nice and easy

think this line works for anyone?

depends on what kind of guy you are. if you're sexy and got game, then this should work wonders.

if you're just randomly txt'n a buncha girls with "can i tap that?", then you're just gonna come off as a creeper for sure.


and i'm sure the girls who succumb to that bullshit line is just another fugly slut who couldn't get dick otherwise.


good idea 3xtra, you're the official go-to guy for repelling hot girls.

epic wins, will try this later and post back

lulz...

loving the success stories :bowdown:

In this weather, I don't feel like tapping...

k|Spec ·´¯`·- Kanagawa Stunt Team says:
So when are you going to let me tap that?

She says:
LMFAOO !
OMG
*insert my name*<3333

k|Spec ·´¯`·- Kanagawa Stunt Team says:
*insert her name*<33333

She says:
OMGGGG
HOW ARE YOU ?!
where have you been in all my life ?!

k|Spec ·´¯`·- Kanagawa Stunt Team says:
Right here! Waiting for you

She says:
haha
awww ;]
smoooooth , i like ;]

k|Spec ·´¯`·- Kanagawa Stunt Team says:
So when am I going to get some of that?

She says:
LOL
ha
when you`re in the states ;]
DUHHH homie ;]

k|Spec ·´¯`·- Kanagawa Stunt Team says:
I'll hold you to that one

She says:
HAHA
suree ;]

:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:

lol too hot to tap?

YEUHH!

is there something wrong with u boy?

Me: hey
Me: So when do I get to tap that?
*long pause*
Me: I guess that's my answer...
Her: lol
Me: :(
Her: well... i'm trying to be a 'good girl' lol
Me: How's that working out for ya
Her: so far, it's been pretty good
Me: So, no tappage? :(
Her: unfortunately... no
Her: sorry

®aymond: so when can i tap that
Girl: tap what!!!!
®aymond: you know tap that ass
Girl: anytime lol
®aymond: How about now?

im not single....
far from it.
If your relationship can't handle a joke here and there, you should quit.

what a difference

raymond got it so easy hahahaha

Me: so when you gonna let me tap that? ;)
Him: lol wtf
Me: when?
Him: um never?
Me: awwww =[

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Me: [name]! Baby! When you gonna let me tap that huh?
Him: Right now would be an amazing time!
Me: Ok! See you shortly!

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Me: So when you gonna let me tap that ;)
Her: You wanna tap what now? so confused???
Me: You know, tap that
Her: i didn't know you a) had a penis and b)swung that way

no reply from me since I couldn't stop laughing.

I <3 this game!

So this morning i was txting her, and so i've decided to pull another RSLOL thing....
blah blah blah blah... here is where it gets interesting..

me: im actually in bed.. lol
her: What?!?!?! its 1pm!!! let's switch lives! i have to do the laundry :( haha
me: LOL sucker. got a lot of them dirty underwear eh?
her: EWWWW no! but i bet can find lots in your pile of clothes! dirty boy
me: Lol that actually means im clean cz i change em often!! ha! u fell for my trick question! meaning u re use yurs over n over again!! tsk tsk
her: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... SHUTUP not true!
me: Bahhahahaahahha caught red handed..! bet u were like " oh fuck wth! he knows now!"
her: hahaha no! tats gross i so do not do that. you're disturbing.
me: lol. its ok *name*, your secret is safe with me.. for now >: )
her: shut up jerk! keep sleeping im gonna murder u in your sleep!
me: hahahah hey do u kno what revscene is?
her: Yeah i do why
me: Do u go on and read the stuff?
her: Nope i don't. is there something interesting on there?
me: no just wondering...
me: Oh ya, can i tap that?
her: Hahaha so random why would u wonder about that
her: tap what? youre such a loser
me: tap... that. lol
me: can i take your silence as a yes, come here baby?
her: no! what are u talking bout? are we even speaking enlish right now?
me: lol wut? so can i tap it?
her: tap what? k im gonna stop talking to u, u make no sense!
me: lol tap your ass..?
her: How bout i kick ur ass
me: lol aw common. lemme tap that shit@!!!! lol
her: no! your sick bye!
me: LOL your boring... and im a failure
her: hahahhaa well u should alrdy determine its a failure even before attemping to do it. caamon like do u own a mirror? who would want to tappppp that? seriously look at yourself
me: everyday when i look in the mirror i pop a boner.. thats where my morning wood comes from...
so when are u gonna let me tap that?
her: hahaha ohh man i so do not want to continue this disturbing convo. like seriously its sooo sick hahah i don't wanna picture it
me: looool! ya u go n try to stop imagining me posing in front of the mirrior with my clean underwear. hahahah fuuuuck its hawwt!!
her: stop swearing!! i retired from swearing your becoming a stumbling block =(
me: what? retired from swearing....? i feel bad for your tounge
her: Lol no its actually pretty good =) try it =) anywhooo im gonna do the laundry now smell ya later stinky poo
me: holy cow u are a slow cow.. lol ok ttyl

i got owned... :( and shes a cutie too... :( fml

You totally jacked that from hypebeast

Me: so when can i tap that?

Her: this weekend

Me: DONE

true story!

lucky b*tch

haha :P

Me says:
Hey Hannah

Hannah says:
yea??

Me:
Can I tap that?

Hannah says:
BAHAHHAHA
WHAT ?
lol

Me says:
So can i tap that?
What's with this silence? I'll assume it's a yes.
I'll pick you up in 10

Hannah says:
lol
in 10 ??
O_O

Me says
So can i tap that?

Hannah says:
sure
-.-

SUCCESS.....

looks like the direct method works after all

HAhahaah!

yea bro, keep riding my cock.

Me: so...... ella
ella: so..... waylen
Me: when you gonna let me tap that?
ella: HAHA, you already did, i'm preg remember?
Me:right.....
ella: :)

(shes actually not pregnant)