and 4 3's make a 12!

err... I mean...:fuuuuu:

hell motherfucking yeah!

:thumbsup:

damn this thread...i wish i had a number of disposable friends for this

selina

sai lin nia

suscribed for LOL's

tapping is great

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^ i guess she's hungry, is she bangable?

well if she's your g/f ex-best friend, she wants you cause she'd know that would piss off your g/f, who she doesn't like. bitches be crazy.

no dude

12 = 2

in baccarat terms LOL

Oh man I am so late to the party but this shit is hilarious. I have to try this out. Direct approach FTW

fuck right. I was playing the wrong game. I better study up on my baccarat. Thanks for the heads up dude!

:lol

With that logic, the highest you can ever get is a 9!

i was with a couple of buddies at school

me: can i tap that?
girl1: tap what?
girl2: he meant your ass you idiot..
girl1: like anal
girl2: yeah anal
guy buddy: (SCREAMS) ANAL!!! FTW
girl2: he like anal....
me: so can i tap that?
girl1:no....
girl2 to girl 1 you know you want him to. here is your chance.
me: sweet! ill pick you up from your place tonight
girl1: mmmm ok
girl2: can i come too?
me: ask girl 1. i ask her first
girl2: can i come. it would be fun
girl1: ok
(my guy buddy who is on RS finally catches on and is laughing like a hyena. girl 1+2 finally clue in)
girl 1+2 you bastard!!
girl 2 you got my hopes up!
me: damnzz.....

^ They got your Hopes up!

Well, like the song says, "there ain't no 10s!"

Wow.. No offense but you seriously need to work on your game if you managed to screw that one up.
I'm actually hoping a key piece of that convo is missing cuz I dont see how that could have been fucked up.
I'm actually sorta angry now.

both girls are really close friends.
would have never happened anyways as both know i have a gf lol
plus girl 2 is on rs too.
she just played along.

but, this "can i tap that" works pretty well. im 3 for 5 lol

if he played that right then his hopes wouldn't have been the only thing that was up.

Now you are changing your story. Before both girls "clued in".. now one girl was just playing along..

Also you arent 3 for 5.. Until your dick is inside the girl it doesnt count.
Its sorta like getting a girls number at a bar and then saying you hooked up with some chick because you think it will happen. Until it happens it means nothing.

Not trying to be an ass or anything. You are just making yourself sound dumb.

Yeah I guess, but I'm not that dumb or that desperate.

pics now

Post pics, cause AsRealAsItGets might want her. Especially if they have something like OCD.

me: Hey
girl: Hi
me: Can I tap that?
girl: wtf? are you for real?
me: As Real As it Gets girl
girl: ........I'll think about it
me: Noob
/end