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06-14-2008, 04:56 PM
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#151 | | Diagonally parked in a parallel universe
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You guys be the judge if this is a stupid question or not.
My friend asked me this question, she lives in north vancouver and I live in surrey.
Friend: "How long does it take to drive from Surrey to Langley??"
I wasn't really sure how to answer that question so I responded with a question myself.
Me: "How long does it take you to drive from North Vancouver to West Vancouver?
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06-14-2008, 06:47 PM
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#152 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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ex gf: how come there's so many washington plates around?
me: because we're in washington
ex gf: i thought we were in seattle?!?
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06-14-2008, 07:21 PM
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#153 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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06-15-2008, 02:32 AM
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#154 | | NEWBIE ACCOUNT!
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i was at rogers, lining up by the counter area. n' then there was this caucasian guy behind me asking me RANDOM STUFF. so here goes,
him: taps on my shoulder* Hi!
me: hi...
him: where's rogers?
me:...right here?!
him: are you asian?
me:...uh yea.
him: ooo i see, i like your accent. were you born here?
me:...haha uhh, thank you. um yea.
him: yea well, you have this nice canadian accent. 
me...umm okay? thanks again.
RANDOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
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06-15-2008, 11:44 PM
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#155 | | I Will not Admit my Addiction to RS
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at starbucks...working..
customer: dose latte have caffine?
me: yeah it does unless u want a steam milk
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06-17-2008, 11:03 PM
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#156 | | Banned By Establishment
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Originally Posted by Veilside Ryder i get that too.. a phone call @ my work place. and asks are u open today lol.. no i just like to come to work and close shop and sit.. for 8 hrs..
or i get ppl comming in my eyeglass store asking. " do u do watch repair?" WTF does it look like i sell watches??
or when i was working in overdrive.
"do u sell those N's u pot on the back of the cars?" |
I believe in a lot of places in asia..watch repair people also fix glasses etc..and vice versa.....
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06-17-2008, 11:04 PM
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#157 | | Banned By Establishment
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Originally Posted by monkey_trouble at starbucks...working..
customer: dose latte have caffine?
me: yeah it does unless u want a steam milk | can't you make a latte with decaf??
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06-19-2008, 12:35 PM
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#158 | | My dinner reheated before my turbo spooled
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working at tsawwassen ferry terminal. (NOT on the ferry, but on the terminal)
while in the cafeteria,
lady: "how long is the ride to victoria"
me: "an hour and a half"
lady: "great, only 30 minutes before we get there"
me: "  "
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06-19-2008, 02:58 PM
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#159 | | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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When I was working in Seattle, a coworker asked me what the weather was like in Vancouver. He had just moved there recently.
Coworker: What's the weather like in Vancouver?
Me: It's just like Seattle, not much different.
Coworker: Oh, I thought there were igloo's there.
Me: (Looking at him funny) Uhmm no, no igloo's. They're much farther north then Vancouver.
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06-19-2008, 03:50 PM
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#160 | | Hyde's Understudy
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Originally Posted by 10W-30 Bubble tea place in Richmond:
Me: Can I get a bubble milk tea please.
Waitress: Do you want bubbles with that?
Me: Huh? Yes... | bubble tea doesnt come with pearls its always extra for it
menu will say bubble tea varieties, refering to the shaken bubbles on top. pearls are extra so u failed at attempt
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06-19-2008, 04:08 PM
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#161 | | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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Originally Posted by BlackZRoadster bubble tea doesnt come with pearls its always extra for it
menu will say bubble tea varieties, refering to the shaken bubbles on top. pearls are extra so u failed at attempt | u fail! he asked for a BUBBLE milk tea if he just said milk tea, then he deserves to get kicked in the nuts but he didn't!
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self - owning while trying to own someone is uber hurt!!
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"TUXTLA GUTIERREZ, Mexico - A donkey is doing time in southern Mexico for assault and battery"
"LAGOS - Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery" Quote:
Originally Posted by Chopstick so instead of teaching retarded monkeys not to cross the yellow line
give them a book and a bannana. the retarded monkey now becomes a smart banana |
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06-19-2008, 04:51 PM
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#162 | | NEWBIE ACCOUNT!
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are you worry?
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06-19-2008, 05:50 PM
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#163 | | Hyde's Understudy
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Originally Posted by Chopstick u fail! he asked for a BUBBLE milk tea if he just said milk tea, then he deserves to get kicked in the nuts but he didn't!
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self - owning while trying to own someone is uber hurt!! | From wikipedia: Bubble tea also known as boba, is a tea beverage that originated in Taiwan in the 1980s. The literal translation from Chinese would be pearl milk tea (traditional Chinese: 珍珠奶茶; Hanyu Pinyin: zhēnzhū nǎichá; Tongyong Pinyin: jhenjhu nǎichá). The word bubble refers to "bubbling", the process by which certain types of bubble tea are made, and not the actual tapioca balls).
trying to own someone after he owned sumone equals epic fail..
by the way you fail at being a guy, are you a homo sexual, whats with those faces and keroppi shit? Im being serious, do you kno how gay you are? The only time i see those sanrio shit or those kinda faces are when i talk with girls on msn....u seriously scare me , unless ur gay, thats fine
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06-20-2008, 11:03 AM
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#164 | | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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Originally Posted by BlackZRoadster From wikipedia: Bubble tea also known as boba, is a tea beverage that originated in Taiwan in the 1980s. The literal translation from Chinese would be pearl milk tea (traditional Chinese: 珍珠奶茶; Hanyu Pinyin: zhēnzhū nǎichá; Tongyong Pinyin: jhenjhu nǎichá). The word bubble refers to "bubbling", the process by which certain types of bubble tea are made, and not the actual tapioca balls).
trying to own someone after he owned sumone equals epic fail..
by the way you fail at being a guy, are you a homo sexual, whats with those faces and keroppi shit? Im being serious, do you kno how gay you are? The only time i see those sanrio shit or those kinda faces are when i talk with girls on msn....u seriously scare me , unless ur gay, thats fine | why do ppl think im gay cause i use faces... (>__<) u hurt my e mellow
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"TUXTLA GUTIERREZ, Mexico - A donkey is doing time in southern Mexico for assault and battery"
"LAGOS - Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery" Quote:
Originally Posted by Chopstick so instead of teaching retarded monkeys not to cross the yellow line
give them a book and a bannana. the retarded monkey now becomes a smart banana | | |
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06-20-2008, 11:33 AM
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#165 | | 14 dolla balla & Bradford Chow aint got nothing on me!
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IIRC, the "stupidest question" i've been asked is this topic...IIRC "stupidest" is not a word...
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06-20-2008, 11:43 AM
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#166 | | Hypa owned my ass at least once
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Originally Posted by BlackZRoadster by the way you fail at being a guy, are you a homo sexual, whats with those faces and keroppi shit? Im being serious, do you kno how gay you are? The only time i see those sanrio shit or those kinda faces are when i talk with girls on msn....u seriously scare me , unless ur gay, thats fine | +1. That and talking to oneself in the 3rd person is not funny either. I think he's trying too hard to be cute, in a forum primarily populated by the male gender.
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06-20-2008, 11:44 AM
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#167 | | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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(.___.)... maybe Chopstick should turn down the gayness to avoid having a new hole ripped (>_<)
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"TUXTLA GUTIERREZ, Mexico - A donkey is doing time in southern Mexico for assault and battery"
"LAGOS - Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery" Quote:
Originally Posted by Chopstick so instead of teaching retarded monkeys not to cross the yellow line
give them a book and a bannana. the retarded monkey now becomes a smart banana | | |
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06-20-2008, 11:55 AM
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#168 | | I answer every Emotion with an emoticon
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Originally Posted by Chopstick (.___.)... maybe Chopstick should turn down the gayness to avoid having a new hole ripped (>_<) | NOOOOOOOOOOO, i love Chopstick, you should not change for the sake of satisfying a small portion of this community. No more Chopstick makes me sad 
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06-20-2008, 12:00 PM
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#169 | | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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haha!
<^> (>____<) <^> fuck u msg length!!!
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"TUXTLA GUTIERREZ, Mexico - A donkey is doing time in southern Mexico for assault and battery"
"LAGOS - Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery" Quote:
Originally Posted by Chopstick so instead of teaching retarded monkeys not to cross the yellow line
give them a book and a bannana. the retarded monkey now becomes a smart banana | | |
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06-20-2008, 12:01 PM
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#170 | | Hyde's Understudy
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^ you two go get a room
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06-21-2008, 03:42 AM
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#171 | | RS.net, where our google ads make absolutely no sense!
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I worked @ Rush and I was asked one time "The game is too hard, can I get a refund?"
The same day some kid dumped 4 loonies in a machine when the sign clearly says "4 Tokens", I would have thought he was kidding when he put the 4th one in to show me "It's not working, see!" Most expensive MT2 game evr...
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07-16-2008, 09:42 AM
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#172 | | 14 dolla balla aint got nothing on me!
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Them: "How old are you?"
Me: "23"
Them: "So you're going to be 24 next year?"
Me: "No, I'm going back to 21"
Them: "WHAT?!"
Me: no response.
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07-16-2008, 10:05 AM
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#173 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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Originally Posted by XtC-604 IIRC, the "stupidest question" i've been asked is this topic...IIRC "stupidest" is not a word... | actually, it is.
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07-16-2008, 10:59 AM
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#174 | | I subscribe to the Fight Club ONLY
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Originally Posted by vmec Them: "How old are you?"
Me: "23"
Them: "So you're going to be 24 next year?"
Me: "No, I'm going back to 21"
Them: "WHAT?!"
Me: no response. | What they probably meant to ask is if you turned 23 this year or last year.
It would be like :
"How old are you?"
"I'm 29 right now"
"So you're 30 next year?"
"No, I turn 30 this September."
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07-16-2008, 03:36 PM
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#175 | | 14 dolla balla aint got nothing on me!
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Originally Posted by Kagemusha What they probably meant to ask is if you turned 23 this year or last year.
It would be like :
"How old are you?"
"I'm 29 right now"
"So you're 30 next year?"
"No, I turn 30 this September." |
No, these people mean "you're turning 23 on the next birthday you have..." If it were the other way- it would simply be "when is your birthday?"
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