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07-22-2008, 12:26 AM
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#176 | | I am Hook'd on RS
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friend: Whats for dinner?
Me: I'm asian what do you think
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07-22-2008, 01:05 AM
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#177 | | Need to Seek Professional Help
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I was asked ...quick what the number for 911 what is it I need to know quick lolol true story
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07-22-2008, 01:09 AM
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#178 | | What hasn't Killed me, has made me more tolerant of RS!
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My friend worked in the Deli and a lady came into her work
"Excuse me, how much does 300grams of ham weigh?"
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07-22-2008, 11:19 AM
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#179 | | ninja edits your posts without your knowledge
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Originally Posted by minix3  My friend worked in the Deli and a lady came into her work
"Excuse me, how much does 300grams of ham weigh?" | She could be asking for pounds....
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07-22-2008, 11:23 AM
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#180 | | What hasn't Killed me, has made me more tolerant of RS!
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Originally Posted by CRS She could be asking for pounds.... | we don't use pounds in Aus.
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07-22-2008, 11:44 AM
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#181 | | I am Hook'd on RS
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5-6 years ago I used to work in a bubble tea place where you could smoke inside. We (workers) were all kinda gathered at the "bar" smoking, and there was like smoke everywhere. Had a customer who called me over and asked "Can we smoke in here?"
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07-22-2008, 01:44 PM
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#182 | | VLS Barista Brat
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Originally Posted by minix3 we don't use pounds in Aus. | You're in Australia?? </stupid question quota for the day>
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07-22-2008, 03:44 PM
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#183 | | ninja edits your posts without your knowledge
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Originally Posted by minix3 we don't use pounds in Aus. | Nor do we (technically speaking) in Canada...
But who says she isn't American?
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07-23-2008, 12:19 AM
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#184 | | Banned (ABWS)
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Originally Posted by Trinity Please read the thread topic carefully... This is about the stupidest question anyone's ever asked you!!
Mine must be this:
"The girl's got a hot ass, and I'm interested in her hot ass... Therefore, she must be interested in me too right?!?!"
.........HOW?! | LMFAO THATS FUCKED UP AHAHA
um im not sure mine was but ill think about it LOL
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07-23-2008, 02:08 AM
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#185 | | Banned (ABWS)
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a friend and I were cleaning his civic's windows..
so this is how it goes...
"orange7, how come the glass still doesn't look clean? There are like streaks and smudges everywhere."
"umm.. the other side(inside the car) of the glass is dirty.."
"LoL, oh yeah!!!! hahaz"
" =_=" "
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07-24-2008, 12:59 AM
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#186 | | Wunder? Wonder?? Wander???
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Girl: Can I have a Passion Fruit Bubble Tea?
Me: Would you like to add pearls?
Girl: Yeah
Me: And is that Passion Fruit Green Tea or Black Tea?
Girl: *stares at her friend* Bubble Tea has tea in it?
............... Kinda obvious when it's a typical flavour and i just freakin asked you = =;;;
Also random spat: Normal Bubble Tea
Wtf is a NORMAL bubble tea?! Like define normal please = =;;
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07-24-2008, 12:23 PM
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#187 | | Diagonally parked in a parallel universe
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Originally Posted by kanachan Girl: Can I have a Passion Fruit Bubble Tea?
Me: Would you like to add pearls?
Girl: Yeah
Me: And is that Passion Fruit Green Tea or Black Tea?
Girl: *stares at her friend* Bubble Tea has tea in it?
............... Kinda obvious when it's a typical flavour and i just freakin asked you = =;;;
Also random spat: Normal Bubble Tea
Wtf is a NORMAL bubble tea?! Like define normal please = =;; | so which BBT place do u work at wink wink??
I dunno what you guys think is the stupidest question but I think this is the stupidest thing i get by my boss who asks me this question almost everyday.
"HOW DO I SEND THIS EMAIL?" (after he's finished typing it of course)
me: click send.........
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08-06-2008, 01:31 AM
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#188 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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police, ur speeding, r u in a hurry,
me: of course, thats why im speeding..
phone call,
other person. whoes this
me: this is the owner of the phone u just called.
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08-06-2008, 12:27 PM
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#189 | | I *Fwap* *Fwap* *Fwap* to RS
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Originally Posted by phatpower I was asked ...quick what the number for 911 what is it I need to know quick lolol true story |
LOL i did this to my friend once, he gave a weird stare " are you serious?" lol
anyways not really a question; used to work at mcd back a year ago i get customers saying:
customer: can i get a hamburger with cheese.
me: you mean a cheeseburger ?
customer: gives me a weird look, no not a cheese burger, A HAMBURGER WITH CHEESE !
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08-06-2008, 04:49 PM
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#190 | | VLS Barista Brat
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Kind of like... "Can I get a cheeseburger with no cheese?"
Or my favourite, which totally makes me look like a coffee snob, but... at Starbucks: "Can I get an iced cappucino?"
The question's more annoying and stupid for those who know what a cappuccino actually is.
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08-06-2008, 07:07 PM
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#191 | | I *Fwap* *Fwap* *Fwap* to RS
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^ yeah i get that too, with the cheeseburger with no cheese. and they laugh and giggle after they say it. -__-
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08-07-2008, 02:12 AM
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#192 | | I STILL don't get it
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"hey (insert name here), what's your name?"
you just answered your own question, moron
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08-07-2008, 02:19 AM
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#193 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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Originally Posted by wuuhoo LOL i did this to my friend once, he gave a weird stare " are you serious?" lol
anyways not really a question; used to work at mcd back a year ago i get customers saying:
customer: can i get a hamburger with cheese.
me: you mean a cheeseburger ?
customer: gives me a weird look, no not a cheese burger, A HAMBURGER WITH CHEESE !
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Interestingly enough, I've had customers ask me for a hamburger then I procceed to tell them it does come with your choice of bacon, mushroom, and/or cheese. They take every option including the cheese or none of the options excluding the cheese. Weird enough.
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Originally Posted by Chopstick 4 years ago, I pulled up to burger king, and asked to get a teen burger. I realized after the 3rd time i said it, I was in the wrong fucking place.
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08-07-2008, 07:55 AM
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#194 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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my econ class
prof: Don't forget to write down your tutorial section on the MT
student: What if i forgot it
prof: then try really hard to remember it
student:..................
prof: whats the sex of your TA??
student:................
prof: is your TA a guy or a girl?
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08-07-2008, 11:22 AM
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#195 | | Larger Than Life Mod
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Originally Posted by tool001 phone call,
other person. whoes this
me: this is the owner of the phone u just called. | I get that one every now and then...
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08-07-2008, 02:06 PM
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#196 | | I Will not Admit my Addiction to RS
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Originally Posted by monkey_trouble at starbucks...working..
customer: dose latte have caffine?
me: yeah it does unless u want a steam milk |
... DECAF LATTE?...steamed milk..hilarious  | |
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08-09-2008, 11:03 AM
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#197 | | My AFC gave me an ABS CEL code of LOL while at WOT!
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Dumbest question:
"Can I ask you a question?"
You just did. Didn't give me much of a change there.
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08-09-2008, 11:43 AM
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#198 | | I *Fwap* *Fwap* *Fwap* to RS
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Originally Posted by marco712 Dumbest question:
"Can I ask you a question?"
You just did. Didn't give me much of a change there. |
LOl i get that asked everytime i go out
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08-10-2008, 03:12 AM
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#199 | | look at these diamonds, they shining
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Originally Posted by marco712 Dumbest question:
"Can I ask you a question?"
You just did. Didn't give me much of a change there. | rofl never occurred to me that that question is quite stupid  | |
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08-11-2008, 05:48 PM
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#200 | | I don't get it
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Might as well join the fun...
This was back in the days when i used to work for the sbux in YVR.
This occurred when i was working in one of the store inside the US departure section.
This fat ass american just ordered a drink and a few pecan bar and was about to pay for his item...
me: that will be $xx.xx please.
(fat ass handed me a $50 USD bill)
me:Sir, just to let you know i will have to give back your change in canadian as per store policy.
fatass: WTF? what do you mean? i am paying by american so i should get back american.
me: Unfortunately, i have to give you back canadian as per store policy.
fatass: This is horseshit, i am in america so it's my right to get back american for my change!
me: (paused for a second)... sir, canada is not part of US..
fatass: i know that! but i checked into the US terminal! that means this is technically america!
me: (paused for a second, again)... sir, you are still in canada, it just means you checked into a part of the airport that is designated for flight that are departing for the states. For example, entering the international departure terminal for a flight leaving for tokyo doesnt mean you have entered japan...
fatass: ...................of course that doesnt! but right now we are in america because we checked into USA already! besides, what use do i have for canadian money when i am heading back to alabama?! (go figure -_-)
me: for one, canadian right now is pretty much on par with your greenback right now, and if you really dont want canadian money, go to the currency exchange booth over there and get your US dollars back there.
fatass told his food and money, while still cussing, looked around and gave other people the look that i have just robbed him. Meanwhile, some of the people in line including a few airport securities just couldn't stop laughing.
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