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the wife got me this for xmas and i only opened it this past week. very neat! ive never had a chia pet before

https://i.postimg.cc/V6g4ZZdn/IMG-8849.jpg

https://i.postimg.cc/854wXXjd/IMG-8855.jpg

https://i.postimg.cc/C17JrrzN/IMG-8936.jpg

how long did the chia take to chia? (how long did the seeds take to grow?)

I don’t know. I opened it Jan 29 (last Thursday) so it’s been not even a week and it’s starting to sprout.

cooooooool baby

I'm guessing because it's a buyers market for jobs, but so many recruiters who send a message to reach out, then never actually respond to you if you responded. So unprofessional. For a agency recruiter it can kind of being excused some time, but still a short message of "Sorry this role has been filled" would be nice.

The really inexcusable ones are the corporate recruiters who don't respond. SMH

Hahaha I got two of these for white elephant this past Xmas, it was quite popular.

What ? What does Xmas have to do with white elephants?

Ignore him. it's a Gen Z thing. Us geezers won't get it. :troll:

Is it? They played it in The Office it's not a recent thing lol. And also I'm pretty sure I'm as old as you guys.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_..._gift_exchange

White elephant = nude pics of Hobz after a long winter

I should shave my head and go sit naked around those Chinese temples this time of year. I’m sure those old ladies will give me a lot of money.

Aren't you like 23? :badpokerface:

You had me at naked. :whistle:

#NoHomo

I was going to buy one too but I heard the sprouts die off pretty quickly rendering the product useless after about a month lol

You made me lol at work you bastard

You can buy your own cha seeds and re apply after the first batch dies. The packet says it’s good for 3-4 grows.

ya they are literally just normal chia seeds.
i tried to chia many things before including mugs and even a stapler.
doesnt work well on smooth surfaces, also the terra cotta material the chia pet grows from is porous i learned, so it doesn't dry out the seeds as quickly. if you try to chia anything else you have to be misting it like 3x a day at least.

/nobodyasked

Chia pet update (no one cares)

- the drip tray almost overflowed. Would have made a huge mess...
- the top seeds are not sprouting much due to a lack of water. will need to mist them
- need to mist them 3x a day... who the hell has time for that!?!?

I didn't know you're supposed to empty this drip tray daily and refill the water to the top.

This is quite a bit of work for a fucking bush.

1/10 not recommended.

https://i.postimg.cc/Px9R2n1H/IMG-8998.jpg

I just turned 40 lol, we met at save on unless your old brain is mis remembering me for somebody else

I recall we met, but I'm pretty sure you were like 20 or something.

that's too bad, guess it's better to go faux bush with fake lego

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/10050...origin_prod%3A

Sounds like someone without kids/patience.

The effort/end result should be worth it.. which is not always the case when it comes to kids lol

quoting just for the sake of quoting :badpokerface:

in before next page

how lazy are you LOL...

i think you know the answer to that :pokerface: