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Old 08-29-2023, 06:15 PM   #176
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Hilarious. Watching the other game highlights and announcers are reporting on Jose Siri's play.......... my HomePod Mini starts up.......... "Sorry, that song is not in your play list." JBOL
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Old 09-01-2023, 09:34 AM   #177
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Thank god, no Fucked Up Fridays in September. Blue Jays fans are in the clear!

Makes total sense, since I activated the free 3 month trial from PC Optimum. Nothing on Apple TV interests me. Not even that series where the old guy goes around yelling, We’re Pirates!” Such a retarded show. Mind you, I’ve yet to watch it, gulolol.

They wouldn’t dare broadcast post season games now, would they? Not that the Jays will make it in this year.
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Old 09-01-2023, 05:07 PM   #178
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Good thing Vladdy was on the ball. Slid into first base to get the out. Hyun Jin Ryu is no speedy gonzales. I think if Hyun Jin and Kirk had a race, it'd be pretty close.


When is 8 runs not enough to win a game?

Not enough when the Bullshit Bullpen of Toronto is at the game. Jays lack hitting? They lack consistent, reliable pitching. 13-9 for Jays. Bottom of the 9th. Had to bring in Romano for the last out.
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Old 09-01-2023, 07:48 PM   #179
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Only the Jays have an 8 run lead in the 9th and end up having to bring in their closer lol
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Old 09-02-2023, 04:15 PM   #180
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With Danny Jansen out with a bad finger, Heiniman called up. Clement and Schneider, the noobs, are in the game.

Springer with a lead off double. Schneider on first base with a walk. 1 and 2 with no out. Vladdy is up, so not looking good. He'll hit into a double play, gulolol.




LOL, called it! Double play............2 out with Springer at 3rd. Merrifield up
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Seems like when we hit our pitchers suck and when we don't hit we hold the other team to like one run
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Old 09-02-2023, 05:19 PM   #182
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Bases loaded with one out.................... Vladdy up to the plate........... and............. and.................


Don't need to be no Carnac to guess what happens (double negative on purpose).
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Old 09-03-2023, 01:25 PM   #183
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Pitchers suck balls (pun intended). Gausman............ people say, "He's awesome - he has 200+ strike outs). Doesn't matter if he strikes out 1001 batters, the ones that hit on him cause huge damage. Not to mention the walks he gives up Just short of unravelling..............

Urgency, lol.

Horowitz who wasn't supposed to play today, some into the game and hits his first Major League home run. Oh, and vladdy hits one, too.


Lol, Vladdy trying out the Hong Kong woman move............... he's lucky he made it into second.

Schneider double to give the Jays a 4-3 lead. Now we need the bullshit pen to do a little better.


Go, Jays, GO!!!!!

We need at least 11 runs with this bullshit pen..............



5-3 now, as Horowitz hits a single for his second ribby
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Vladdy ain't Barry Bonds run out your hits dummy.
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5-5 thanks to Trevor Richards. How many times have the Jays lost because of shitty pitching by the bullshit pen.

So frustrating............... Colorado is like at the bottom of the league.
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Vladdy ain't Barry Bonds run out your hits dummy.
Yeah, saw that. Always admiring his hits.
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Top of the 9th and Jays just getting a run. I can't remember how this works. Can they call the game and Jays win, since they are past the 5th inning? I should know this, but it doesn't happen that often.



Damn, who needs Vladdy? These new players are getting it done! 7-5 for Jays with two out. Officials talking with the grounds crew. Raining pretty hard with lightning. I guess they'll finish the game. Romano? The only bullshit you can, sort of, count on.



Always good to see the Romano / catcher hand shake (or whatever you call it). Jays win!
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Old 09-04-2023, 03:06 PM   #188
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Ahead 3-0 at one point. Then, all tied up. Top of 10th, Jays ahead 6-3. Now it's 6-5............ for the love of Rickey Henderson, what's up with the Jays' pitchers?


Other teams in the wild card race are not doing well.......... the Jays can gain ground. Fuck, fuck, fuck.......................fullshit!



WIN!!!!! Double play to end it.


Assbitt on the mound tomorrow................. yikes.
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Struggling to put away Oakland at this point in the season... Hopefully these injured guys come back ready to play.
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Oakland has been playing well as of late.
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LOL at the A's fans................ SELL THE TEAM, SELL THE TEAM
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Hyun Jin............... not enough kim chi in his stuff today. Richards on the mound............... Jays down by one run bottom of the 6th. Runners on first and second with no out. Of all the pitchers on this team, I have the least confidence in Richards. Heaven help us........


thanks to Richards, the Jays are now behind 5-1 with no out.


Bullshit!!
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Including today, Richards has now had 2 bad outings in a row, which is unfortunate.

But before that, he was lights out this year. One of our top relievers.
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Wow KCs pitcher was lights out and then suddenly he slips on the mound mid pitch and developed the yips allowing 2 runs to come in after a few wild pitches in a row, one of the weirdest things I've seen happen watching a game.
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Fucking cocky little shit, Assbitt. That was just retarded. Either he had a major brain fart or he really thought he could actually outrun the Texas Ranger at third.

That was a total give me run................. gifted. Wrapped with a bow and a card.............



Good thing Texas has worse pitching than the Jays.




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Assbitt having to rely on the rest of the team to bail him out, but shitty pitching will lose you games no matter what. Good news is, he's gone. Now it's up to the bullshit to keep the bleeding to a minimum. Down 5-2. That bats will have to overcome the shitty pitching.

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10-3 top of 7th. It's lights out. Thanks to the wAnderful pitching.
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Chinese take out, got snacks ready. Don't give a rat's ass if the Jays win or lose............ gonna enjoy a baseball game. Hopefully, the Jays win, but not necessary. Great defensive plays by our boys so far. Go, Blue Jays, GO!!!!

Buck and Hazel, can't lose.



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What can be worse than a 10-0 loss? A sweep by Texas. Jays were getting a lot of boos yesterday. Gausman struggling today. Bases loaded with two outs and KK catches a flyball with an athletic play. It could have been worse. So far, 4-2 for Texas bottom of 4th.

Still plenty of time left for Texas to get another 8 runs.
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Been trying to stay positive but these guys make it hard. I got up and left the room after Bo chased two pitches out of the zone to strike out after the guy walked 3 batters to load the bases.
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