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Traum 01-26-2026 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by bcrdukes (Post 9209263)
No, man. No amount of hammers, expensive tools, or the touch of God's hand can fix this one.

You would be doing a huge disservice to a bro. :lol

Yeah, none of what you've mentione would be able to "fix" this, but would getting some D be able to cure that? :ifyouknow:

bcrdukes 01-26-2026 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Traum (Post 9209269)
Yeah, none of what you've mentione would be able to "fix" this, but would getting some D be able to cure that? :ifyouknow:

If you want an STD, sure. :inoutugh:

Badhobz 01-26-2026 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by bcrdukes (Post 9209268)
Umm...She was someone I had in mind, but I was thinking of someone else. :pokerface:

WutFace oh shes beyond redemption. WutFace

just a black hole of despair, insanity, and stupidity rolled into a neurotic, superficial, basic bitch exterior

and top it off shes fucking poor!!!

actually all these old cunts are kinda middle class to lower middle class singles.... the rich ones are only available upon special request.

68style 01-26-2026 12:13 PM

Rich old cunts are your gateway man, they gave up trying to limit what they got and down for literally anything, yolo life. You can suggest almost anything to them and they'll be like "fuck off how dare you!"... and as long as you just act non-chalant and shrug your shoulders all like 'suit yourself then', which you're good at, a couple days later surprise surprise they're calling you or texting you back all like "so that thing you were talking about... how does it work" BAM you got an anal party

Getting old has its perks!

EvoFire 01-26-2026 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Gerbs (Post 9209257)
getting noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bitches!



Should I add a date counter too until I find a gf
- 2 first dates from talking to strangers after TWICE
- 1 first date via hinge
- 1 dropped
- 2 referrals from friends in upcoming weeks

That sounds like my interview schedule.....

Badhobz 01-26-2026 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by 68style (Post 9209274)
Rich old cunts are your gateway man, they gave up trying to limit what they got and down for literally anything, yolo life. You can suggest almost anything to them and they'll be like "fuck off how dare you!"... and as long as you just act non-chalant and shrug your shoulders all like 'suit yourself then', which you're good at, a couple days later surprise surprise they're calling you or texting you back all like "so that thing you were talking about... how does it work" BAM you got an anal party

Getting old has its perks!

You had me at anal party

Gerbs 01-26-2026 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Badhobz (Post 9209260)
whats your requirements again? let me know.

i got a stable of half demented whores who are late 30's to 40+ and emotionally / psychologically sad

YOU WANT ONE OF THOSE?!?!!

ooops... im not selling this very well.

According to my friends, my current type is girls who look like TWICE but better.

Can you sponsor the LC for a date plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Originally Posted by EvoFire (Post 9209277)
That sounds like my interview schedule.....

I'd rather do tech interviews, get lowballed $90K in-office all week than listen to another girl say "are you a provider" and "as you should"

Tapioca 01-26-2026 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Gerbs (Post 9209285)
According to my friends, my current type is girls who look like TWICE but better.

Are you afraid of non-Asian girls, or something? Maybe that's what your problem is.

Guy who's over 6', lives on his own, is somewhat vain (but in a good way, which matters to people under 30), travels a lot, makes 6 figures and can't "find" a woman - it doesn't add up. Speaking from experience, all of these things should result in the rizz that is probably the most important thing in finding someone.

Like, good on you for focusing on your health and achieving your goals, but do it for yourself, instead of chasing something/someone.

Badhobz 01-26-2026 03:35 PM

Yeah it doesnt add up. You must be a total weirdo in bed…. Thats what it is…

Plus having an LC doesnt help on dates, it’ll only bring out the gold diggers. You should instead ask to borrow the camry. If that bitch can handle you driving a 20 year old camry, then shes a keeper. Make sure to anal her first.

Edit: my stable of old hags dont look like twice, they look like thrice or more…… all advanced aged and shrivelled up….. personalities. Does that interest you? Middle age hoes pre menopausal ? They probably need their instruments tuned and adjusted. You could be their hummmmm heeenn (clam) guy

bcrdukes 01-26-2026 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Tapioca (Post 9209290)
Are you afraid of non-Asian girls, or something? Maybe that's what your problem is.

Guy who's over 6', lives on his own, is somewhat vain (but in a good way, which matters to people under 30), travels a lot, makes 6 figures and can't "find" a woman - it doesn't add up. Speaking from experience, all of these things should result in the rizz that is probably the most important thing in finding someone.

Like, good on you for focusing on your health and achieving your goals, but do it for yourself, instead of chasing something/someone.

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Originally Posted by Badhobz (Post 9209296)
Yeah it doesnt add up. You must be a total weirdo in bed…. Thats what it is…

Plus having an LC doesnt help on dates, it’ll only bring out the gold diggers. You should instead ask to borrow the camry. If that bitch can handle you driving a 20 year old camry, then shes a keeper. Make sure to anal her first.

Edit: my stable of old hags dont look like twice, they look like thrice or more…… all advanced aged and shrivelled up….. personalities. Does that interest you? Middle age hoes pre menopausal ? They probably need their instruments tuned and adjusted. You could be their hummmmm heeenn (clam) guy

Probably poor hygiene, not well put together, and cannot string two sentences together. After all, he is on Revscene, sooo.....

supafamous 01-26-2026 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Gerbs (Post 9209285)
According to my friends, my current type is girls who look like TWICE but better.

That's a high bar man - most of those girls are 8s-9s.

Do they also have to dance as well as them and have good jobs like them?

68style 01-26-2026 06:37 PM

Gerbs needs to date a stripper

spoon.ek9 01-26-2026 08:22 PM

so.... back to the point of this thread lol.

I had mentioned I had gained back a few pounds but now I'm happy to report I've gone back down thanks to some food discipline. Also starting to increase my exercise as I have been a tad lazy following xmas break in that area.

Badhobz 01-26-2026 09:01 PM

Im happy to report im fatter than ever and feeling great!

Gym for 4-5 times a week for the past 2+ years.... absolutely buckus result. zero. zip. zilch. yes i can run 5mph for 45 minutes, so what big whoop. yes i can bench 240lbs, so what big whoop. i havent improved or surpassed these numbers for over a year.

Whatever, i dont even care anymore. eat my dick bitches, or not, i got shit to do.

spoon.ek9 01-26-2026 09:16 PM

Your stats are better than mine haha. I sure as shit can't run for 45mins straight, no matter how slow.

Badhobz 01-26-2026 10:28 PM

I got decent cardio but I cursed myself. As soon as I wrote that shit I twisted my knee doing the run at the gym today. Now my knee cap hurts like peter griffin

noclue 01-26-2026 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Badhobz (Post 9209334)
I got decent cardio but I cursed myself. As soon as I wrote that shit I twisted my knee doing the run at the gym today. Now my knee cap hurts like peter griffin

Incline treadmill or stairmaster lower impact no?

red kryptonite 01-26-2026 11:38 PM

lol make sure u do the stairmaster and not the stepmaster, that shit is hella :gay:

cheat day!!! god i miss chinese food.

https://tnstatic.net/attachments/scr...0-png.1181542/

bcrdukes 01-26-2026 11:42 PM

Holy, which restaurant is this?

I will be in Victoria from June 25 to July 8! RS Meet in Victoria!

red kryptonite 01-26-2026 11:50 PM

golden city, hit me up and we'll go !!

donk. 01-27-2026 04:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Gerbs (Post 9209285)
According to my friends, my current type is girls who look like TWICE but better.

Go to thailand, i think you might be g a y

donk. 01-27-2026 04:49 AM

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Originally Posted by 68style (Post 9209318)
Gerbs needs to date a stripper

You want him to experience batshit crazy?

https://www.revscene.net/forums/6245...g-soon-37.html

Posts 913 and 931

BIC_BAWS 01-27-2026 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Gerbs (Post 9209285)
I'd rather do tech interviews, get lowballed $90K in-office all week than listen to another girl say "are you a provider" and "as you should"

Holy fuck relatable. I gave my friend a lift from Surrey to NVan and she asked for a lift for her friend too. Her friend (bitch) said smt that annoyed me, following up with both those things and I'm like... I didn't have to drive you. The bus stop is right there. She STFU real quick.

This bitch is like mid-to-late 30s, ran through with 2 kids who she doesn't have custody of, cheated on her ex-husband, and is saying shit like "as you should"? LMFAO. Get a grip lady. She also mentioned how she wants to date a provider, as all her money should go to her kids (which is valid, but gl with that). Yapped about how her makeup and "looking this good" is expensive, but also conveniently forgets how men usually take care of all the driving, which is also expensive.

I recently found out that she matched with this guy on Hinge and they talked about going to the Philippines together. But she had the expectation that he would pay for everything incl her airfare.. from a dude she hasn't met IRL yet lol. Bro got the ick and GTFO.

If this is what dating outlook looks like in your 30s... I'm already over it.

EvoFire 01-27-2026 10:51 AM

The later 30s chick, that's definitely not the norm. Some of you guys might be hanging out with the wrong crew and meeting the wrong chicks.

Badhobz 01-27-2026 11:05 AM

as you get older, the left overs are often flawed, bruised, or blemished products that are not appealing and refunded clearance items.

Therefore date younger! not epstine kinda younger, but young enough that its still good pickings. nobody wants a middle age cunt.
Try and not blow your brains out when they start using their young people jargon... on fleek?


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