I believe 100% of this. There is no fabrication here. You are now an e-knight.

That was a bad move of not calling the McDicks chick..
At least call her.. have a little chat with her and then store her number for emergencies..
You never know when you'll hit a dry spell. Remember.. Even a 6 is better then your hand.

So I tried this on an old friend of mine lol convo went a little something like this

mike nhan// says (7:36 PM):
you!
**** says (7:36 PM):
sup
mike nhan// says (7:36 PM):
can i tap that?
**** says (7:37 PM):
WHAT?
mike nhan// says (7:37 PM):
can i tap that?
**** says (7:37 PM):
tap what
mike nhan// says (7:38 PM):
that fine ass of yours
**** says (7:38 PM):
WHO ARE YOU$
mike nhan// says (7:39 PM):
you know who i am
so can i tap that?
**** says (7:39 PM):
actualy
i dont think i do$
$
mike nhan// says (7:45 PM):
so i'll take that as a yes?
mike nhan// says (7:52 PM):
so when you gonna let me tap that?

and then she stopped replying to me haha

hahaha that sounded like something Johnny Drama would say

they're starting to catch on so I've stopped asking whether or not I can have sex altogether
this is the way to go:
true story.



P.S. it doesn't work on MSN. you end up talking about too many things non-existent.

that's the way to do ittt :thumbsup:

Well, I didn't say it in a super mean way. So I'm sure she won't give up on herself.
I'm just a little chinese guy after all. :shhh:

I can't store her for emergencies man, it doesn't work that way.
lol, not if you saw her, you wouldn't have either.

This was on 41st and E BLV.

SPOTTED: Your TL, what's it doing at Riverrock =p

doubt it's him?

10 more days IIRC

***** says (8:36 PM):
I need your halp
Ivan Petrovich says (8:37 PM):
gonna let me tap that?
***** says (8:37 PM):
NOT YOUR REBOUND

:(

what if its a 3?

a hole in the dark is a hole in the dark

lol.. If I ever need to resort to hooking up with 3's I'll just buy a hooker.. Less hit to the ego that way..

t says (1:11 AM):
ay when u gonna let me tap that
- ***** says (1:12 AM):
??
t says (1:12 AM):
ay when u gonna let me tap that
- ***** says (1:12 AM):
Tap what?
t says (1:12 AM):
tap that shiet
- **** says (1:13 AM):
I dont get you
t says (1:13 AM):
you knaw meen
- ****** says (1:13 AM):
I actually dont
t says (1:14 AM):
tap that ass
- myfriend**** says (1:15 AM):
Wtf...

i took a risk bro and i ended up getting blocked

:lol

so u like vacuum fuck?

:lol

Here's my share and it was kinda shitty =(... haven't talked to her in like 2months.

L says:
Hey k.
k says:
hey wutsup
LeeeON says:
when can i tap that?
k says:
haha tap what?
L says:
tap that.
k says:
what does 'that' equal?
L says:
you know what it equals already, comon =)
k says:
LOL shuddup L
L says:
comon K....
so when will you let me tap that? =D
k says:
neva eva
L says:
wow k .. =(
k says:
LOL
i don't roll that way son

no reply from there on. I think i gotta do the block delete on her now.


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Round #2

L says:
Hey J!

J.. says:
what's up?

L says:
When can i tap that?

J.. says:
revscene
i saw it thread
Not stupid LA!
YOu fucking fail.

L says:
FUCK I HATE YOU,
WHY ARE YOU READING IT?!?!
FML.

End of convo, block + delete too..

^^You know she probably read this thread again and now knows your blocked + deleted her:lol

EPIC FAIL!!!!

lol yea mine didnt go too well
too lazy to get my phone but it went something like this

Me:
hey, wats up B so im turnin 19 pretty soon when you gunna let me tap that?

her:
who is this?

Me:
(J) dunno if she would have rs so lol not gunna right my name

No answer for like 30 mins

J:
So...

J:
im going to take the no reply as a yes

B:
wtf (J) who has your phone

J:
i do

B:
hahaha no, your a faggot

J:
aight, but how does that make me gay?

J:
you might need to come shopping with me.

lol FML this did not work RS WTF
gotta try again on another chick one day, not gunna lie was gunna pussy out ha

PFt after shopping she'll pay you in other "services" for your "hard work".

^^^ ahhahha

thought it would be interesting to see how it would play out w/someone that's: esl, has never had a bf, and studies more than she sleeps. it was so frustrating that I wanted to run to the sink and drink everything i could find underneath it.

^ AHAHAHAH .. I really gotta get going! GOLD!