:pokerface:

If the colour and shape is good, you are typically ok. It's unlikely you'll glean much from picking a part anyways.

That's what the poop knife is for, right?

Good thing that shit is end-to-end encrypted.

But who want's there shit on the cloud. If you have ever seen the movie hackers the main character who is a kid gets banned from being able to use a computer till his 18th birthday. We are coming to a point that one day all toilets will have a computer in them.



There was also a company that maid a pet food dispenser. It got the current time from a server they ran. The server was down for 2 days and they did not tell anyone. So dogs went without food for 2 days.

So accurate.

https://youtu.be/uRL4l2GOqXk?si=BKEe_YTWgebwOZyt&t=78

RS scat fetish wasn’t on my bingo card for this fall

Probably has a cpap machine and this is just one more step towards being expired

You guys want RS bingo V3?
Fail this post 5+ times and il get it set up

Everyone should look at their poop.

Since I'm a standup wiper, I look at all my dumps.

https://www.reddit.com/r/halifax/s/bit3T1GGOc

So N. I. C. E.

A bit late to the dance but found the answer to your problem ... :lol. But then now you have another problem, where do you park this thing .. haha.

https://www.facebook.com/share/19fRdgtdpJ/

https://scontent.fyka2-1.fna.fbcdn.n...GQ&oe=6900F2F9

looks like a huge suppository

I had a debate over this with Joe Rogan on his forum back in the day, before he lost his mind LUL

I had no idea people did that until he mentioned it, seems like you won't get very good access that way

yeah, that "vehicle" is way too big lol. maybe I should just modify a rascal or something :lol

they see me rollin'... :whistle:

i thought wiping standing up was normal in this country. i know that in parts of europe wiping sitting down is more normal... then again europeans are dirty fuckers.

anyone in this thread who doesnt have a bidet yet needs to be studied in a lab. they've never been so accessible, affordable, and abundant, and they are easy to install. it's like the best quality of life to dollar spent ratio you will find anywhere.

i highly recommend buying a nice electric one for about $500 but even the $50 cold water ones are way better than smearing shit with a piece of paper

Did not want to contribute anymore to the tangents of that 'other' thread :lol.

DVD ROM works like a charm, part of an old school IBM refurb machine that I bought oh ... 8 yrs ago and still working. A tad slow but it just sits there in living space, off most of the time, but when you need an old school DVD played or burned ... it works, Win 10 built in software.

But doesn't the poop water splash everywhere and cause cross-contamination?!

I'd buy something at this price point:

https://www.aliexpress.com/p/tesla-l...SABEgLQVvD_BwE

too bad the ad looks sketchy af

edit: there's this one too!

https://flistar.en.made-in-china.com...d=1j8bnb0kk91b

Bidet taps the clean water supply....

hmm not really no. i mean ive never tested swabs on a petri dish or anything but i don't think it's really a noticeable problem

I remember watching some TLC show about extremely frugal people and this one lady would hop in the shower quickly to clean herself with soap and water rather than waste money on toilet paper.

i saw that one too lol. she was asian as well iirc

Yeah she looked Chinese lol. I'm sure she's thinking now, with all these bidet users "who's laughing now??" :lol