When girls know they're already cute but tries to push it further with those fake cute voices.

STFU

the newly renovated washrooms at work

first off, i fucking hate...like FUCKING HATE automated washrooms
The goddamned sensored faucets glitches most of the time, the automatic soap dispenser gives you like a fucking droplet of soap every time. I've never used an automated washroom I liked. They're all fucking stupid.

But the fucking toilet...this piece of shit takes the cake. Fucking thing flushed on me 5 times while i was wiping. Like any sort of small movement will set that fucking thing off.
I need to bring a fucking post-it note to cover the stupid sensor next time i take a dump lest i want my ass misted twenty fucking times as I wipe.

And then the paper towel dispenser is removed in favor of a fucking hand dryer. Hand dryers are fucking disgusting and blow shit air in your hands. What kind of fucking respectable washroom DOESN'T have paper towels and forces you to fucking use a dirty ass hand dryer?

fuck this washroom "upgrade"

+1 with the hand dryer

Good thing there's a janitor washroom that no one uses but people I work with and myself.

So glad lordco is too cheap for that shit :lol

People who give buzzer numbers only that don't correspond to their apartment and floor number.

Drivers who don't move up on the left turn lane to get the signal.

FUCK YOU! :fuuuuu:

Buzzer numbers shouldn't be the same as apartment/floor.. if you had an enemy and they saw your name listed on the directory showing where to go once inside, they'd just have to wait for a careless visitor/tenant to let them in.

I think he meant that the person gives him only the buzzer number and then, once inside, he has no idea which floor to go to or which apartment it is.

He also said "that don't correspond" so I assumed otherwise.

People who still throw trash in the compost bin at work.

Bitch, are you visually impaired and/or illiterate?
There's a huge fucking sign on top of the lid that clearly states what you can and can't throw in the bin. No, your fucking Doritos bag isn't compostable and neither are your fucking Chips Ahoy containers. It's a green fucking bin for a reason.




People who clearly don't play sports wearing compression tights under shorts a la Steph Curry.

News flash, you're not Steph Curry. You probably don't even play sports. While it's ok to have that attire on the court, or in the gym...you look fucking stupid walking around dressed like that anywhere else.

Rude elders who feel all entitled and get up all in your face over something very small...

reading akinaris rants grinds my gears

When you check your phone to see what's going on during the game all night in class and go to turn the game on immediately afterwards only to see it's not televised in favour of Misplays of the Month, Highlights of the Night, and Blue Jays in 30 ... :rukidding:

people with no sense of humour

people not stopping to let an ambulance with its sirens on through. was at kingsway/nanaimo today and it was busy but traffic cleared out on kingsway to let the ambulance through...nanaimo had a green and the ambulance was stopped at the intersection and couldn't get past b/c there was probably like 10 cars going back and forth i assume b/c it had "the green" instead of letting the ambulance with it's sirens on through. the first couple of cars maybe since it was raining but the ambulance was waiting for like 10 seconds :rukidding:

When you're supposed to be somewhere at 6 and you're still waiting for your girl to finish getting ready at 6:30 ... :rukidding:

^leave without her :lol

I've done it before ... it doesn't end well ...

When you get sick at the start of every long weekend and get better the night before you go back to work :fuuuuu:

Terrible driving habits I've seen over the week:
People who don't turn on their lights at night. HOLY FUCK. Flick of the wrist and then everyone can see you. It has been increasing over the last couple weeks, this is why the ICBC rates go up because you forgot to turn on your lights.

Fobs driving their Range Rover SVR cutting in and out of traffic just to tailgate and hold on to both lane. Go on the track to race, not on the SE marine drive. It had one of the those club names on it.

Double left turn lane. Left lane is for you, right is for me. Almost got side swiped today at the intersection of SE Marine Drive and Boundary Road. How the fuck did these people get their licenses.

Overall: A lot of :facepalm::rukidding::fuuuuu::seriously: this week.

people who talk super loud

use your damn inside voice

#mainlanders

When you peel a banana and it won't peel, instead, it bends and makes the tip all mushy.

Also on the same topic, people who peel banana on the side with the black tip. Which end do you peel your banana from?

People who drives aggressively and cutting everyone off, then later, when you approach a red light, they're right there.

Like, where the fuck are you rushing to, when there's a fuck ton of car in front of you and you can't really go anywhere...?

laggers and flakers really grind my gears..

people