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Culture_Vulture 07-30-2009 10:04 PM
a couple from another forum

Quote:
Me: When are you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Who is this?
Me: That's not important right now. I just picked a random number to ask this question.

2 minutes later a man calls my cell..

Him: Do you know what time it is you fucking idiot?
Me: When are you gonna let me tap that?
Him: ... What? (hangs up)
Quote:
Just started and got this one

Me: hey, so when you gone' let me tap that?
Her: haha nevar, Is taken....
Me: come on baby, i know your pool capacity ain't just 1
Her: unfortunately it is
Me: no vacancy no problem
Her: fuck you

Culture_Vulture 07-30-2009 10:07 PM
another one from a while ago:

me: so when you gonna let me tap that?
her: tap what?
me: have sex
her: ...
me: tonight? tomorrow?
her: since you're being so rude, never.
me: so I could have tapped that?

no response.

JSALES 07-30-2009 10:13 PM
maybe i'll try this later, hopefully some girls don't think of me as an asshole haha

1990TSI 07-30-2009 10:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JSALES (Post 6528982)
maybe i'll try this later, hopefully some girls don't think of me as an asshole haha
u must know girls with low self esteem, they're perfect for this

Girl 07-30-2009 10:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 1990TSI (Post 6528962)
poor girl, still has to pay for sex.
I tried to pay you and you still rejected me!! WTH. Guess ya'll don't like butch women.

k2_alpha 07-30-2009 11:17 PM
Girl 1
me:hey
girl:hello
me:can i tap that?
girl:tap what?
me:ahh your body?
girl:like have sex?
me:no i wanted to tap your sink.....
girl:huh? im confused, i thought you meant sex
me:sex is not a bad idea
girl:yeah it is fun
me:so i can tap that?
girl:yeah
me:for real? sweet ill be over
girl:kk call me when you are outside
me:oh shit!!!!


Girl 2
Me:so whats up?
girl:nothing, im dieing in this heat
me:i know how to make it hotter, all you have to do is say yes!
girl:sure, what?
me:can i tap that?
girl:no
me:why not?
girl:im not into guys
me:WHAT?
girl:i like my people with no penises....
me: ahhh fuck.....
girl: yeah, if i start to like guys you will be the first to know.
me: ok.....



Girl 3 is the gf of a buddy

Me:can i tap that?
girl:sure
me:when?
girl:ahh (name of buddy) is leaving for work at 4
me: ok ill be over at 4:30ish
girl:sure, just knock..

i dunno if she knows what is up... or she is a cheating slut....
it is my turn to be lost...

PavelGTR 07-30-2009 11:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by k2_alpha (Post 6529072)
Girl 1
me:hey
girl:hello
me:can i tap that?
girl:tap what?
me:ahh your body?
girl:like have sex?
me:no i wanted to tap your sink.....
girl:huh? im confused, i thought you meant sex
me:sex is not a bad idea
girl:yeah it is fun
me:so i can tap that?
girl:yeah
me:for real? sweet ill be over
girl:kk call me when you are outside
me:oh shit!!!!
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e3...rn32/Borat.gif

ws6ta 07-31-2009 12:00 AM
LOL I thought this would be fun since I'm baked...too bad :( lol

ricky says:
hey
x says:
Heyyy
ricky says:
when are you gonna let me tap that
x says:
What?
ricky says:
when are you gonna let me tap that
x says:
What do you mean by tap that?
ricky says:
stop playing games when you gonna let me tap that ass
x says:
LOL you must be drunk
ricky says:
when you gonna let me tap that shit
x says:
who is this?
ricky says:
ricky
x says:
Are you high?
ricky says:
yah but i wanna tap that even if i wasn't
x says:
Wheres Ricky?
ricky says:
this is ricky
x says:
No it isn't I'm calling you answer if it is!

then my phone started ringing...

TigerSY 07-31-2009 12:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Physixx (Post 6528837)
damn this is fun. too bad I'm running out of people to harass. I wonder what would happen if I tried my guy friends.
Damn. This post just took a turn for the worse :[

Culture_Vulture 07-31-2009 12:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TigerSY (Post 6529169)
Damn. This post just took a turn for the worse :[
can I tap that?

elkayem 07-31-2009 01:00 AM
Me: so do you go on revscene?
Her: Nope why?
Me: Oh nothing, cuz it's awesomeness hahaha. So...how was your day?
Her: LOL I go on sometimes, rarely tho. my day was ok boring as usual. you neh
Me: aren't you a car sexual girl hahaa? boring? I'll make it more fun for you ;)
Her: hehhee i learn lots about cars. trying to learn about whats under the hood
Me: there's something called an engine
Her: I know lol
Me: it turns you on eh
Her: yes

lalalalalala
question time

Me: when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: tap what?
Me: Tap that
Her: tap lei gor tau (tap your head in cantonese. I don't know how to explain what it means in english terms but it's kinda sarcastic answer kinda thing)
 Me: no! When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: mo yeh for you to tap (Nothing for you to tap)
Me: awww :(
HEr: hahahhaha i am a boy...deep down =D
Me: it's k. I'd still tap that. So when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: yuck! your gay?
Me: just for you
Her: hahahahah


I failed.
_____________________________________

So this girl has been wanting it from me before...so I decided to try on her.

Her:
[name]
lol
so how was ur daaayy 8-)
Me:
very hot.
don't change the topic!
when you gonna let me tap that?
*
Her:
*lol
*im still holding onto the rain cheque :)
Me:
*what's rain cheque
Her:
*lol get it next time
Me:
*what does that mean!
Her:
*haha iuno i dun want it..
*at least not right now
Me:
*then...
*when?

*She goes offline*

FML!

___________________________


Me: Hey! you gonna let me tap that?
....no reply for almost 45 mins

Her: hey sorry i was playing dota... whats up?

Me: HAha, it's ok. You're a dota addict anyway, so when you gonna let me tap that?

...long ass silence again.

I give up.

chinook79 07-31-2009 02:47 AM
me: Are u gonna let me tap that?
her: tap wat? U want a pair of shoes to tap dance?

me: U know what I mean so u gonna let me tap that?
her: Yah baby... bring ur walet k

Alpine50 07-31-2009 03:16 AM
lol i gotta give this a try ahahah

Soundy 07-31-2009 06:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Girl (Post 6528942)
#3: A week from tuesday???
Only when there's lots of friends around? Sharing a keg is a happy occasion!
Me: No no i want it now [insert name]. Like right now.
Him: Patience grasshopper...
Hmm, beer WOULD be pretty nice right now
Me: Fine i'll bring u an ice cold beer if i can tap that
Him: I don't have a bong, actually yah I do.
Me: No that's not what I want
Him: A keg?
:facepalm: guys can be so thick...

JHuJHu 07-31-2009 07:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by elkayem (Post 6529178)
Me: so do you go on revscene?
Her: Nope why?
Me: Oh nothing, cuz it's awesomeness hahaha. So...how was your day?
Her: LOL I go on sometimes, rarely tho. my day was ok boring as usual. you neh
Me: aren't you a car sexual girl hahaa? boring? I'll make it more fun for you ;)
Her: hehhee i learn lots about cars. trying to learn about whats under the hood
Me: there's something called an engine
Her: I know lol
Me: it turns you on eh
Her: yes

lalalalalala
question time

Me: when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: tap what?
Me: Tap that
Her: tap lei gor tau (tap your head in cantonese. I don't know how to explain what it means in english terms but it's kinda sarcastic answer kinda thing)
 Me: no! When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: mo yeh for you to tap (Nothing for you to tap)
Me: awww :(
HEr: hahahhaha i am a boy...deep down =D
Me: it's k. I'd still tap that. So when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: yuck! your gay?
Me: just for you
Her: hahahahah


I failed.
_____________________________________

So this girl has been wanting it from me before...so I decided to try on her.

Her:
[name]
lol
so how was ur daaayy 8-)
Me:
very hot.
don't change the topic!
when you gonna let me tap that?
*
Her:
*lol
*im still holding onto the rain cheque :)
Me:
*what's rain cheque
Her:
*lol get it next time
Me:
*what does that mean!
Her:
*haha iuno i dun want it..
*at least not right now
Me:
*then...
*when?

*She goes offline*

FML!

___________________________


Me: Hey! you gonna let me tap that?
....no reply for almost 45 mins

Her: hey sorry i was playing dota... whats up?

Me: HAha, it's ok. You're a dota addict anyway, so when you gonna let me tap that?

...long ass silence again.

I give up.
Oh shit dota ftw.

hotjoint 07-31-2009 08:04 AM
haha this thread is awesome

Vancouver240sx 07-31-2009 08:53 AM
this thread makes me wish I was single to see what chicks would be down

rich

danny_d19 07-31-2009 09:40 AM
original thread: http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3150636

Soundy 07-31-2009 09:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vancouver240sx (Post 6529392)
this thread makes me wish I was single to see what chicks would be down
Hey, nobody says you have to follow through! I mean, look at k2_alpha... :haha:

Soundy 07-31-2009 09:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by danny_d19 (Post 6529440)
Ahahaha, some good stuff there...

Quote:
Me: ...So when can I tap that?
Her: How about text me next time when i'm not with my boyfriend ****er...
Me: Tonight?
Her: We will see.
Alabama version:
Quote:
Me: Hey Babes, Can you let me ask you something?
Her: Sure..?
Me: When you gonna let me get a knock at that *****?
Her: Shane... Your my first blood cousin... Our parents are siblings.
Me: Oh, you didn't answer the question

no response.. lol

fsy82 07-31-2009 09:52 AM
Me: Hey
Her: yes
Me: Can I Tap That?
Her: Yes

lol...that was easy

Soundy 07-31-2009 09:57 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fsy82 (Post 6529460)
Me: Hey
Her: yes
Me: Can I Tap That?
Her: Yes

lol...that was easy
What's that number again?

fsy82 07-31-2009 10:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Soundy (Post 6529462)
What's that number again?
you will never know...haha

Soundy 07-31-2009 10:30 AM
http://blog.tmcnet.com/blog/tom-keat...asy-button.jpg

Nightwalker 07-31-2009 10:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Girl (Post 6529011)
I tried to pay you and you still rejected me!! WTH. Guess ya'll don't like butch women.
I'd give you the RS discount


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