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09-28-2023, 03:08 PM
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Assbitt on the mound today..................... don't let Aaron Judge bite your ass.
Don't pitch to him, in that throw balls that are out of the strike zone. Not outside, though. That magnetic force of a man is close to 7 feet tall. His reach is unfuckingbelievable. He has power. He's almost not human. Pitch inside.
Anyway, not a pitching coach, but you don't offer a batter like him anything close to the plate. Intentional walk. With the games so tight, don't chance it.
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09-28-2023, 03:13 PM
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#227 | | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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Is there a height requirement for being a Yankee? Interesting fact, the organization does not allow players to have a beard (facial hair). Won't see Brandon Marsh aka Chewbacca on that team.
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09-28-2023, 03:36 PM
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I always wondered if that rule affects the talent they can attract due to how popular facial hair is. They also don't allow long hair either seems like a stupid rule in this day and age.
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09-28-2023, 03:42 PM
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#229 | | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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Man Chapman sucks at the plate, dude is only good for his arm at 3rd base.
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09-28-2023, 04:43 PM
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#230 | | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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Chappy is happy now...................... so are the fans.
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09-28-2023, 04:44 PM
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#231 | | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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Vladdy screws up. He's snake bit.
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09-28-2023, 05:01 PM
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#232 | | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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Home Plate Lady is not around........... some good news.
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09-28-2023, 06:17 PM
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#233 | | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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What the hell is with that fucktard ump, Angel Hernandez?
He's been passed up for crew chief in the World Series for a reason. Nevermind racial fucking discrimination, he's terrible at his job. He's surrounded by players making a shitload more than him and he wants some kind of recognition. Well, he is indeed, very well known..................... for being the biggest retard in major league baseball.
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09-28-2023, 06:23 PM
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#234 | | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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Credit where credit is due. Assbitt did a good job today. Earned his pay.
Jays' magic number is now 2. If Mariners lose tonight, Jays only need to win ONE!!!
Still, we've seen the Jays screw up big time when the shit hits the fans...........
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09-29-2023, 03:25 PM
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#235 | | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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One more win............... with a Mariner's loss.
Tampa has nothing to play for. They're in the post season no matter what. Should be resting their players. Plus, they are pretty beat up. Injuries.
Announcer saying the Blue Jays fan base is very savvy.................. really? Is that why they booed the manager for pulling Bassitt in last night's game? Bassit was pulled so everybody could acknowledge his 200th IP. A classy move by Schneider. LOL at him checking to make sure he got the 200th inning played.
Anyway, Go, Jays, GO!!!!!
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09-29-2023, 04:21 PM
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Wtf is going on with Tampa Bay's outfield lol
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09-29-2023, 04:46 PM
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#237 | | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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Margot is injured. Elbow, IIRC. Trying to overcompensate, 'cause Jays are pushing it. They know Margot can't throw worth shit. Aggressive base running. Even Kirk is pushing it.
Anyway, I want in on the 50/50 draw. 4 Million!!
Biggest in all of Major League Baseball. Cot Dam!
Butt, you have to be from Ontario.
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09-29-2023, 04:53 PM
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#238 | | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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8-2 Kikuchi stilll in. Hmmmmmmmmm............. still safe lead, I guess.
Update........ he's out, thank god. Chad Green in. Inherited two on with no out. Chad Green's like, "Thanks, bud."
8-4 now. It's Fullshit time!
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09-29-2023, 05:59 PM
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If Seattle loses tonight, Jays are in. I can't watch the game, 'cause every time I do, the Mariners win.
One more win, Jays, and you are in no matter what the other teams do. In charge of your own destiny you are.
So, are the Jays getting hot at the right time?
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09-29-2023, 06:05 PM
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Hopefully Seattle loses tonight and we can start resting our pitchers accordingly for the playoffs
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09-29-2023, 07:50 PM
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#241 | | WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB
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Seattle leading Texas 8-0 right now
Houston leading 2-0 against D-Backs
My ideal scenario is to have both Mariners and Jays in the playoffs, with Astros or Rangers missing the last spot. It looks like Seattle's only hope would be to tie or beat Houston since they have that tie breaker in their favor so realistically I think they'll be the team to miss the post season.
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09-30-2023, 01:25 PM
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Just got home to watch the bottom of the 8th. Been listening the whole time on Sirius XM. Jays were leading 4-2, butt................... I won't say it...........
Flabby hits into a double play - seen that a few time. No need to decide on a pinch runner.
Chappy, make us happy.
4-4 tie into the 9th.
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09-30-2023, 01:36 PM
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Brilliant move by the Jays' coaching staff. Switch Romano, who has been struggling (broken fingernail - so gay), with Jordan Hicks. Romano faces bottom of the lineup, leaving the top for Hicks. Hicks strikes out the most dangerous player on the Rays' lineup.
Belt pinch hitting. Can he do it again?
It's the Var Show!!!!!
Springer Dinger?
Not quite. A double with two out. Biggio......... okay, that might work out.
Damn, extra innings. Seen this a few times. C'mon, Jays!!!!
Let's go Blue Jays!!!!!!!!!
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09-30-2023, 01:46 PM
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Throw in Schneider after Guerrero, if he doesn't get going. Put that fast running newbie on second.
Fuark, Tampa's runner had brain fart.
Uh Oh! Giraffe!!
Aiya!...... bases loaded with Diaz pinch hitting and one out. WOW! Struck him out, with help from ump. Two down.
Damn you, Rays............... it's 6-4 for the rays.
Bullshit bullpen............ it's now 7-4. Makings of a crazy inning. 2 on, 2 out and Hicks is 3-1 on Arozarena.
There's always tomorrow. If it comes down to a 4 way tie, I think the Jays are out. All those losses that could have been avoided might come back to haunt them. Nobody else to blame.
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09-30-2023, 02:03 PM
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7-5 now with Bichette's double. Kirk?
Kirk pops it up. 2 down. KK, last chance.
No Clinch for you.................
If Seattle loses tonight, Jays are in. Fudgemynuts............. always counting on others to get in.
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09-30-2023, 02:18 PM
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Damn. No Kim Chi for Ryu. It all started with him only going three innings. That means bullpen has to come into play. All pitchers used today. Hicks two innings? Again, not much choice.
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09-30-2023, 04:31 PM
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watching the Mariners lose right now. that helps, right?
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09-30-2023, 05:03 PM
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Mariners lose and were in the post season so it's looking good
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09-30-2023, 05:51 PM
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Going to have to rely on other teams to get the Jays in ... couldn't take care of their own business.
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09-30-2023, 06:28 PM
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I just got home. Actually watching the game. Texas ahead 6-1 bottom of the 9th. Damn right I'm watching it. How can Rangers lose with that lead?
Jays are IN!!!!!!!!!
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