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01-26-2006, 12:07 AM
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#101 | | NOOB, Not Quite a Regular!
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haha these are funnie =P
when i worked at nightmarket i got a lotta stupid questions too
(i was the parking cashier) sum of the stupid ones we got were :
"where's the richmond night market?" dude you're lookin right at it -__-''
"is this the river rock casino?"
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01-26-2006, 10:36 PM
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#102 | | NOOB, Not Quite a Regular!
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i work on the waterfront, im a longshoreman, people ask me if thats by the water..................
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01-26-2006, 10:43 PM
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#103 | | I am Hook'd on RS
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Friend - Are you crazy?
Me - Yes, I'm crazy!
Guy - That's a third world country right?
Me - Just because it's not called USA or Canada doesn't make it a third world country!
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01-27-2006, 01:50 PM
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#104 | | Banned By Establishment
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| Quote: Originally posted by geneticstud
i work on the waterfront, im a longshoreman, people ask me if thats by the water.................. | off-topic, but did you have family working there before you got hired on ? that is such a money job.
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01-29-2006, 05:07 PM
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#105 | | Where's my RS Christmas Lobster?!
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ya his dad works there
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01-29-2006, 05:32 PM
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#106 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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how about stupid questions i've asked...
i went to the airport once cause it was super late and ntohing else was open and wanted to cause rukus...
so we'd go up to people and be like "OH MY GOD....WHAT YEAR IS IT?!?!?! " then they'd respond...then i'd say "THATS AWESOME! I STILL HAVE TIME!!!" and pretend to run for my life
oh it was good times at the airport at 5am
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01-29-2006, 07:21 PM
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#107 | | I bringith the lowerballerith
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someone once asked me what the stupidest question i've ever been asked was...i was like...wtf!
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01-29-2006, 07:28 PM
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#108 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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| Quote: Originally posted by SuperStarrr
how about stupid questions i've asked...
i went to the airport once cause it was super late and ntohing else was open and wanted to cause rukus...
so we'd go up to people and be like "OH MY GOD....WHAT YEAR IS IT?!?!?! " then they'd respond...then i'd say "THATS AWESOME! I STILL HAVE TIME!!!" and pretend to run for my life
oh it was good times at the airport at 5am |
What were you guyz smoking?
"Hey its 5am, instead of sleep what can we do, I know!, Hoggers and Harass the people in the airpot!"
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01-29-2006, 08:37 PM
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#109 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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exactly.
__________________ Quote: Originally posted by b0unce. [?]
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01-30-2006, 02:07 AM
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#110 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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| Quote: Originally posted by SuperStarrr
exactly. | GLad we're on the same page, lol.  | |
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06-09-2008, 09:06 PM
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#111 | | 14 dolla balla aint got nothing on me!
Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Vancouver
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a random guy walked in front of me while I was changing motor oil...
PS: I drive an integra w/ red H emblem
he: wow... isn't that an acura?
me: yes...
he: how can it be a HONDA?
me: yes it is a honda... every internal piece is made from Honda
he: no... it is an acura.. you can't just make whatever you like dude...
me: oh ya...........
he drove away with his 01 TL.....
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06-09-2008, 10:24 PM
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#112 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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^ lol you brought such an old thread back to life but ihvae somethign to contribute
used to work at superstore..
Customer: "how long does the five day service take for pictures?"
Me: "Five days from now."
I work at Mr Lube now, and once had a customer come up to me, i was in street clothes
Person: "My tire's broken, can you fix it?"
Me: "sorry we're closed and we don't fix tires"
Person: " But my tire's broken."
wasn't really that dumb of a question just dumb logic, like i could magically fix tires because her tires were flat.
also had a customer come to me when i was closed and in my street clothes, and kept asking me to check her car's check engine light. bitch.
Once i was taking a taxi to Universal Studios in cali. and the taxi driver asked,
TD: " so you're chinese right?"
Me: "yes"
TD: "how come your english is so good?"
Me: " what do you mean?"
TD: "you're chinese right? how come your english is so good?"
this went on for a little while until i told him i'm from Vancouver, which made him go
TD: "oh Vancouver? that's near New York right? must be cold everyday"
that's my contribution
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06-10-2008, 03:07 AM
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#113 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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Back in the day when I worked at A&W at Seafair Mall in Richmond...
I watched a lady and her son park in front of our store. The kid gets out and walks inside. He comes up to me and asks "do you have a drive-through?" I give him a weird look, I kinda do one long look around the whole store and say "not that i know of...". He just walks out of the store and they drive off. Morons, seriously, wouldn't you see some sign of or for a drive-through located somewhere around the store? Not to mention the fact that there's no way to actually drive up to the building, which is quite obvious.
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Roll That Shit, Light That Shit, Smoke That Shit! Quote:
(told to me by the stupidest person in the world)...
'Yeah, i've been to taco time before, but i got in trouble...I had a Mexican girlfriend who wanted to go to a mexican restaurant for our anniversery, so i took her to Taco Time"
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06-10-2008, 04:28 AM
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#114 | | Hacked RS to become a mod
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Every time I go to a Cantonese dinner:
"Do you want to order sweet and sour pork?"
And one from my gf's sister, who works at a hotel in Richmond:
(American person): "Are there any real Chinese restaurants in this city? You know, ones that serve food like sweet and sour pork, chop suey, egg rolls, and things like that"
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06-10-2008, 04:53 AM
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#115 | | My name is Michael. J. Caboose, and I hate BABIES!
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Almost every day at work:
Guest: Okay so I can't smoke, but do you have washrooms inside?
Me: *stares at the person with an absolutely straight face* No, but we have an outhouse outback.
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06-10-2008, 07:45 AM
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#116 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Originally Posted by KinK  Ok I Grew up in South Africa when I moved to North America I stayed in New York for 3 weeks.. some of the best ones are. (and remember these were asked seriously no joking....and most of them more than once)
5. Did you ride zebras to school,
4. Did you have pet lions
3. Did you have roads
2. Did you have Slaves
1. What did you do to the slaves when they tryed to escape.
because we got asked more than once we ended up coming up with answers such as
5. No but we did use them to pull the plow
4. Yes of course ..... dont you.
3. What is this road thing you talk of...
2. Yes how else would the lawn get cut.
1. why do you think we have lions as pets...... | I went to school with a guy from South Africa and I asked him most those questions but at least I did it in jest. 
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The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place... and I donīt care how tough you are, it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently, if you let it. You, me or nobody, is gonna hit as hard as life. But ain't about how hard you hit... It's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward... how much you can take, and keep moving forward. Thatīs how winning is done. Now, if you know what you worth, go out and get what you worth. - Rocky Balboa | |
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06-10-2008, 08:14 AM
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#117 | | Official Texas Ambassador
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Houston, TX
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I was talking to a lady who phoned in for tech support.. wow.. I should do a tech support thread. But I asked her as part of standard troubleshooting:
"Ma'am, what time zone are you in?"
"....American time..."
"No, ma'am. What time is on your clock right now?"
(at this point I was going to do the math to figure it out)
"Its right now"
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"What state are you in?"
"Illinois"
"Okay, that would make you in the central time zone"
"No, I'm in America. AM-ER-I-CA"  | |
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06-10-2008, 10:29 AM
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#118 | | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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when working at a dealership, a lady, in her own van, drove up to ask me:
"umm, where handbrake off"
...then i got mad
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"TUXTLA GUTIERREZ, Mexico - A donkey is doing time in southern Mexico for assault and battery"
"LAGOS - Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery" Quote:
Originally Posted by Chopstick so instead of teaching retarded monkeys not to cross the yellow line
give them a book and a bannana. the retarded monkey now becomes a smart banana | | |
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06-10-2008, 10:31 AM
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#119 | | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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i love it when Chopstick goes to the cashier holding the item on sale, with the freaking sale price tag on, asking
"umm yes hi (o____o)... is... this on sale?"
they get very mad sometimes (>__<)
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"TUXTLA GUTIERREZ, Mexico - A donkey is doing time in southern Mexico for assault and battery"
"LAGOS - Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery" Quote:
Originally Posted by Chopstick so instead of teaching retarded monkeys not to cross the yellow line
give them a book and a bannana. the retarded monkey now becomes a smart banana | | |
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06-10-2008, 11:48 AM
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#120 | | Banned By Establishment
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I was at a conference in Manila and met up with a friend and some of his gf's. Im working in China so the name tag lanyard for the conference stated "CHINA" after my name.
So, in case you don't get it...say my name is John Smith, the tag would read exactly like this:
John
Smith
CHINA
Anyways, my friends gf comes up to me and says...wow, John Smith China, and you work in China too, that is such a coinicidence !!!
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06-10-2008, 12:07 PM
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#121 | | How I Mod your mother
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Originally Posted by ewong this was probably the most insulting thing I ever heard when i went down to the states.
Woman "Are u from Mainland China?"
Me "No, I'm from Vancouver, Canada"
Woman "Oh Wow, u speak such good enlgish. u must practice it all the time. They have chinese ppl in Canada? Does your family run a sushi restaurant?"
d*mn americans!!! |
Wow, the ignorance of some americans is off the scale, stupidly ridiculous..
__________________ Quote: | [19-07, 16:52] bloodmack: EB did u change my avatar and title?
| Quote: | [19-07, 16:54] El Bastardo: bm i have no idea what you're talking about because i don't speak gorilla
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06-10-2008, 12:14 PM
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#122 | | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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oh oh! and once, when i was sky super high and surrounded by 5 cops and boxed in by 3 cop cruisers, when they were asking what we was doing, i suddenly went:
"...can i have a smoke ms officer? (@___@)~~..."
dude the moment was soo awkward... u can literally hear the crickets >.<....
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"TUXTLA GUTIERREZ, Mexico - A donkey is doing time in southern Mexico for assault and battery"
"LAGOS - Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery" Quote:
Originally Posted by Chopstick so instead of teaching retarded monkeys not to cross the yellow line
give them a book and a bannana. the retarded monkey now becomes a smart banana | | |
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06-10-2008, 01:20 PM
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#123 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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while making a lady her coffee many moons ago at bread garden:
lady: so...
me: ...how's it going
lady: .....
me: rolls my eyes
lady: ...ok...which part of the orient are you from?!?!
me: um...excuse me?
lady: which - - part - - of the - - orient - - are - - you from?
me: yeeeaahhh...here's your drink.......
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06-10-2008, 01:23 PM
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#124 | | How I Mod your mother
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Originally Posted by nipples while making a lady her coffee many moons ago at bread garden:
lady: so...
me: ...how's it going
lady: .....
me: rolls my eyes
lady: ...ok...which part of the orient are you from?!?!
me: um...excuse me?
lady: which - - part - - of the - - orient - - are - - you from?
me: yeeeaahhh...here's your drink....... | What the hell?
__________________ Quote: | [19-07, 16:52] bloodmack: EB did u change my avatar and title?
| Quote: | [19-07, 16:54] El Bastardo: bm i have no idea what you're talking about because i don't speak gorilla
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06-10-2008, 01:29 PM
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#125 | | Need my Daily Fix of RS
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It always puzzled me when people ask me: "What do you ride?". I really don't know what to say to that. It's not often you have one of these people knowing anything about motorcycles. My answer to that have progressively simplified. It went from zzr-250, to ninja 250, to kawasaki 250, to sport 250. I'm tempted to just answer with sport now (seems like thats usually all they want to know).
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