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Old 01-03-2011, 02:32 AM   #226
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heard this from an ex-coworker when I was working at Orange Julius at the time:

Coworker: "Hi!, sorry we only have Orange and Strawberry Julius left"
Customer: "Oh ok, so whats the difference between an Orange and a Strawberry Julius?"
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Old 01-04-2011, 01:03 AM   #227
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i wake up go to the kitchen my mom sees me and asks you awake already? i say no im sleep walking
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Old 01-04-2011, 02:48 AM   #228
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"hey are you (enter wrong ethnictisity here)?"

No moron, I'm yellow
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Old 01-05-2011, 06:46 AM   #229
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Old 01-07-2011, 02:32 AM   #230
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^^Wow thats a very touch choice LOL

My friend asked me "Would you rather get fucked by an asian buy or give a black guy a bj?"
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Old 01-18-2011, 01:51 PM   #231
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" having dim sum?" asked by a friend whom just been sat down to the table right next to me in a Chinese restaurant ....

"mmmm..." me looking blank with a half-biten shrimp dumpling still held between the chopsticks ...
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Old 01-18-2011, 02:36 PM   #232
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From a stupid American:

Do you guys really have a roasted turkey on the back of your nickels?


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Old 01-18-2011, 02:45 PM   #233
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Old 01-18-2011, 10:37 PM   #234
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Would you like fries with that?
jk.

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Old 01-18-2011, 11:10 PM   #235
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Do you guys really have a roasted turkey on the back of your nickels?


should've whipped out a guitar and sang this
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Old 01-18-2011, 11:18 PM   #236
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Do you guys really have a roasted turkey on the back of your nickels?


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Old 01-18-2011, 11:57 PM   #237
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hey, so are you arab?

as im sitting and eating pancakes w/ bacon and ham at dennys at 3 AM in edmonton.....
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Old 01-19-2011, 12:05 AM   #238
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should've whipped out a guitar and sang this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnZlAOSEmYQ
Reminded me of elementary school


Oh, the nostalgia.
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Old 01-19-2011, 01:12 AM   #239
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if I have to choose one of the two, I'd go with shit bricks.

At least I can get surgery on my anus, but not really the other way around.
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Old 01-19-2011, 01:30 AM   #240
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Old 01-24-2011, 01:18 AM   #241
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I was at apple and overheard...

Customer: Do you guys sell blackberry bold here?
Employee: No, sorry sir, we only carry iPhones in our store.
Customer: *Pauses*
Customer: So can i get Blackberry here?
Employee: Sorry sir, we only carry apple branded products (etc..)
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Old 01-24-2011, 06:17 AM   #242
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Was training a person in my auto class. took apart and then rebuilt a 4 cylinder motor. They installed 3 of the pistons properly, the 4th one they put in upside down so the connecting rod was hanging out the top of the motor. They asked me what they did wrong...

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Old 01-26-2011, 03:19 PM   #243
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"Is the revolving restaurant the one that spins around?"

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Old 01-26-2011, 04:15 PM   #244
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Old 01-28-2011, 03:15 PM   #245
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Old 02-07-2011, 01:16 AM   #246
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Friend is testing out a manumatic car for the first time, pops it into manual and asks: "if I slow down, does it automatically downshift?"
Tries it and voila, of course.

Friend then asks: "if I speed up, does it automatically upshift?"

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Old 02-07-2011, 01:57 AM   #247
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Hey are there really smart people on revscene?
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Old 02-07-2011, 03:45 AM   #248
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ME: Oh a new product, im gonna try it. *buys it*
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Old 02-07-2011, 12:49 PM   #249
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Was training a person in my auto class. took apart and then rebuilt a 4 cylinder motor. They installed 3 of the pistons properly, the 4th one they put in upside down so the connecting rod was hanging out the top of the motor. They asked me what they did wrong...
The 4th one is for reverse.
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Old 02-07-2011, 01:19 PM   #250
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The most annoying one to me: "Is that so?"
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