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Old 08-14-2008, 10:22 AM   #201
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Might as well join the fun...

This was back in the days when i used to work for the sbux in YVR.
This occurred when i was working in one of the store inside the US departure section.
This fat ass american just ordered a drink and a few pecan bar and was about to pay for his item...

me: that will be $xx.xx please.
(fat ass handed me a $50 USD bill)
me:Sir, just to let you know i will have to give back your change in canadian as per store policy.
fatass: WTF? what do you mean? i am paying by american so i should get back american.
me: Unfortunately, i have to give you back canadian as per store policy.
fatass: This is horseshit, i am in america so it's my right to get back american for my change!
me: (paused for a second)... sir, canada is not part of US..
fatass: i know that! but i checked into the US terminal! that means this is technically america!
me: (paused for a second, again)... sir, you are still in canada, it just means you checked into a part of the airport that is designated for flight that are departing for the states. For example, entering the international departure terminal for a flight leaving for tokyo doesnt mean you have entered japan...
fatass: ...................of course that doesnt! but right now we are in america because we checked into USA already! besides, what use do i have for canadian money when i am heading back to alabama?! (go figure -_-)
me: for one, canadian right now is pretty much on par with your greenback right now, and if you really dont want canadian money, go to the currency exchange booth over there and get your US dollars back there.

fatass told his food and money, while still cussing, looked around and gave other people the look that i have just robbed him. Meanwhile, some of the people in line including a few airport securities just couldn't stop laughing.
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Old 08-14-2008, 11:15 AM   #202
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Old 08-14-2008, 11:48 AM   #203
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I work retail downtown and i get all the stupid americans from the cruise ships who thinks their money is the shit and the canadian dollar is inferior. our computers have set exchange rates that gets updated once in awhile but not daily (obviously since we are not a bank) They always scream at me cause our rate is "not the same as the bank" so I direct them to the nearest bank. They always make the biggest deal about why we can't give them back their change in american. my co-worker and i just look at them, roll our eyes and tell them really s-l-o-w-l-y "umm we are in CANADA"
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Old 08-14-2008, 01:34 PM   #204
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I love how the Canadian Dollar is 1.06 per 1 USD right now.
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Old 08-16-2008, 12:52 PM   #205
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I love how the Canadian Dollar is 1.06 per 1 USD right now.
I regret not exchanging more into American dollars now. Last time the exchange rate was 1 = 1.01.
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Old 08-22-2008, 08:01 PM   #206
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When I worked at EB games, this guy walked in and asked "Do you guys sell games?"

No joke!!

That must have been the stupidest question EVER to ask inside EB games!!
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Old 08-22-2008, 08:22 PM   #207
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Old 12-03-2010, 06:45 PM   #208
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tons.. most recent one was "whats that car brand with the "A" in the square?"

?? i got asked that question i didnt ask it hchang..
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Old 12-03-2010, 07:13 PM   #209
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Old 12-03-2010, 07:19 PM   #210
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Old 12-03-2010, 07:30 PM   #211
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Telephone Call
Lady: Hello, I'd like to speak to someone about having a floor installed.
Myself:What would you like to know?
Lady: The approximate cost, timeline the usual.
Myself: I'd suggest you come into the store to discuss that, there would be a large price range depending on the type of flooring you choose.
Lady: No, sorry that won't work; I'm making dinner right now and I need the floor finished before my guests arrive. I already cut the floor off with a saw so all thats left is the board thingys.
Myself: You did what?
Lady: I cut all the plywood with a saw and ripped the carpet up because it was ugly. I'd be willing to pay you if you could install a floor after your shift for me, it just needs to be done in the next 4 hours.
Myself: You have bigger problems than lacking a floor, I suggest you get some help. Have a nice evening, good luck with you dinner party.
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Old 12-03-2010, 07:32 PM   #212
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lol nice bump,

Probably when somebody calls me on my home phone and asks if I am home.

But I admit I do that shit too sometimes. lol I guess its habbit?
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Old 12-03-2010, 07:34 PM   #213
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stupid friend always asked me "would u rather fuck a fat ugly girl or a skinny girl that smells like shit" -.-
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Old 12-04-2010, 12:47 PM   #214
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i was looking at a porno at 7-11 & this dude walks up to me & says "so u reading a porno", in my mind i was like your fucking retarded

& i was on a public transit once & this lady ask me if i was reading a magazine when i was reading a copy of import tuner
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Old 12-04-2010, 12:59 PM   #215
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Old 12-04-2010, 10:40 PM   #216
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Old 12-09-2010, 09:54 PM   #218
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?? i got asked that question i didnt ask it hchang..
Where in my post did I say you asked the question?

My post only consisted of four words, which was to point out you bumped an old thread...



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an ex gf of mine asked me while i was falling asleep

gf: "Why do u have to sleep?"
me: "Cuz i'm tired?"
gf: "Why do u have to sleep?"
me: "...cuz i worked today and i'm tired"
gf: "So? Why do you have to sleep when you're body's tired?"
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Old 12-31-2010, 09:25 PM   #221
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back when oasis airline still existed...


me- about to fall asleep, was very hard to fall asleep at that time
flight attendant - (wakes me the fuck up, protocol would be to just skip me if i was sleeping) ``hi sir would u like chicken or beef?``
me - ``beef please``
flight attendent - (takes her literally 2 minutes to search for the beef) ``oh sorry we dont have beef left,``her partner comes up to her and tells her that they ran out of beef a while ago
me - ``THEN WHY THE FUCK DID U WAKE ME UP! do u want beef?... go bak to the kitchen and make me some....fuuuuuuuuuuuuu`` i didnt rly say it..

ps. boy did it feel good when i woke up after a good sleep...to find out on the news that oasis shut down...

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Old 12-31-2010, 10:45 PM   #222
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Wife replies "no, we are standing here for the fun of it."
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Old 01-01-2011, 01:58 PM   #224
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When I was working in Washington State, I had sent multiple emails and talked to this consultant over the phone. We had a meeting and the first thing he said to me was "You're asian?".
I had a hard time not laughing and just said to him "What gave me away? The black hair, skin colour or the fact my last name is Wong. Oh by the way, I'm Canadian to."
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Old 01-01-2011, 09:16 PM   #225
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I was in LA, in a IHOP and the server asks...
"so where you guys from?"
"we're from Canada"
"OH I've been to Niagra Falls too!"
"Oh that's the other side of the Country, we are from Vancouver"
"oh... Is that near Toronto? I've been there too"


QQWTF....

my friend just replied... "no, he just said it's on the other side of the country"
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