back and fourth forever! FTW lol that movie is old

Me:so, when u gonna let me tap that?
Her: next century?

haha i got owned :haha:

Hey, it's not a NO! 90 years and you're stylin'! :thumbsup:

now where's that Family Guy clip of the senior citizen porno? haha

So looks like there is alot of sluts around this city?

there's sluts everywhere

lawl

kevintran says:
when can i tap that?
elle; says:
..
kevintran says:
soooo?
elle; says:
k im going bye .
kevintran said (10:50 PM):
waiiiiit
is that a yes or a no?
GG blocked

me: can I tap that?
her: huh? whos this?
me: its ____(insert name)! havent talked to you for so long!
her: oh hey! hows it going?
me: not so bad..you?
her: soso..so whats up
me: can I tap that?
her: hhah..r u high
me: ha Im serious! I wanna tap that!
her: hahaha we'll see..
me: so thats a yes?
her: u know where I live?
me: ya of course!
her: hahaha come over if u r free
me: yaaaa haha I'll calll u when i get there

whooohooo!

Oh..my..god.


Me: So when are you gonna let me tap that?
Girl: Lolllllllll
Girl: I'll give you a beer can and you can tapp that whenever wherever
Me: By beer do you mean your ass?
Girl: Hahaha nopeee
Girl: Beeeeer
Girl: :)
Me: Oh..but that didn't answer my question.
Girl: Hahaha
Girl: You can tap it when we're married ;)

When I read that I put my blackberry down and backed away. Then when I recovered all I could manage was:

"..fuck"

so are you going to marry her?

Seems to be a recurring theme!

need more disposable friends

Me: Okay i'll call you later
Me: By the way, when are you gonna let me tap that?
Girl: Never. No find yourself another one of your cheap whores.


...that was my girlfriend :(

So she is calling herself a cheap whore.
She does "belong" to you as she is your girlfriend...

LOL ...

HAHA seriously dude you gotta change your name to papsmear then you will win revscene

Me: Hey!!! Long time no talk.. Can I tap that?
Her: Who is this?

eff

bump. this thread makes me horny i want moar

wtf? makes you horny? seriously ???

Reminds me of this chick I used to know... She would get pissed off and go off about the "random whores" I would fuck. I guess she didnt think that one through cuz at one point and from time to time she was one of those random whores.

hahah this thread is hiliarious

wtf? Are you like 12 years old or something??

ME: so.. when can i tap that?
HER: when do u wanna die?
ME: i dontknow, so when can i?

she logged off after.

you're going to die becuase it'll be so good.

100% win