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!Aznboi128 08-08-2009 07:56 AM
me: hey girl can i tap that?
her: your the 3rd person to ask this week! where did you guys get this from Revscene?
me: um no so is that a yes
her: 3 is my lucky number...
me: so yes?
her: FUCK NO!
me:yes?

then she went offline :(

Soundy 08-08-2009 09:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by aznboi128 (Post 6538357)
me: hey girl can i tap that?
her: your the 3rd person to ask this week! where did you guys get this from Revscene?
me: um no so is that a yes
her: 3 is my lucky number...
me: so yes?
her: FUCK NO!
me:yes?

then she went offline :(
Moral of the story: never try this on chicks who frequent RS (except Girl).

Mananetwork 08-08-2009 10:12 AM
I asked Vivian and she responded with, "right after I grow a 9 inch cocking and stick it in your ass first; then I'll let you tap that"

Soundy 08-08-2009 10:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mananetwork (Post 6538433)
I asked Vivian and she responded with, "right after I grow a 9 inch cocking and stick it in your ass first; then I'll let you tap that"
Ahahahah that woman is AWESOME.

BeeBeeAhn 08-08-2009 10:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mananetwork (Post 6538433)
I asked Vivian and she responded with, "right after I grow a 9 inch cocking and stick it in your ass first; then I'll let you tap that"
oh you SUCK. i'm gonna smack you so hard.:haha:

Soundy 08-08-2009 11:13 AM
He'd probably enjoy that. "Yeah, I'll tap that... over the head, with a ball-peen hammer."

BeeBeeAhn 08-08-2009 11:24 AM
Club him over the head with my 9 incher that I can magically grow overnight. EWWWWW hahaha oh god bad images.

skyxx 08-08-2009 11:51 AM
Wait, you can grow penis'? I need to enlarge mines. Give me some miracle-gro or whatever it is.

Eff-1 08-08-2009 02:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sonick (Post 6537182)
"May I please inquire as to the most convenient time for you to permit me to engage in fornication with your ass?"

"What?"

"..."
lol lol

RFlush 08-08-2009 05:19 PM
AM: HAI
me: Can I tap that?
me: whats up
AM: yea man
AM: Anytime
AM: just carrrrrrr me



Thanks Alphamale ;)

XxFcukxX 08-09-2009 07:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Razor Ramon HG (Post 6528330)
Me: Can I tap that shiet?
Her: What?
Me: Can I tap that shiet?
Her: You're so gay
Me: Hard Gay
thanks bernie AHAHAHA

versep 08-09-2009 09:23 PM
me says (10:10 PM):
so
when are you gonna let me tap that

she - [ Craving jellybeans... ] says (10:10 PM):
tap what?
lol

me says (10:10 PM):
tap that.

she says (10:11 PM):
haha are u sure u know what u're saying?

me says (10:12 PM):
wouldnt have said it if i wasnt sure now would i
so?

she says (10:12 PM):
lol
come to sg haha

me says (10:12 PM):
LOL ok coming

she says (10:12 PM):
hahaha
yay

:thumbsup:

Mananetwork 08-10-2009 12:02 AM
I enjoy reading some of the happy endings! I need to try it to a girl, but I can't find a victim.

smoothie. 08-10-2009 12:32 AM
me:
blah
blah
also, when do i get to hit that?

n:
get to hit what?

me:
that ass.

n:
become single and ill come by one day




i put hit rather than tap... but you know.

elkayem 08-10-2009 02:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mananetwork (Post 6540276)
I enjoy reading some of the happy endings! I need to try it to a girl, but I can't find a victim.
LOL Do it my way...
Last night, I went to McD drive through @ 3am and here's goes

....I order my food etc.

-Gets my food-

Me: Thanks! It looks yummy, so do you.
Her: heh'
Me: Rarely do you see a girl that looks good like you working at drive through.
Her: Is that a compliment?
Me: Yeah! So then when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Excuse me?
Me: Yeh, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Me?
Me: Yeah you!
Her: Haha, but I don't know you!
Me: What's your name?
Her: [insert female name here]
Me: My name is [insert male name here], now we know each other!
Her: Hahaha, that works I guess.
Me: Yeah? So you gonna give me your number?
Her: Maybe *takes out a paper and actually gives it to me*
Me: Ooo thanks! I was jk I'm not gonna call you! Hahahaha

And I just left really quickly right after I said that. HHAHAHA

You guys must be thinking why the hell did I not follow through.
Well, if you guys seen her you wouldn't want to call her after either.
LOL, well...for my standards, she doesn't qualify so I just did this for the sake of it and thought Revscene probably would like this. LOL

Soundy 08-10-2009 04:49 AM
^FAIL

raygunpk 08-10-2009 05:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by elkayem (Post 6540391)
LOL Do it my way...
Last night, I went to McD drive through @ 3am and here's goes

....I order my food etc.

-Gets my food-

Me: Thanks! It looks yummy, so do you.
Her: heh'
Me: Rarely do you see a girl that looks good like you working at drive through.
Her: Is that a compliment?
Me: Yeah! So then when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Excuse me?
Me: Yeh, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Me?
Me: Yeah you!
Her: Haha, but I don't know you!
Me: What's your name?
Her: [insert female name here]
Me: My name is [insert male name here], now we know each other!
Her: Hahaha, that works I guess.
Me: Yeah? So you gonna give me your number?
Her: Maybe *takes out a paper and actually gives it to me*
Me: Ooo thanks! I was jk I'm not gonna call you! Hahahaha

And I just left really quickly right after I said that. HHAHAHA

You guys must be thinking why the hell did I not follow through.
Well, if you guys seen her you wouldn't want to call her after either.
LOL, well...for my standards, she doesn't qualify so I just did this for the sake of it and thought Revscene probably would like this. LOL
That's pretty mean dude, you could have just drove off and not called.
If she's working there, she's most likely pretty young. You just killed her self-esteem.

Now she will drop out of school, get a terrible boob job and get addicted to meth. She'll get knocked up by Wesley Snipes and have a half vampire child. That kid will bust in your room to fuck you up, first by cutting your limbs off at the elbows and knees. Then right before he takes off your head he'll say: "I was jk I'm not kill you! Hahahaha"

Soundy 08-10-2009 06:10 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by raygunpk (Post 6540425)
That's pretty mean dude, you could have just drove off and not called.
If she's working there, she's most likely pretty young. You just killed her self-esteem.
:werd:

Quote:
Now she will drop out of school, get a terrible boob job and get addicted to meth. She'll get knocked up by Wesley Snipes and have a half vampire child. That kid will bust in your room to fuck you up, first by cutting your limbs off at the elbows and knees. Then right before he takes off your head he'll say: "I was jk I'm not kill you! Hahahaha"
:IDL:

hotjoint 08-10-2009 07:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by raygunpk (Post 6540425)
That's pretty mean dude, you could have just drove off and not called.
If she's working there, she's most likely pretty young. You just killed her self-esteem.

Now she will drop out of school, get a terrible boob job and get addicted to meth. She'll get knocked up by Wesley Snipes and have a half vampire child. That kid will bust in your room to fuck you up, first by cutting your limbs off at the elbows and knees. Then right before he takes off your head he'll say: "I was jk I'm not kill you! Hahahaha"
:werd:

ChyahGT 08-10-2009 10:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by elkayem (Post 6540391)
LOL Do it my way...
Last night, I went to McD drive through @ 3am and here's goes

....I order my food etc.

-Gets my food-

Me: Thanks! It looks yummy, so do you.
Her: heh'
Me: Rarely do you see a girl that looks good like you working at drive through.
Her: Is that a compliment?
Me: Yeah! So then when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Excuse me?
Me: Yeh, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Me?
Me: Yeah you!
Her: Haha, but I don't know you!
Me: What's your name?
Her: [insert female name here]
Me: My name is [insert male name here], now we know each other!
Her: Hahaha, that works I guess.
Me: Yeah? So you gonna give me your number?
Her: Maybe *takes out a paper and actually gives it to me*
Me: Ooo thanks! I was jk I'm not gonna call you! Hahahaha

And I just left really quickly right after I said that. HHAHAHA

You guys must be thinking why the hell did I not follow through.
Well, if you guys seen her you wouldn't want to call her after either.
LOL, well...for my standards, she doesn't qualify so I just did this for the sake of it and thought Revscene probably would like this. LOL


Which McD?
dont tell me its the one on Granville hwy/renfrew.. if it is.. i think i know who you spoke with! :P

LenovoTurbo 08-10-2009 11:36 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChyahGT (Post 6540613)
Which McD?
dont tell me its the one on Granville hwy/renfrew.. if it is.. i think i know who you spoke with! :P
If her name starts with a S then i think i know who it is too.

simsimi1004 08-10-2009 11:49 AM
ur mean

silk 08-10-2009 11:52 AM
sabrina

datswussup 08-10-2009 12:46 PM
This thread makes me horny. LOL

Lowered_Klass 08-10-2009 03:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by raygunpk (Post 6540425)
That's pretty mean dude, you could have just drove off and not called.
If she's working there, she's most likely pretty young. You just killed her self-esteem.

Now she will drop out of school, get a terrible boob job and get addicted to meth. She'll get knocked up by Wesley Snipes and have a half vampire child. That kid will bust in your room to fuck you up, first by cutting your limbs off at the elbows and knees. Then right before he takes off your head he'll say: "I was jk I'm not kill you! Hahahaha"
:rofl: Oh man, I laughed so hard when I read this, I now have to clean up coffee I spit out all over my desk! :thumbsup:


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