yeee ENDLESS! ENDLESSS!! ENDLESS!!!
updates man

different girl

me: oh hai! what doing?
her: going to the shady
me: can I tap that?
her: uhhhhhh wth
me: u know what I mean
her: uhhhhh no thx
me: u can drive my car!
her: stop txting me ur an ass
me:fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
her: I said stop, ur drunk already and i don't want to deal with you
me: can I tap that?


no answer yet, and she's quite the txter. I think I'm 0/2 tonight. time to go to the shady!

me: Sup
her: heyyy
me: what you up to?
her: nm u?
me: bored...
her: find something to do!
me: so when you going to let me tap that?
her: ......huh?
me: can i tap that?
her: talk to me later...


haha wow never thought i'd get a response like that ahha

LOL :lol

^ :bowrofl:

LOL this thread is gold!

her: harro
me: can i tap that
her: tap?
me: can i tap that
her: what's that mean o.O
me: you dont know what tap that means? google it
her: just tell me geez
me: cant
her: wutevers
me: r u googling it?
her: nop, too lazy
me: omg, it's slang for "to bang"
her: like tap that ass?
me: yes
her: well you said it outta no where, the context didnt make sense
me: ... ok so i ask you again, can i tap that?
her: tap the harro??......... go ahead.
me: ...............................


U___________U"

wtf

It's peter chao

Me: so when can i tap dat?
Her: thought it wasn't good...
Me: ya well sometimes desperate times call for desperate measures ;)
Her: wow
Me: I'm just joking babes...you know that...but seriously...when do i get to tap dat?
Her: You should really admit i wasn't the bad one...then maybe
Me: i never said you were the bad one...i always took the blame
Her: sure sweet cheeks
Me: ok ok you were the best i ever had...like the song says...ok?
Her: now you're straight up lying
Me: holy shit your annoying...all i wanna do is tap dat...its a yes or no answer
Her: you know the answer
Me: ok...when you coming over?
Her: HA
Me: that's not a time
Her: you had your chance
Me: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Me- Hey Can I tap that?
GF- Not tonight lover, I'm out with the girls

Me- Come on, Can I tap that?
GF- I don't know when i'm going to be done

Me- Please, Can I tap that?
GF- [name] Seriously, it might be too late

Me- PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CAN I TAP THAT
GF- Okay geese, Maybe later..but just in case we do can you whatever first just in case...

Me- ...
GF- ...I guess you can't tap that.. haha love you [name]

On tuesday we had sex and no joke I cummed after 10seconds. I don't know what was going on... but the "whatever" she is referring to is me jacking off before, so i'll last longer...

FML

edit;one of my friends.

me- When are you going to let me tap that
girl- Excuse me?!

me- ...When are you going to let me tap that?
girl- Tap what exactly?

me- you know, tap that
girl- Haha wtf! R u Drunk?!

me- no, i just want to know when you would let me tap that
girl- Tap WHAT? or who?

me- you, i thought it was obvious?
girl- Hahaha is this a joke you fool?! Very funny...

me- no, i'm being serious. When?
girl- Whenever u want.

.. she wants me!!!

lol my friend's

first attempt:
me: so when you gonna let me tap that?
her: LOL ure terrible
me: I know, but I still need an answer

no reply afterwards...I guess I sexually harass her too much on a regular basis for her to take anything seriously from me

second attempt:
me: when are we gonna get together?
her: I finish my exams on the 9th
me: when are you gonna let me tap that?
her: tap what?
me: tap that.
her: ...what's that?
me: tap your ass.
her: omg no lol douchebag
me: can I have your sister's number?

no reply.

THEN I tried her sister:
me: alyson won't let me tap that.
her: tap what?
me: tap that. can I tap that with you?

after a while
me: I'll take your silence as a yes. I'll pick you up later tonight.
her: omg no lol

damn this is fun. too bad I'm running out of people to harass. I wonder what would happen if I tried my guy friends.

Girl No.1
hi, my name is william. says:
wuts up

Jessica. says:
hott

hi, my name is william. says:
lol
so hey, can i tap that?

Jessica. says:
huh

hi, my name is william. says:
yea, can i tap that?

Jessica. says:
wat does that mean

hi, my name is william. says:
ughh... tap that.. as in.. tap it? lol

Jessica. says:
i m sooo confused lol

hi, my name is william. says:
dont worry, just let me tap that, and ull understand later

Jessica. says:
...wtf explain

hi, my name is william. says:
tap your ass

Jessica. says:
lol

hi, my name is william. says:
can i take your "lol" response as a yes?

Jessica. says:
.... ur funni

hi, my name is william. says:
now your getting me confused..
can you confirm the answer? =D

Jessica. says:
ur question is confusing

hi, my name is william. says:
kk lemme try agen.
hey, so when are u gonna lemme tap that?

[10mins of waiting]
....

Jessica. says:
lol one day

hi, my name is william. says:
O_O!
lets make it tonight. ill pick you up!
lol

Jessica. says:
tmr night
hi, my name is william. says:
for real? swweeeeeet

Jessica. says:
llol

Girl No.2
hi, my name is william. said:
yo assface

* Tasha. studying. says:
yoo butt ugly

hi, my name is william. says:
can i tap that?

* Tasha. studying. says:
tap what?
lol

hi, my name is william. says:
that.

* Tasha. studying. says:
that as in what?

hi, my name is william. says:
tap that. as in that.

* Tasha. studying. says:
im confused
im slow so stop confusing me lol

hi, my name is william. says:
tap your ass
=D

* Tasha. studying. says:
nopeee
lol

hi, my name is william. says:
aww, common!

* Tasha. studying. says:
nopee
lol

hi, my name is william. says:
not even once?

* Tasha. studying. says:
never
lol

hi, my name is william. says:
fml

:bowdown:

hi, my name is william. says:
hey

ann says:
helllooo


hi, my name is william. says:
Whhhaaatchaaaa doing?

ann says:
nothingg sitting here
i hate this weather ><

hi, my name is william. says:
haha same.. its so hot. it got me thinking..
can i tap that?

ann says:
are you okay ?

hi, my name is william. says:
lol yeah, why?

ann says:
youre hilarious
is this even willy ?

hi, my name is william. says:
yeah... -__-;;
so, can i tap that?

ann says:
ughhh no ?
i tihnk the heat got to your head =|

hi, my name is william. says:
awww, once? pelase please please please please!
[silence..]

hi, my name is william. says:
can i take your silence as a yes? =D

ann says:
hahha
no

hi, my name is william. says:
damn, fml

DO IT.

my guy friends would give me better than the female friends i've msgd so far.

can I tap that?

okay okay. back from the bar. I'm going to re-create my 2nd attepmt and see how it gors. bearwith me here guys

me: hay baby, what the hell are u doijng
her: I told u earlier to stop txting me, you've been drinking!
me: I miss u so much baby, can I tap that shit form behind like I used ot\//
her: seriously stop, you have a problem, leave me alone
me: revscnee toldme to ask u to hit it from something I forget
her: we broke up cuz u loved cars more than me, stop talking about revscene.
me: show us your tits!!!!!!!!

still waiting for her reply :( it's been a while :(

I kinda wish I was making this up.

LOL A couple of guys off RS text me asking me that...I was so confused. They even offered to talk about my feelings and cuddle!

---my turn----

#1: That ass?

#2: Not tonight. Too hot.

#3: A week from tuesday???
Only when there's lots of friends around? Sharing a keg is a happy occasion!
Me: No no i want it now [insert name]. Like right now.
Him: Patience grasshopper...
Hmm, beer WOULD be pretty nice right now
Me: Fine i'll bring u an ice cold beer if i can tap that
Him: I don't have a bong, actually yah I do.
Me: No that's not what I want
Him: A keg?


#4:
tap what?
Me: uh...are u kidding me?
him: me?
him: !!! dude! talk to me!
me: YES
him: really?
wtf
u had al this time
what got into you?
DUDE
focus on the matter at hand!!

can I tap that as well?

poor girl, still has to pay for sex.