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Old 07-22-2008, 12:26 AM   #176
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Old 07-22-2008, 01:05 AM   #177
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I was asked ...quick what the number for 911 what is it I need to know quick lolol true story
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Old 07-22-2008, 01:09 AM   #178
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My friend worked in the Deli and a lady came into her work

"Excuse me, how much does 300grams of ham weigh?"
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Old 07-22-2008, 11:19 AM   #179
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My friend worked in the Deli and a lady came into her work

"Excuse me, how much does 300grams of ham weigh?"
She could be asking for pounds....
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Old 07-22-2008, 11:23 AM   #180
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She could be asking for pounds....
we don't use pounds in Aus.
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Old 07-22-2008, 11:44 AM   #181
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5-6 years ago I used to work in a bubble tea place where you could smoke inside. We (workers) were all kinda gathered at the "bar" smoking, and there was like smoke everywhere. Had a customer who called me over and asked "Can we smoke in here?"

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Old 07-22-2008, 01:44 PM   #182
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we don't use pounds in Aus.
You're in Australia??

</stupid question quota for the day>
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Old 07-22-2008, 03:44 PM   #183
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we don't use pounds in Aus.
Nor do we (technically speaking) in Canada...


But who says she isn't American?
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Old 07-23-2008, 12:19 AM   #184
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Please read the thread topic carefully... This is about the stupidest question anyone's ever asked you!!

Mine must be this:

"The girl's got a hot ass, and I'm interested in her hot ass... Therefore, she must be interested in me too right?!?!"

.........HOW?!
LMFAO THATS FUCKED UP AHAHA
um im not sure mine was but ill think about it LOL
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Old 07-23-2008, 02:08 AM   #185
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a friend and I were cleaning his civic's windows..
so this is how it goes...

"orange7, how come the glass still doesn't look clean? There are like streaks and smudges everywhere."
"umm.. the other side(inside the car) of the glass is dirty.."
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Old 07-24-2008, 12:59 AM   #186
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Girl: Can I have a Passion Fruit Bubble Tea?
Me: Would you like to add pearls?
Girl: Yeah
Me: And is that Passion Fruit Green Tea or Black Tea?
Girl: *stares at her friend* Bubble Tea has tea in it?

............... Kinda obvious when it's a typical flavour and i just freakin asked you = =;;;

Also random spat: Normal Bubble Tea

Wtf is a NORMAL bubble tea?! Like define normal please = =;;
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Old 07-24-2008, 12:23 PM   #187
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Girl: Can I have a Passion Fruit Bubble Tea?
Me: Would you like to add pearls?
Girl: Yeah
Me: And is that Passion Fruit Green Tea or Black Tea?
Girl: *stares at her friend* Bubble Tea has tea in it?

............... Kinda obvious when it's a typical flavour and i just freakin asked you = =;;;

Also random spat: Normal Bubble Tea

Wtf is a NORMAL bubble tea?! Like define normal please = =;;
so which BBT place do u work at wink wink??




I dunno what you guys think is the stupidest question but I think this is the stupidest thing i get by my boss who asks me this question almost everyday.

"HOW DO I SEND THIS EMAIL?" (after he's finished typing it of course)

me: click send.........
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Old 08-06-2008, 01:31 AM   #188
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Old 08-06-2008, 12:27 PM   #189
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I was asked ...quick what the number for 911 what is it I need to know quick lolol true story

LOL i did this to my friend once, he gave a weird stare " are you serious?" lol

anyways not really a question; used to work at mcd back a year ago i get customers saying:

customer: can i get a hamburger with cheese.
me: you mean a cheeseburger ?
customer: gives me a weird look, no not a cheese burger, A HAMBURGER WITH CHEESE !
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Old 08-06-2008, 04:49 PM   #190
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Kind of like... "Can I get a cheeseburger with no cheese?"

Or my favourite, which totally makes me look like a coffee snob, but... at Starbucks: "Can I get an iced cappucino?"

The question's more annoying and stupid for those who know what a cappuccino actually is.
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Old 08-06-2008, 07:07 PM   #191
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^ yeah i get that too, with the cheeseburger with no cheese. and they laugh and giggle after they say it. -__-

its not even that funny
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Old 08-07-2008, 02:12 AM   #192
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"hey (insert name here), what's your name?"

you just answered your own question, moron
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LOL i did this to my friend once, he gave a weird stare " are you serious?" lol

anyways not really a question; used to work at mcd back a year ago i get customers saying:

customer: can i get a hamburger with cheese.
me: you mean a cheeseburger ?
customer: gives me a weird look, no not a cheese burger, A HAMBURGER WITH CHEESE !
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Interestingly enough, I've had customers ask me for a hamburger then I procceed to tell them it does come with your choice of bacon, mushroom, and/or cheese. They take every option including the cheese or none of the options excluding the cheese. Weird enough.
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I get that one every now and then...
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Old 08-07-2008, 02:06 PM   #196
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customer: dose latte have caffine?
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... DECAF LATTE?...steamed milk..hilarious
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Old 08-09-2008, 11:03 AM   #197
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Dumbest question:

"Can I ask you a question?"

You just did. Didn't give me much of a change there.
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Old 08-09-2008, 11:43 AM   #198
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You just did. Didn't give me much of a change there.

LOl i get that asked everytime i go out
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You just did. Didn't give me much of a change there.
rofl never occurred to me that that question is quite stupid
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Old 08-11-2008, 05:48 PM   #200
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Might as well join the fun...

This was back in the days when i used to work for the sbux in YVR.
This occurred when i was working in one of the store inside the US departure section.
This fat ass american just ordered a drink and a few pecan bar and was about to pay for his item...

me: that will be $xx.xx please.
(fat ass handed me a $50 USD bill)
me:Sir, just to let you know i will have to give back your change in canadian as per store policy.
fatass: WTF? what do you mean? i am paying by american so i should get back american.
me: Unfortunately, i have to give you back canadian as per store policy.
fatass: This is horseshit, i am in america so it's my right to get back american for my change!
me: (paused for a second)... sir, canada is not part of US..
fatass: i know that! but i checked into the US terminal! that means this is technically america!
me: (paused for a second, again)... sir, you are still in canada, it just means you checked into a part of the airport that is designated for flight that are departing for the states. For example, entering the international departure terminal for a flight leaving for tokyo doesnt mean you have entered japan...
fatass: ...................of course that doesnt! but right now we are in america because we checked into USA already! besides, what use do i have for canadian money when i am heading back to alabama?! (go figure -_-)
me: for one, canadian right now is pretty much on par with your greenback right now, and if you really dont want canadian money, go to the currency exchange booth over there and get your US dollars back there.

fatass told his food and money, while still cussing, looked around and gave other people the look that i have just robbed him. Meanwhile, some of the people in line including a few airport securities just couldn't stop laughing.

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