I think you're confusing analing with pegging

Shaddup ! :(

I think 68style is offering.

Prostate exam isn't THAT bad.

Although there's something demoralizing about lying sideways on a cold patient table while your doctor shoves a latex finger covered in cold lubricant goop up your rear end.

The feeling of that goop coming out your arse onto the 1-ply paper on the patient table when they pull the finger out somehow turns you from the most masculine man into a little bitch in the span of seconds.

I had it done by some girl in 30-33, a few years ago was funny, was both our first times.

damn so you got to do it to her too?

Which bad dragon was this?

Anyway, my first time was 4 years old. You never forget your first time :sweetjesus:

Any recs for body comp scales? I see Wirecutter recommends the Wyze one which is darn cheap at around $40.

I’ve never trusted any of these “tell all” scales. You can’t really get a body fat %, etc. without doing full body scan or displacement exercise. Much rather use the mirror and self judgement, “yup still fat, to the gym you go” *puts down fork*

just look in the mirror motherfucker!

ya got pillsbury rolls like me?!!?! yOU FAT!

you skinny male model like Spoon / Red / Dink... ya fuck you dink / Brack Mike / etc ? then youre at around 5-10% bodyfat.... bunch of fags. Im not jealous, youre jealous. Ill just stuff my sadness with a piece of chicken skin

Use it more for a baseline reading. It may not be 100% accurate like a body scan, but if your numbers are trending in the right direction and you can physically see results, you're good.

Did you just go to LA Chicken? :seriously:

Better get your ass down to Mott32! PJSalt

Did the Dexa Scan today.

BF = 17.1% (need to keep working, clearly)
Lean Mass = 152 lbs
Visceral Fat = 292 grams
Bone Density (BMD): 1.343 g/cm2

Interesting experience, absolute shit part of town for it :lol

Jan 26, 2026
- Averaged 201 last week, averaging 199.4lbs this week
- Lifts are going up back to previous highs
- Ran 5:00/KM tempo for the first time last week for 4KM's
- PR on 10KM, 1:04:40 @ 5/10 effort
- PR on 5KM - 26:43 @ 7.5/10 effort

- Gymmed 3x this week
- Vball 3x this week
- 11,500 steps average
- 37 runs lifetime and 24.5KM Ran this week


Also got gassed up on my cut in 2 separate vball leagues by randoms and girls :ilied:

^ all those digits, numbers, mathematics, and not a single girlfriend

^thats mean. why would you say such a thing to poor broski. His bounty is still out there! we should all try and help him.

my knee is finally starting to feel almost back to normal, time to stop using it as an excuse to avoid the gym entirely lol

getting noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bitches!



Should I add a date counter too until I find a gf
- 2 first dates from talking to strangers after TWICE
- 1 first date via hinge
- 1 dropped
- 2 referrals from friends in upcoming weeks

whats your requirements again? let me know.

i got a stable of half demented whores who are late 30's to 40+ and emotionally / psychologically sad

YOU WANT ONE OF THOSE?!?!!

ooops... im not selling this very well.

If one of them is who I'm thinking of... :heckno:

yeah she needs work.......

nothing a bag of hammers cant fix.

No, man. No amount of hammers, expensive tools, or the touch of God's hand can fix this one.

You would be doing a huge disservice to a bro. :lol

wait youre talking about GLow HO !? she just needs a trip to Korea and get the "special"

Umm...She was someone I had in mind, but I was thinking of someone else. :pokerface: