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Ben diana 1:14amDiana ben 1:15amBen whats goin down charlie brown 1:15amDiana ah not much, just blazed and drank a bit tonight- feeling groooovy 1:16amBen nice, so when can i tap that? 1:16amDiana lol only thing you're tappin is the keg 1:16amBen fuuuuuu |
Justus: hey 1:12amApril: heyy 1:13amJustus: whats up? 1:15amApril: just got home not too long ago, what about you? 1:16amJustus: about the same. so can i tap that? 1:16amApril: huh? 1:16amJustus: you know 1:17amApril: nope not really 1:17amJustus: tap that, you know.... when can i? 1:17amApril: uhm never 1:17amJustus: shucks ------------------------------------ Justus says (12:53 AM): *yo julie says (12:53 AM): *hi Justus says (12:53 AM): *whats up julie says (12:54 AM): *nothing really you Justus says (12:54 AM): *not much. so when you going to let me tap that? julie says (12:55 AM): *nevaaaaaaa Justus says (12:55 AM): *fuuuuuuuu julie says (12:55 AM): *no ty Justus says (12:55 AM): *fml julie says (12:55 AM): *oh noooo julie says (1:12 AM): *sup ben Justus says (1:13 AM): *this isn't ben julie says (1:13 AM): *okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk then liaar .......... Justus says (1:15AM): *you will neva get diss julie says (1:15 AM): *didnt want it julie says (1:15 AM): *u were with krystal julie says (1:15 AM): *that takes years to clean julie says (1:15 AM): *AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Justus says (1:15 AM):*LOL ------------------------------------- Justus: hey 1:06amMelissa: hey whatsup? 1:06amJustus: not much, you? 1:06amMelissa: nothing bored.. 1:07amJustus: can i tap that? 1:07amMelissa: what? are you drunk? 1:07amJustus: can i can i can i 1:08amMelissa:your silly, are you drunk? 1:08amJustus: would i be able to tap that if i was drunk? 1:09amMelissa: oh dear. 1:09amJustus: so can i tap that? 1:10amMelissa: lol im a good girl justus lol 1:10amJustus: doesn't mean i can't tap that |
i used to live in yukon for a year and a bit, i moved back down here. i just recently added this girl cause she had some mutual friends and i thought i knew her, turns out i didn't know her... Justus: hey 1:01amKayla: hi 1:02amJustus: whats up 1:02amKayla: not alot, dealing with a friends drama. you? 1:02amJustus: not to much. can i tap that? 1:02amKayla: what... 1:03amJustus: you know, can i tap that? 1:03amKayla: ... 1:03amJustus: ... 1:04amKayla: what are you expecting me to say here buddy 1:04amJustus: what do you expect me to expect you to say here pal 1:04amKayla: .....not that? 1:04amJustus: then answer> can i tap that? 1:06amJustus: can i? 1:06amKayla: uhhhh no? You a random on facebook.... 1:07amJustus: just let me tap that 1:08amKayla: wtf, no. 1:08amJustus: piss 1:08amKayla: are we done here? 1:09amJustus: not if you'll let me tap that 1:11amKayla: EVEN if i was to think about yes...WHICH I am not....It looks to me that you are about a 2 and half hour PLANE ride away from me 1:12amJustus: i used to live there, i know how to drive there if you need to wait longer to calm down |
oops lol |
a little long but probably my best one! me: so ****, how have you been? her: im ok... stuck at home though me: why? her: need to watch over the house... me: are you ALONE! lol her: yups, all by my lonesome. me: oh ok, need some company? her: sure, i have some movies, but they are chick flicks though me: it is fine, we can do other things her: sure, what do you have in mind me: Can I tap that? her: tap that? me: yeah her: are you a plumber now? me: i can be her: how did you know i have a leaky faucet? bring your tools over, ill make something to eat/drink me: ahh ok... her: you dont have to, i have the plumber over tomorrow anyways. why are you interested in my pipes anyways? me: cause im good at cleaning my pipes.... lol her: lol that's dirty! anyways come over and ill reward you after! me: you know i meant to tap your body, not your faucet right? her: i know, you can do me after you fix my faucet me: ahh ok.....be right over, need to grab some tools and stuff her: bring your tools, i have lube and condoms already me: sure..... This "Can I tap that" thing works fairly well, at least for me. 3 out of 4 is not a bad ratio.... :D |
So you're saying being a plumber is a good way to a girl's pants? |
her says: hey lets hang out me says: when her says: up to u text me lol me says: o when i can tap taht her says: anytime me says: O REALLY her says: yup |
tried it with another girl and got owned Eric - says: soo like whween you goint to let me tap dat bailey says: Whaaatt? Eric - says: thhat a yes buttercup? bailey says: Hahah no silly Eric - says: awwww whyt nnnnnnoooot babyyy no reply yet edit: "because you are a goood friend sillly" friendzOWNED |
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"May I please inquire as to the most convenient time for you to permit me to engage in fornication with your ass?" "What?" "..." |
Me: yooo tiss Her: whats up? Me: you know, you? Her: huh are you drunk? Me: so when you gonna let me tap that? Her: youre making no sense... Me: like tap it all night Her:what? Me: boink Her: jimmy its 3am Me: tap it tomorrow Her: i get off work at 6 call me Me: you kno i will tap it SCORE!!! pussy tonight lol i find it every girl i try it on they ask me if I am drunk ahhahaha |
^ bAM! Good job! |
C-Man says: have u been reading RS lately? -- GIRL 1 -- @ work says: hahaha i just snoop on it at work to kill time, why? do you see me online? C-Man says: no...hmmm C-Man says: Hey, when can I tap that? -- GRIL 1-- @ work says: ok no i did not read that thread C-Man says: no wait, what thread? C-Man says: So seriously can I tap that/ C-Man says: I' C-Man says: m serious!!! C-Man says: Dont go on RS!!!!!!!! -- GIRL 1 -- @ work says: why not huh? C-Man says: FTML |
BHAHAHAHAAH FAIL HAHAHAHAHA |
girl 1 me: hey there can i taaap that? her: who the **** are u? /facepalm - didn't talk to this girl for a while girl 2 me: yoz can i tap that? her: my bf was not impressed! |
Blackberry conference me: hey girls when u wanna let me tap that? girl1: what? girl2: be quiet! r u h up? me: u girls dont mind sharing right? girl2: no... girl1:i dont mind either but what r u talking bout? me: well sharing is caring right?! so when do u guys wanna let me tap that? girl1: i dont get it me: that fine ass of yours :D girl2: lol girls1: omg ur sooo funny !!!! me:so you girls arent running right? girl1:no lol girl2:no me so that actually works? me: i'm not sure if it's strong enough that a woman is going to go into my bedroom and have a threesome girl1: hahah whos girl2 me: a friend of mine, ull get to meet her when u come over me: so u girls gonna let me tap that? girl1: hahaha fine... girl2: okie me: is that ur final answer? :D girl2: god, just get it over with girl1: yes! me: thats really, really nice of u to say girl2 win? |
Lol, Nice job..... I need to get myself a Blackberry so i can conference. |
"Just get it over with" - what a vote of confidence :D |
Billy so when u gonna let me tap that 4:18pmAmanda well its gonna be cold and in the ground soon so id hurry 4:19pmBilly uhh wat 4:19pmAmanda im fuckin dying 4:19pmBilly wat r utalking about 4:19pmAmanda ive been in bed for the past 6 days 4:19pmBilly i hope not 4:19pmAmanda with some weird flu 4:20pmBilly shit cuz thats no good 4:20pmAmanda yeah your tellin me 4:23pmBilly so ur not acctually dieing tho right 4:23pmAmanda i hope not 4:24pmBilly so once ur all good ur gonna let me tap that rite? 4:24pmAmanda maybe if your lucky lol 4:24pmBilly oh im lucky 4:20pmBilly hey hows it goin 4:20pmNicole #1 good nu 4:22pmBilly pretty good wat u been up to latley 4:23pmNicole nothing much moved back to abby 4:23pmBilly nice so when r u gonna let me tap that 4:23pmNicole excuse me 4:24pmBilly u know 4:24pmNicole where do you even get off asking me that? 4:24pmBilly well i dont get off now but if i tapped that im sure that where the getting off part would accure 4:25pmNicole umm never |
Nicole August 5 at 11:51pm Heyy, I was thinking of you so I thought I would message you. Just wanted to say I miss you, and Im sorry we dont hang out much but im so lazy and I work all the time. And I have no gas ever so I dont want to drive all the way to your house in case your not there. You should start coming over here more though, then the dogs can play :) Did you give some guy my email address for my bov? I was so confused Billy aww that was very nice of u. ya ide like to start hanging out more again, i miss ya for sure!!ya he put up wtb add for a stock r32 bov so i pmed him and told him u might wanna sell urs.So if everything goes right i will have the skyline on AUG 23rd!!!!! excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nicole Nice! Zack was telling me that him and everyone use their stock bovs and do something to it and it's so loud Billy they unhook the recirculating hose. Nicole ya lol Billy so what r u doin today, we should do soemthing today Nicole I work till 530 then nothing Billy so when r u gonna let me tap that? Nicole Ha never! :p you should come over around 6? Billy FML, i gotta pick my mom up at 6 so ill come over once i dropped her off at home Nicole ok come to the back again Billy ya u like it when i come to the back dont ya;) Nicole Ha Ha faak my score is 1.5 outta like 10 so far lol. |
What's the .5, a handjob? |
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altho she is pretty easy and wants me bad but she has a bf right now and is trying to tell me she dont cheat!!! i gave her the line i found from this thread "i know your pool capacity isnt only one" she loled and said we'll see lol so im sure itll be a fully soon enuf. |
No points for second best, son... close only counts in horseshoes and thermonuclear weapons... try not; do, or do not; there is no try... lemme see if I can pull any other cliches outta my ass here... |
Man, your ass is full of shit. :lol ;) |
lol still havent tryed this kinda pick a girls thats not gunna get pissed at me lol |
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