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Old 12-04-2005, 01:00 AM   #26
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From an American in California: "Is British Columbia in England?"


Customer at Canadian Tire: "Excuse me, how big is that Rubbermaid container on the top shelf?"

Me: "Well Ma'am, its about as big as it actually appears"
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Old 12-04-2005, 01:17 AM   #27
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When i was travelling i met 2 girls from the OC in cali, and when they found out i was in vancouver, one asked me, do you canadians live in houses ?
hahaha! friking hilarious!!! no, we live in purple barbie doll houses.. lol
i'm pretty sure every single country on the face of the earth has got houses...

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From an American in California: "Is British Columbia in England?"


Customer at Canadian Tire: "Excuse me, how big is that Rubbermaid container on the top shelf?"

Me: "Well Ma'am, its about as big as it actually appears"
hahahaha!!! i think she meant the measurements lol, but newayz.. it wasn't really the question that was funny, more like the way u answered it hahaha! ROFLMFAO!! XDXD :P
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Old 12-04-2005, 01:33 AM   #28
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at work, it just happened to me today so thats why i remember it

man: this refrigerated smoked salmon expires a week from now, i want something that will last longer, no one will buy this, can you find newer ones?

me: actually ppl will buy this and we have no new ones, you can buy frozen or room temperature smoke salmon if you need something to last longer

man: i dont think so, but where are the other smoked salmons?

me: the middle freezer and the other is aisle 113

man: where's the frozen one and where's the room temperature one?

me: the middle FREEZER, aisle 113, the middle FREEZER, aisle 113
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Old 12-04-2005, 02:16 AM   #29
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[sarcasm] No.... they feel like bunny rabbit slippers and a down comforter on a cold day. [/sarcasm]

Uhhh, i'm sticking needles repeatedly into your skin and making you bleed....my bet is your probaly gonna feel it a little!
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Old 12-04-2005, 04:23 AM   #30
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when I was at work:

Me: eating my lunch and this co worker ask are u having lunch?

Me: slacking and surfing RS. Co-workers comes and ask "Are u slacking off"

Duh.
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Old 12-04-2005, 10:38 AM   #31
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why is your door pink?

me- that was the color of the paint
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Old 12-04-2005, 07:41 PM   #32
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me- that was the color of the paint
hahah i like that one

when ppl ask me at work: "where are the pickles"
i answer: "down the pickle aisle"

you'd be surprised how many ppl it works on
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Old 12-04-2005, 10:29 PM   #33
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Customer: Is this the digital camera department?

Me: <looks around surrounded by cameras and a huge sign above that says "Digital Cameras">
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Old 12-05-2005, 12:52 PM   #34
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"Which state do you live in?"

Me: British Columbia, I moved back to Canada, we have provinces here.

"I don't know that state. What state are you in?"

Me: I live in British Columbia, Canada. I don't live in Seattle anymore.

This went on for a few minutes till she finally agreed to put British Columbia as a state. Then we argued on the postal code.
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Old 12-05-2005, 01:10 PM   #35
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Old 12-05-2005, 01:32 PM   #36
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i had an american friend come over for 1 year but he was canadian born and he told me when he first went to the us the kids would ask him do u speak canadian and i think thats the most stupid thing ive ever heard
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Old 12-05-2005, 01:53 PM   #37
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Old 12-05-2005, 03:51 PM   #38
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i had an american friend come over for 1 year but he was canadian born and he told me when he first went to the us the kids would ask him do u speak canadian and i think thats the most stupid thing ive ever heard


I love that one ..... the answer is obviously do you speak american..... the only problem with that is that they will answer yes..... OMG its ENGLISH PEOPLE>>>>>>.
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Old 12-05-2005, 03:55 PM   #39
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My best one...

A customer walks into my store where we have entrance and exit doors (located about 2 feet apart... I don't know why they did that, but they're clearly labelled). They shop aruond for a bit, they look confused, and finally approach me.

"How do I get out of this store?"

Um. How did you get IN this store?

And the most frequently asked stupid question: Can I return this pair of underwear? It didn't fit.

*facepalm*
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Old 12-05-2005, 08:05 PM   #40
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my friend "what are you guys laughing about" (we were actually laughing at her)
us: "the cup" (sarcasm)
my friend: "whats so funny about the cup"

i mean seriously do girls act stupid for attention or are they just fucking STUPID??
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Old 12-06-2005, 03:06 AM   #41
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i work in retail and some chick asked me "Do you guys accept canadian money?"

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Old 12-06-2005, 06:28 AM   #42
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I get a million people asking me if I speak Chinese when I'm at work. There was this one lady that I just flat out starred at for like a minute before she just...left.

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Old 12-06-2005, 11:07 AM   #43
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ohh this happened to a friend, he was in the states and a woman asked where he was from, he answered Canada, and she said, i always wanted to go to Canada.

He asked, why don't you just go ?

And she answered, well i wouldn't know how to get around, i don't speak Canadian.

wtf.
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Old 12-06-2005, 11:56 AM   #44
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My friend recently moved to the US and:

Person: Where are you from?

Friend: Canada

Person: Oooh do you know Sue?

Friend: ...
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Old 12-06-2005, 12:30 PM   #45
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ohh this happened to a friend, he was in the states and a woman asked where he was from, he answered Canada, and she said, i always wanted to go to Canada.

He asked, why don't you just go ?

And she answered, well i wouldn't know how to get around, i don't speak Canadian.

wtf.
yah there's so many stupid questions you get when goin down to the states. this guy asked me if there igloo's in vancouver.

i wasn't sure if he was jokin but he sure looked like he was asking a serious question.
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Old 12-06-2005, 12:33 PM   #46
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this one girl i worked with told me she got asked if she knew a guy named john when she went down to texas. funny thing was that she actually knew the guy named john the guy was talkin about.
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Old 12-06-2005, 01:20 PM   #47
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Upon finding out I was born in Singapore..

"Do you speak Singaporean?"

No I speak english you idiot
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Old 12-06-2005, 01:21 PM   #48
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this one girl i worked with told me she got asked if she knew a guy named john when she went down to texas. funny thing was that she actually knew the guy named john the guy was talkin about.
Hey ! I know john too ! Big hockey player Mountie guy who wears a toque right ? Jeez..smal world.

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Old 12-07-2005, 07:11 PM   #49
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I worked in a tourist shop one summer and alot of americans came in. The best question i was ever asked, and this guy was serious, Where can i buy some totem poll seeds? I couldn't answer i was so dumb-founded by his stupidity.
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