader
11-28-2015, 11:38 AM
Not local but lol
2006 crossfire (http://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/cto/5291599083.html)

TouringTeg
11-30-2015, 11:59 AM
It's unique alright..

VERY UNIQUE '97 Honda Civic DX Saanich, Victoria (http://www.usedvictoria.com/classified-ad/VERY-UNIQUE-97-Honda-Civic-DX-_26455443)

https://s3-us-west-2.amazonaws.com/usedphotosna/50263575_614.jpg

Jaffray
11-30-2015, 07:48 PM
Not local but lol
2006 crossfire (http://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/cto/5291599083.html)

Hoooo000ooly siccck azz wheels broo0oo, SOOO heat..


but srs, those wheels lol

Adorkami
11-30-2015, 09:02 PM
It's unique alright..

VERY UNIQUE '97 Honda Civic DX Saanich, Victoria (http://www.usedvictoria.com/classified-ad/VERY-UNIQUE-97-Honda-Civic-DX-_26455443)

https://s3-us-west-2.amazonaws.com/usedphotosna/50263575_614.jpg

wtf? solar panels

Jmac
11-30-2015, 09:29 PM
wtf? solar panels
Each solar panel adds around 50 horsepower. :pokerface:

Lomac
11-30-2015, 11:04 PM
2004 mustang cobra terminator (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/rds/cto/5316539226.html)

Gotta find me some of that sweet Chevron 97 octane.

Mr.HappySilp
12-07-2015, 01:53 PM
PUPPIES! PUPPIES!AND MORE PUPPIES (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/rds/pet/5349824468.html)

Yes there are a few left and these cuties and they won't last . there are 4 males 2 female , one is dark brindle and 5 are tan brindle colour 5 of them were born with sky blue eyes . ready to go to good homes now !!!! So seriously enquires only .you can contact us by phone , either you phone or text us only no emails thanks for understanding later.


But she didn't put her phone in the ad.

swfk
12-13-2015, 10:52 AM
LOL wtf "BALLIN" and saving money for school

BALLIN 2014 ULTRAMARINE FRS (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/pml/cto/5347330034.html)

Trying to save money for school so may have to sell my baby girl. She drives amazing and looks good too. Only ran premium fuel and was babied. Pussy magnet tbh, high school girls love this shit. Car is loud af but sounds amazing. She is lightly modded with only:

-Tomei Type 80 Catback (1400 retail) (one of the top of line catbacks for this car! NECKBREAKER/HEADTURNER. Does crackle a lot like a god damn aventador.)
-Tein lowering springs (250 retail)
-Buddy Club Tail lights (700 retail)

RIMS AND TIRES NOT FOR SALE, unless price is right

Car does have a claim which was very minor. It was some small cosmetic damage and I have paperwork and pictures of the very minor cosmetic claim if you're interested.

Not in a rush to sell my bbg.
http://images.craigslist.org/00b0b_gREXctSMKdS_600x450.jpg

Galactic_Phantom
12-13-2015, 01:31 PM
Pussy magnet? High school girls love that shit?

Is he a cop trying to lure out pedophiles?:suspicious:

TopsyCrett
12-13-2015, 01:53 PM
LOL wtf "BALLIN" and saving money for school

BALLIN 2014 ULTRAMARINE FRS (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/pml/cto/5347330034.html)

I know this kid... Always see him ripping it around Coquitlam.

SpeedStars
12-13-2015, 02:10 PM
XXRs :heckno:

punkwax
12-13-2015, 03:55 PM
Made fun of that ad 2+ months ago.. post 362 http://www.revscene.net/forums/679164-craigslist-fails-15.html

AstulzerRZD
12-13-2015, 04:08 PM
!?? BEST DEAL! RELIABLE CAR! ONLY 115KMS*** (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/rch/cto/5353505474.html)

Doesn't list car model.
Posts Honda Accord photo in an ad for a Mazda Protégé

lowside67
12-13-2015, 06:12 PM
!?? BEST DEAL! RELIABLE CAR! ONLY 115KMS*** (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/rch/cto/5353505474.html)

Doesn't list car model.
Posts Honda Accord photo in an ad for a Mazda Protégé
115,000 kilometres
No accident LOCAL BC CAR
Mint. Clean. Reliable.
1999 Mazda protege
Email for test drive and viewing. Great reliable car. Clean. Turn key ready. Priced to sell. 4500.

Also selling 2006 honda accord with 145000 kms for 13500.
Yeah I wonder why he posted a picture of an Accord next to the photos of his Protege... :rolleyes:

Mark

rps13
12-18-2015, 12:44 PM
2001 Honda Civic SE-R (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/cto/5365709006.html)

civic SE-R

richardmozis
01-08-2016, 12:59 AM
LOL
carbon fiber mercedes sls AMG shift knob, will fit all of mercedes (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/rch/pts/5390421864.html)
http://images.craigslist.org/01212_RV7bzX7LjG_600x450.jpg

Galactic_Phantom
01-08-2016, 09:47 AM
^http://www.memes.at/faces/so_hardcore.jpg

SofaKingFast
01-24-2016, 02:05 AM
1994 Acura integra with custom exhaust (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/cto/5407691224.html)
http://images.craigslist.org/01717_2Gw3vGdkQf3_600x450.jpg
http://images.craigslist.org/00A0A_cNPmFy6amLu_600x450.jpg
sick exhaust mod bro

fliptuner
01-28-2016, 10:40 PM
1986 Oldsmobile Cutlass (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/cto/5424103120.html)

http://images.craigslist.org/00Q0Q_gvvfkyXhcVc_600x450.jpg
http://images.craigslist.org/00t0t_9ps78Pwbz3_600x450.jpg
http://images.craigslist.org/00y0y_6NTvdcAgcfV_600x450.jpg
http://images.craigslist.org/00505_fWAFvPc1YxM_600x450.jpg
http://images.craigslist.org/00W0W_6cKThiVKYFI_600x450.jpg


:rofl:

Simplex123
01-29-2016, 02:17 PM
http://i68.tinypic.com/wah91x.png

That's gross why would a anyone buy a used mug..

CorvetteBeretta
01-29-2016, 05:57 PM
1994 Acura integra with custom exhaust (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/cto/5407691224.html)
http://images.craigslist.org/01717_2Gw3vGdkQf3_600x450.jpg
http://images.craigslist.org/00A0A_cNPmFy6amLu_600x450.jpg
sick exhaust mod bro

Who would ever do something so f*&king stupid, even the exhaust shop who did it should be ashamed.

JesseBlue
01-29-2016, 11:18 PM
What shop? Diy bro

tegra7
01-30-2016, 02:05 PM
'95 Honda Civic DX coupe (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/rds/cto/5424833339.html)

tegra7
01-30-2016, 03:39 PM
17k for a 07 v6 mustang :lawl:

2007 Mustang convertible (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/cto/5425012746.html)

Cwift
02-04-2016, 08:41 PM
LIMITED EDITION 2014 "SCION" FRS WITH VTEC (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/pml/cto/5432880156.html)

lol, idk if it's the same dude who put up the old ads, or if someones trolling him...

bluejays
02-04-2016, 09:14 PM
LIMITED EDITION 2014 "SCION" FRS WITH VTEC (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/pml/cto/5432880156.html)

lol, idk if it's the same dude who put up the old ads, or if someones trolling him...

"rims and tires not for sale unless you're a baller and wanna buy them "
Didn't know xxr 527 were that expensive now

bcuzracecarz
02-23-2016, 08:31 AM
2007 BMW 335i with FULL M3 CONVERSION, NEED GONE-ANY REASONABLE OFFER (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/nvn/cto/5460101433.html)

originalhypa
02-23-2016, 10:23 AM
2007 BMW 335i with FULL M3 CONVERSION, NEED GONE-ANY REASONABLE OFFER (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/nvn/cto/5460101433.html)

That's posted on here, in the cars for sale forum.
I came across it yesterday and thought it was a pretty good deal with all of the work he's put into it.

I'm just not a fan of the CF and blue offset. This car screams "my parents are rich and I have no style or sense of where money comes from!"

SituAsian
02-24-2016, 06:19 PM
2006 NISSAN 350Z NISMO (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/ctd/5463275082.html)

TURBO. and not even nismo looooooooool

bluejays
02-27-2016, 12:00 PM
2008 Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution X GSR OVER 350hp $18k upgrades & 69K! (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/rds/ctd/5464673257.html)

Pretty shady, especially since its from Wolfe Mitsubishi.
350hp highly unlikely, I'd say impossible with the current mod list. No where near the 18k worth of upgrades it says it has

tofu1413
02-27-2016, 01:23 PM
2010 nissan altima sporty style(trades,sell) (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/pml/cto/5467636554.html)

much sporty style

iHeat
03-10-2016, 11:14 PM
2008 Honda Accord V6 EX-L (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/rch/cto/5474621913.html)

chrome to da doooooooome buddy guy

OGCStrike
03-15-2016, 11:26 PM
had a good laugh:alonehappy:
1981 BMW 320i E21 (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/pml/cto/5493223630.html)

underscore
03-19-2016, 06:32 AM
I like how it has a spare rim but no spare tire

2003 JEEP TJ SPORTS 4X4 AWD ..5 SPD ..BRAND NEW CLUTCH BRAKES .153KMS (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/cto/5497937928.html)

bluejays
03-19-2016, 10:15 AM
I like how it has a spare rim but no spare tire

2003 JEEP TJ SPORTS 4X4 AWD ..5 SPD ..BRAND NEW CLUTCH BRAKES .153KMS (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/cto/5497937928.html)

Always see this guy around surrey, no surprise

ae101
03-20-2016, 10:19 PM
had a good laugh:alonehappy:
1981 BMW 320i E21 (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/pml/cto/5493223630.html)

in case ad was deleted

Have you ever woken up and thought "f*ck I wish there was an easy way to seem instantaneously more interesting and sexually attractive across the borders of gender, race, and even species" ? Good. Look somewhere else. This vehicle is not for plebes who wish to become more interesting, it is for the discerning f*ck-too-wells that are already tearing ass through time and space in the racing striped Camaro that is their own personalities.

Bear witness and weep in discerning fashion to this:

The E21 320i.
What you are beholding is none other than the cocaine fueled night terrors of Bavarian sex enthusiasts of the highest order. Every curve, every sweeping line, every sumptuous and voluptuous contoured was COMPLETELY ignored and removed, to create this slab of d*ck swinging or. . ...p*ssy pumping?....chariot of un adulterated motor vehicle ecstacy.

Do you like rust? Well fuck you, there isn't enough to go around.
Do you like mechanical issues? Kill yourself with a teaspoon, we haven't any for you, simpleton.
Are you easy to scare and quick to flee from the rites of adulthood? Then get the f*ck out lightweight.

This wondrous little wagen totes a 1.9 ish litre straight four producing at least some horsepower, and you can bet your ass it probably makes torque as well.
It can go forward in five different flavours, and backwards in one, because it isn't a showoff.
It's level of luxury is so vulgar that it comes lavishly appointed with both an exterior AND an interior.

. . ..its also just recently had a service including sparkplugs, the belt (you know the one), radiator, oil and filter change (that involved an engine flush with dexron ATF). Also replaced, were all suspension related bushings. It drives really well and is very reliable. Never hard starts.

The fact that you haven't called me to enquire further about this car is really just bad manners on your behalf at this point. But it may also be entirely caused by my lack of giving you my number in the first place. Top left. Click away. If you email me my feelings will be hurt, but I'll still reply regardless.

I look forward to welcoming you into the ranks of higher living.

Yours truly,

Tinkerhouse Social
do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

tofu1413
03-25-2016, 12:55 PM
1976 Porsche 911 Targa with Body Mods! (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/cto/5500217707.html)


:facepalm: looks like a 959 that got baked in a microwave

!Aznboi128
05-12-2016, 09:35 PM
Here's one

18" enkei alloy wheels (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/pts/5560227638.html)

18x 10? rpf 1 with R1R for 3k? pricing them out from 1010tires is under 3k brand new

!Tigger
05-12-2016, 09:50 PM
Here's one

18" enkei alloy wheels (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/pts/5560227638.html)

18x 10? rpf 1 with R1R for 3k? pricing them out from 1010tires is under 3k brand new

maybe someone ripped him off when he bought them new

gilly
05-17-2016, 11:20 AM
2013 subaru wrx sti (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/cto/5588300658.html)

2013 Sti with a few bolt ons for 44G. LOLOL

tofu1413
05-17-2016, 11:53 AM
2013 subaru wrx sti (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/cto/5588300658.html)

2013 Sti with a few bolt ons for 44G. LOLOL

Used STI pricing is just retarded. no different from buying new.

Simplex123
05-21-2016, 09:39 PM
Not sure if he put the badge on himself, or he got scammed into thinking he bought an Si.. though the latter would be hilarious! But this one is an auto

Honda Civic Si '05 w/ 72625 km one owner no accidents & maintained (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/rch/cto/5574464046.html)
http://images.craigslist.org/00g0g_byUUxuaNOIJ_600x450.jpg
http://images.craigslist.org/00O0O_iS1LB82GAEz_600x450.jpg

yray
05-21-2016, 10:17 PM
but that regency dealer tag does say SI :lol

chipmunk604
05-21-2016, 10:46 PM
Not sure if he put the badge on himself, or he got scammed into thinking he bought an Si.. though the latter would be hilarious! But this one is an auto

Honda Civic Si '05 w/ 72625 km one owner no accidents & maintained (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/rch/cto/5574464046.html)
http://images.craigslist.org/00g0g_byUUxuaNOIJ_600x450.jpg
http://images.craigslist.org/00O0O_iS1LB82GAEz_600x450.jpg

This Si model is actually just the equivalent to the EX model. US model = EX = CA model = SI. It's not the actual Si (red emblem) performance model.

oldsnail
05-23-2016, 09:16 AM
Not sure if he put the badge on himself, or he got scammed into thinking he bought an Si.. though the latter would be hilarious! But this one is an auto

Honda Civic Si '05 w/ 72625 km one owner no accidents & maintained (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/rch/cto/5574464046.html)


this generation of civic SI came with 5spd or auto. it is actually really similar to the ACURA EL.

The sport model with the sport seats and manual only is called the 'SIR' in canada for this generation which has the RED EMBLEM

bcuzracecarz
05-24-2016, 07:01 AM
2014 BMW M5 + Competition Package
(https://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/cto/5599019986.html)

That first pic makes me wanna jump all over this lol

blkgsr
05-24-2016, 08:04 AM
2014 BMW M5 + Competition Package
(https://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/cto/5599019986.html)

That first pic makes me wanna jump all over this lol

$96K....uses shitty cell phone pictures

underscore
05-24-2016, 09:29 AM
what fucking idiot pays for $45k in options?

originalhypa
05-24-2016, 10:53 AM
what fucking idiot pays for $45k in options?

Easy come, easy go?
It's hard NOT to check off all of the options when you're ordering, and mom is paying the tab.

That said, the guy's name is Mike. I don't know too many mainlanders named Mike. Maybe Steven, or Alfred, but not a Mike.....

tofu1413
05-24-2016, 11:40 AM
what fucking idiot pays for $45k in options?


Ultimate package + paint + other little things... = $45k or so.

originalhypa
05-25-2016, 10:27 AM
Ultimate package + paint + other little things... = $45k or so.

Thank you for stating the obvious, but we all read the description too.

CONFIGURATION:
Premium Package $9,000
Executive Package $5,500
Driver Assistance Package $2,400
Competition Package $6,500
M Carbon Ceramic Brakes $9,250
Bang & Olufsen Sound System $4,900
M Performance Titanium Exhaust $8,700

The guy bought the executive package, AND the performance package. He was just looking for crap to add.

Or maybe he really did need the Competition package and Ceramic brakes to cover the additional weight of the Premium package, executive package and driver assist. I personally couldn't imagine a world without sunshades and soft shut doors in my "M" car...

kjlks
06-04-2016, 04:34 PM
BMW (Free) (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/rds/cto/5619921053.html)
:confused:

Tr1ll
06-06-2016, 10:25 AM
2005 Acura TL Type S (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/rds/cto/5618520667.html)

EmperorIS
06-06-2016, 10:29 AM
2005 Acura TL Type S (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/rds/cto/5618520667.html)

ahahah i rmb this car from back in the day ... guy always bragged about the paint job and said he got it custom from factory.

AstulzerRZD
06-06-2016, 10:35 AM
ahahah i rmb this car from back in the day ... guy always bragged about the paint job and said he got it custom from factory.

This is certainly not a Type S - those only existed 07+

Gucci Mane
06-06-2016, 12:50 PM
wtf is the point of having carbon ceramics on a land yacht?

originalhypa
06-06-2016, 02:51 PM
wtf is the point of having carbon ceramics on a land yacht?

Exactly!
And adding to that, why get the M model if you're going to outfit it with the clai options, like window shades and soft close doors.

Srsly, fuck that guy.

BIC_BAWS
06-06-2016, 10:49 PM
325 IS BMW (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/cto/5622017281.html)
LOL

1990 integra gs with mods (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/cto/5625620103.html)

Thanks for the ad Nick

Not sure if this is legit.. or rice: 2007 civic si turbo make a offer (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/cto/5631351309.html)

oldsnail
06-07-2016, 06:47 AM
This is certainly not a Type S - those only existed 07+

It sounds like the 6 speed + dynamic package for it featured the brembo's

dvst8
06-20-2016, 02:35 PM
WTB S2000 CR Club Racer model aka Type S (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/rch/wan/5609277510.html)



Want to buy s2000 CR model any year 50,000kms and under willing to pay up to $75,000 tax in.

Their is only 1500 in the world, I'm rich and I want it. I always get what I want.

punkwax
06-20-2016, 04:09 PM
You'd think with all that money they could afford a decent education and type "there are" instead of "their is"..

Just in case you're here :hotbaby:

LUL

tofu1413
07-07-2016, 05:47 PM
2002 mercedes c240 for trade/sale (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/pml/cto/5661772559.html)


Christ why......

Galactic_Phantom
07-07-2016, 06:04 PM
^:Puke::heckno::facepalm:FailFish:rukidding:

Galactic_Phantom
07-09-2016, 01:51 PM
2015 BMW 435ix M Performance Limited Edition (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/cto/5675167802.html)

Traum
07-09-2016, 05:59 PM
2015 BMW 435ix M Performance Limited Edition (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/cto/5675167802.html)
The pic make it seem like a 328i?

http://images.craigslist.org/00a0a_hi8lrnrmqT9_1200x900.jpg

I don't know my BMWs all that well, but I am 90% certain it doesn't look like a 4-series grand coupe to me. And since it is 4-doors, it can't be a regular 4 series car either.

Jmac
07-09-2016, 06:56 PM
The pic make it seem like a 328i?

http://images.craigslist.org/00a0a_hi8lrnrmqT9_1200x900.jpg

I don't know my BMWs all that well, but I am 90% certain it doesn't look like a 4-series grand coupe to me. And since it is 4-doors, it can't be a regular 4 series car either.
That's why it's in the Craigslist FAILS thread :pokerface:

Traum
07-09-2016, 07:12 PM
That's why it's in the Craigslist FAILS thread :pokerface:
Doh~! Thought I was looking at the CL good buy thread. :failed:

JSALES
07-13-2016, 08:36 PM
Pokemon GO trainer needed (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/lbg/5681335776.html)

Lol

danned
07-13-2016, 09:45 PM
trainer? get a dog

ae101
07-22-2016, 08:19 PM
Classic GAMEBOYs!!! (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/rds/vgm/5673985275.html)

4000 for a game boy, dont think we are there yet

tegra7
07-23-2016, 04:01 PM
https://vancouver.craigslist.ca/pml/cto/5686326003.html

EvoLove
07-23-2016, 05:24 PM
https://vancouver.craigslist.ca/pml/cto/5686326003.html

I dont see anything wrong with the car other then the rims and side skirt.... :badpokerface::troll:

CorvetteBeretta
07-23-2016, 08:50 PM
Classic GAMEBOYs!!! (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/rds/vgm/5673985275.html)

4000 for a game boy, dont think we are there yet

https://vancouver.craigslist.ca/pml/cto/5686326003.html

Hmmmmm should I buy the game boys or the gsr lol

Port Man
08-06-2016, 04:58 PM
TE37 Rays 17" Rims (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/bnc/wto/5710557936.html)

These look like Rota Grids? Can anyone correct me..

!Aznboi128
08-06-2016, 11:06 PM
TE37 Rays 17" Rims (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/bnc/wto/5710557936.html)

These look like Rota Grids? Can anyone correct me..
Not legit volks for sure, maybe not even rota

kjlks
08-28-2016, 08:06 PM
Receivership liquidating 2015 Maserati and 2015 Aston Martin V8 Vant. (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/cto/5755476063.html)
Times are tough for the Nigerian prince, so he became a car salesman

HonestTea
08-29-2016, 12:44 AM
^ was just about to post that too :lol:

!Aznboi128
09-05-2016, 03:29 PM
2010 Toyota Corolla Altis XRS (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/rds/cto/5767621052.html)

20k for corolla?

Urrtoast
09-05-2016, 03:35 PM
You'd think with all that money they could afford a decent education and type "there are" instead of "their is"..

Just in case you're here :hotbaby:

LUL

You don't need a education if your really rich. FailFish

punkwax
09-05-2016, 03:49 PM
You don't need a education if your really rich. FailFish

Oh the ironing.

aalex
09-05-2016, 03:58 PM
2010 Toyota Corolla Altis XRS (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/rds/cto/5767621052.html)

20k for corolla?

and it has over 1 million km mileage wtf?

Jmac
09-05-2016, 04:14 PM
Probably 107,000 km

pure.life
09-05-2016, 09:31 PM
Probably 107,000 km

Yet, "the interior and finish and drive is as the day from factory." FailFish

!Aznboi128
09-21-2016, 03:54 PM
TRADE OR SALE 2002 Mercedes c240 (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/pml/cto/5792684624.html)

https://images.craigslist.org/01515_f8jJlCFAMYg_600x450.jpg

https://images.craigslist.org/00h0h_hUleyorTFao_600x450.jpg

what the fuck

!Aznboi128
10-26-2016, 08:09 PM
Custom 1988 Chevy Beretta (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/bnc/cto/5848005147.html)

Custom 1988 Chevy Beretta - $3000

https://images.craigslist.org/01313_9XFJkPspTor_600x450.jpg

https://images.craigslist.org/00l0l_1FvIzgOyFxs_600x450.jpg

Jmac
10-26-2016, 09:27 PM
Custom 1988 Chevy Beretta (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/bnc/cto/5848005147.html)

Custom 1988 Chevy Beretta - $3000

https://images.craigslist.org/01313_9XFJkPspTor_600x450.jpg

https://images.craigslist.org/00l0l_1FvIzgOyFxs_600x450.jpg
That's a fail on several levels.

Looks terrible
Terrible car
Doesn't run
Needs body work and paint
Sat for 2 years
Wants way too much fucking money
Some dude who is well into his 30s owns that monstrosity

danned
10-26-2016, 09:35 PM
FailFishFailFishFailFishFailFish

jing
10-30-2016, 11:59 AM
https://images.craigslist.org/00v0v_fMXFyKKEW0a_600x450.jpg

2001 BMW 325 CI, Manual!!! (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/ctd/5851807183.html)

Gerbs
10-30-2016, 12:33 PM
https://images.craigslist.org/00h0h_hUleyorTFao_600x450.jpg
what the fuck

"If you are wishing to buy the car we can work something out, I need a new car because I drive a lot for work and want a 4cylinder

Looking for, miata, mustang, charger, subaru, lancers, Hyundai, tiburons, cadillac, camaro, foxbody, anything turbo charged, make an offer! If it's standard even better"

He wants something fuel efficient...

Port Man
11-15-2016, 11:46 PM
https://images.craigslist.org/00000_ahtPGytHvYW_600x450.jpg

2008 Ram 1500 (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/cto/5875181589.html)

tegra7
11-16-2016, 06:46 AM
^ "fully built headlights"

MG1
11-16-2016, 06:52 AM
"Truck is an extreme head turner wherever it goes."

nuff said.............

GLOW
11-16-2016, 07:46 AM
EXTREME!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U362EJ5dvL0

jasonturbo
11-16-2016, 08:00 AM
Thread is off track, stop posting garbage lol

EDIT: Oops I'm in the wrong CL thread lol :derp:

Jmac
11-17-2016, 08:43 PM
How many illegal mods does that thing have?

- tinted windshield
- tinted front windows
- uncovered light bar
- coloured headlights
- tires extend beyond fenders

Anything else?

coneZONE
11-17-2016, 10:02 PM
How many illegal mods does that thing have?

- tinted windshield
- tinted front windows
- uncovered light bar
- coloured headlights
- tires extend beyond fenders

Anything else?

- Painted-over front side markers/reflectors
- Painted-over rear side markers/reflectors
- Exhaust outlet too big? (loooool 6 inches)

More like "only reason selling" is because can't pass BC safety inspection :lawl:

underscore
11-18-2016, 08:32 AM
Looks like it also has underglow, and it looks like it may have been lifted more than 4 inches but I doubt it got inspected.

coneZONE
11-18-2016, 08:50 AM
Just realized the high mount stop lamp is also painted white.
And missing the rear bumper.

adambomb
11-18-2016, 04:47 PM
LUCABRAZZI!!!

forget about it. :lawl:

kjlks
11-18-2016, 05:36 PM
84 FORD 4X4 CASH or WEED TODAY.> (http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/bnc/cto/5874631987.html)

ae101
11-19-2016, 03:19 PM
My question is not the mods on the ram, its the fact that why is he selling/testing waters on his truck when hes just visiting bc

Toying at possibly selling my truck.

2008 Ram 1500 4.7L SLT Big Horn V8 4x4. Truck is originally from ontario and is still plated ontario as I am only visiting here in BC.

240,000 km on the truck but has been meticulously taken care of. Never had any sort of major issue and if something came up was taken care of right away. Has been stored in heated shop for the passed two winters.


Comes to BC to sell truck cuz no one wants his truck in ON

Trucks looks pretty kool but stupid as well

punkwax
12-29-2016, 12:35 PM
Found a couple beauties today..

https://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/cto/5880890688.html

https://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/cto/5907220650.html

pastarocket
12-29-2016, 01:17 PM
This Fit is pricey based on the damage to this car and the mileage. -not a good fit. :lawl:

https://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/cto/5924094546.html

Selling this Honda fit simply because I don't need a car anymore. Asking $3500 or best offer


- Runs fine
- heat/ac
- left rear door does not open from outside (you could get that fixed, I just haven't bothered yet).
- 2 keys.
- Compustar alarm and remote.
- Has 421,xxx km. I believe previous owner drove highways really often.
- Recently got hit and have a dent on left driver door
- Repainted (Picture above is my car getting repainted) just for a fresher look
- 1.5L Engine, 4 Cylinders
- 5 Door Hatchback
- Automatic Transmission

Thank you for looking.

6o4__boi
12-29-2016, 01:26 PM
lol i've seen that Miata around

whitev70r
12-29-2016, 02:34 PM
Life must be real tough for this guy ...
https://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/cto/5899349905.html

Why don't I get my car as dirty as possible just before posting it for sale
https://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/cto/5937918696.html

WTH kind of wheels are those
https://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/cto/5928606865.html

is350
12-30-2016, 11:08 PM
cringe worthy... says she spent $32k plus tax on a brand new cruze...

***PRICE REDUCED****CRUZE RS- MOST RELIABLE, BADASS CAR | used cars & trucks | Winnipeg | Kijiji (http://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/winnipeg/price-reduced-cruze-rs-most-reliable-badass-car/1227630321?utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_ios&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook)

corollagtSr5
01-18-2017, 01:37 PM
https://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/cto/5964165685.html

1995 Nissan 240sx Minor front end damage only $10,000