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Old 06-10-2008, 02:36 PM   #126
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^^ Agreed.

I used to get specific, going into engine size and model information but now I just say "Cruiser"

I look like a cruiser guy

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Old 06-10-2008, 02:51 PM   #127
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I look like a cruiser guy
you do do!

i guess because of ur previous sig, i always thought u looked like those guys in training day, but on a lime green pimped out bicycle with gold rims and white tires....

im not gonna say ur fatter than i thought cause u'll hurt me, so i'll just say i thought u were skinnier

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Old 06-10-2008, 02:55 PM   #128
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because Chopstick is full of stupid, 4 years ago, i pulled up to burger king, and asked to get a teen burger. i realized after the 3rd time i said it, i was in the wrong fucking place

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Old 06-10-2008, 03:06 PM   #129
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you do do!
im not gonna say ur fatter than i thought cause u'll hurt me, so i'll just say i thought u were skinnier

Hahah. Thats because on most pics posted of me on this site I -was- skinnier.

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Customer: Where are you from?
Me: I'm up here in Canada
Customer: Canada... y'all are communists, right?
Me:....what?
Customer: You know.. with that commie health care
Me: .....is that a serious question?
Customer: What?
Me: Is this a prank call?


I fixed the customer's issue and then got written up for that piece of dialog (performance assessment). Apparently asking someone too stupid to know about their neighboring country
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Old 06-10-2008, 03:17 PM   #130
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It always puzzled me when people ask me: "What do you ride?". I really don't know what to say to that. It's not often you have one of these people knowing anything about motorcycles. My answer to that have progressively simplified. It went from zzr-250, to ninja 250, to kawasaki 250, to sport 250. I'm tempted to just answer with sport now (seems like thats usually all they want to know).
I ride a red sport bike. That's all most people need to know. If they know bikes, they'll guess what bike and it'll go from there.
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Old 06-10-2008, 08:41 PM   #131
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Love this thread!

Went to Europe few years ago..trying to haggle with a street vendor for some souvenirs in Florence:

Me: *points to hat* How muchIe?

Vendor: 10 euros

Vendor: But I geev you a goot deal ...TOO FOR 20 EUROS!

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Old 06-10-2008, 09:22 PM   #132
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from an kia dealership locally, my friend was getting a used g35

my friend: sir, the tires are the other way around, these ones(pointing to the front tires) should be on the rear
salesperson: no no no no no, the wider tires should be in the front because the engine is in the front and its a fwd, more traction you knowww
my friend & me: @_@...........@_@
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Old 06-10-2008, 09:35 PM   #133
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Old 06-11-2008, 10:36 PM   #134
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Idiot:<insert any question here>
Me: <insert serious response, no sarcasm etc.>
Idiot:"really?"

Honestly, why ask "really", that IS such a stupid question.

I've stopped answering people when they ask "really?" or any other similar question that asks the same thing as their first question. I just ignore them and continue whatever I was doing.
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Old 06-11-2008, 10:46 PM   #135
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because Chopstick is full of stupid, 4 years ago, i pulled up to burger king, and asked to get a teen burger. i realized after the 3rd time i said it, i was in the wrong fucking place

(>___<)
Wow, I think I'm going to sig that.
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Old 06-11-2008, 10:46 PM   #136
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Old 06-11-2008, 11:11 PM   #137
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haha! u fucking guy
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Old 06-12-2008, 12:44 AM   #138
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I get people looking over my bike (now old bike), and then ask what size the motor is...
this usually happens when they're by the tail section which has "750" on it in silver numbers...

Another one is what kind of bike is that?
A Suzuki GSX-R 750
Sweet! What size is the motor?
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Old 06-12-2008, 01:51 AM   #139
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Old 06-12-2008, 10:24 AM   #140
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Old 06-12-2008, 11:20 AM   #141
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will gas companies go away? (o____o)?...
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Old 06-12-2008, 11:22 AM   #142
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Old 06-12-2008, 01:28 PM   #143
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Not a question I was asked but happen to my friend

friend - I just bought my bag from the LV store today
Jen - is it fake?
friend - ..... wdf?
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Old 06-13-2008, 02:05 PM   #144
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Idiot:"really?"

Honestly, why ask "really", that IS such a stupid question.

I've stopped answering people when they ask "really?" or any other similar question that asks the same thing as their first question. I just ignore them and continue whatever I was doing.
That's more of a show of disbelief then an actual question.
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Old 06-13-2008, 03:25 PM   #145
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Old 06-13-2008, 05:35 PM   #146
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Here's another time hortons related stupid question

I was in the drive thru at time hortons getting my lunch. The employee asked me through the intercom:

"Is it for here or to go?"
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Old 06-13-2008, 08:05 PM   #147
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Me: Can I get a bubble milk tea please.
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Me: Huh? Yes...
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Old 06-14-2008, 01:27 AM   #148
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LB! some of yours crack me up!!

HAHAHAH hilarious stuff! keep them coming!!

But I've had : Do you lend out money here?? (i work @ a FI)
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Old 06-14-2008, 02:17 AM   #149
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LB! some of yours crack me up!!

HAHAHAH hilarious stuff! keep them coming!!

I plan to compile a big pile of call centre calls into one long sound file and post it when I'm done work next month. Some of these are just so that they need to be heard to be believed.
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Old 06-14-2008, 02:37 AM   #150
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there was this one forum posting on a celica forum

guy A is trying to sell a part and lives in the states
guy B lives in Canada and wants to buy
guy C ... random guy asking questions

A: hey, so how much is shipping to Canada? I live in Alberta?
B: I live in Buffalo, I live pretty close to the to Canada, which province do you live in?
C: quotes guy B and ends with "?????wtf"
B: shut your trap, I know what I'm talking about. Province is what Canada calls 'city'."
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