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What an awesome thread. |
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[QUOTE=;6530153]girl 2 me:when you gonna let me tap that her:so you tell me your over me and that you dont like me.yell at me for saying i love you(i really didnt) and then ask me when ill let you tap that? me:yes her:wow your an *** me:i bet your turned on though right? her:**** you[QUOTE] |
I told my friend to do it. This is how his conversation went: Amigo: So when are you gonna let me hit that? Her: You can hit it when I get back :). Be here on the 14th. Amigo: Nice one....can't wait to go to the gingerbread house and taste the nookie...cough...I mean cookie :) Her: Spare me the thought. You know you can get it either way. I guess straight to the point does work!! |
me: when you gonna let me tap dat her: excuse me? me: i need an answer her: hey, don't ever txt or call or msg me. You are a fucking joke. Peace out. wtf revscene?!! |
^ harshest response yet |
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This thread is pure entertainment :haha: |
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Me so anyways, when are you gonna let me tap that? 7:55pm Her excuse me? 7:55pm Me when are you gonna let me tap that? 7:56pm Her never... 7:56pm SHUT DOWN! i barely know this chick and only met a few times. |
me says: so can i tap that? girl says: tap what? Me says: you know me says: your dirty ass? girl says: hahahahhahaa girl says: my ass is clean! girl says: i shower this morning me says: oh i see but can i tap it? girl says: sure girl says: any time baby me says: LOL! Me says: that's awesome so when can I come over girl says: right now? Me says: ok brt |
^Wait what? How does a Gay guy have game!!!! I'm baffled...... |
^ don't you know. girls have a secret challenge to turn gay guys straight |
Me: So when can I tap that? Me: I'll take the no response as a yes then? Him: Do you always get your pickup lines from RS? Try to be a bit more original next time. |
me: hey, what are you up to tonight? her: got a meeting me: was going to ask if you wanted to go out for drinks her: next time :) me: hmm...so when can i tap it? her: ...my ass? me: yup! her: we'll go for drinks next time and kill the sexual tension with a night of drunken making out and go from there :) me: deal! |
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It worked. Thanks RS for the action. |
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Me: Hey babe when can I tap that? Her: Whats "tap that" mean???? Me: Its a physical activity where 2 mature people show they care for each other, don't u care for me? I care for u... a lot. Her: Um yeah but u still didn't tell me what it means... Me: It means we fuck, basically. Her: oo.....ummm Me: So yes? I'll be there in 15 mins, maybe 20 mins i have to pick up a condom at 7-11. Her: riiight. |
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damm it does work hahahaha me:hey sexything whats goin on? her: tired just got off work me: tired? so can I still tap that tho? her: ummm wtf???? me: what =) her: what are you talking about? me: I was thinking about you today and I want to tap that fine ass her: Ummm what about **** me: what about **** her: your right give me 45mins kiss kiss |
10:30am ME: hey you!! ME: yes you.. the one still lying there HER: Zzzzzz ME: so when can i tap that. HER: haha wut? ME: u know tap that.. HER: dont know ME: omg tap that ass stupidd.. no reply ME: i'll take this no response as a yes.. i'll be over in 10 mins HER: hahahaha ok hurry im waiting.. |
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