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noclue 10-27-2025 12:52 PM

hope y'all taking metamucil/benefiber

yray 10-27-2025 01:14 PM

per my colorectal surgeon, the human asshole is pretty robust and not that fragile

its meant to handle shit and it heals pretty quick too

Traum 10-27-2025 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by yray (Post 9199373)
per my colorectal surgeon, the human asshole is pretty robust and not that fragile

its meant to handle shit and it heals pretty quick too

Is it also meant to handle getting ram... :badpokerface:

OK, I can't bring myself to ask that... :okay:

Badhobz 10-27-2025 02:20 PM

I used to date this crazy cbc bitch in college. She was the one who introduced me to the world of anal. But she would take repeated pokings, often a few times a week and yet had no problems keeping her shit in.

I miss this slut and her magical ass.

GS8 10-27-2025 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by unit (Post 9199318)
i have a friend who has to shit like 10m after eating a meal.

I do that, especially at breakfast and I consider that a blessing because I can empty my bowels before work.

I go 3 times a day on average. No hemorrhoids ever.

Doctor's generally say your body can go as little as or much as it wants. As long as there's no issues with the stool or how you're feeling, then it's all good.

Yesterday, I didn't go and I felt lethargic and heavy. Today, I went twice and the wind can carry me to Calgary.

Personally, I feel better knowing my system is always moving, especially at my age.

GLOW 10-27-2025 03:27 PM

y'all got rectal surgeons? :suspicious:

smoothie. 10-27-2025 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Badhobz (Post 9199378)
I used to date this crazy cbc bitch in college. She was the one who introduced me to the world of anal. But she would take repeated pokings, often a few times a week and yet had no problems keeping her shit in.

I miss this slut and her magical ass.

If I didn't already have so many quotes in my sig, this would be a new addition.

bcrdukes 10-27-2025 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by GLOW (Post 9199388)
y'all got rectal surgeons? :suspicious:

THE ASS MAN! :D

bcrdukes 10-27-2025 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by smoothie. (Post 9199389)
If I didn't already have so many quotes in my sig, this would be a new addition.

I did it for you.

mikemhg 10-27-2025 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by unit (Post 9199318)
i have a friend who has to shit like 10m after eating a meal. its obviously not the digested food from that meal, but somehow after eating it triggers his bm. so he goes like after every meal, like 2-3x a day or whatever.

im a once every 1-2 days kinda guy.. mostly its daily but sometimes not. always thought this was weird but apparently its within the normal range. i always go at home, usually after work. if i have to go in public i will but i almost never do unless i have an upset stomach or something.

i also pee sitting at home, standing at home is gross... you get droplets flying all over your pants/legs/toilet/floor... why subject yourself to that. however at friends houses or anywhere in public, im standing :lol

if i make any sort of mess at my friends house though even just on the rim of the bowl, i will always clean up with a big wad of tp though.. im not a total asshole

Had a buddy like that the last time I went to Burning Man, staying in our RV, on top of it during the whole flood event of 2023.

Mofo would have an explosive shit after everything he ate. Needless to say our damn black water tank was filled and toasted after 2-3 days.

Being stuck in an RV that you can no longer shit or piss in fucking sucked.

mikemhg 10-27-2025 05:25 PM

We've talked about this before but sitting to piss at home is mandatory. It's one of the things I hate with buddies come by for drinks, grosses me out.

That stupid stigma of men being fags when sitting to piss might be the one the dumbest things we grew up being indoctrinated with.

Gerbs 10-27-2025 06:54 PM

Imagine peeing, bricked up at 4AM, while standing

SkinnyPupp 10-27-2025 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by mikemhg (Post 9199406)
We've talked about this before but sitting to piss at home is mandatory. It's one of the things I hate with buddies come by for drinks, grosses me out.

That stupid stigma of men being fags when sitting to piss might be the one the dumbest things we grew up being indoctrinated with.

That in the 80's and 90's, and if your parents didn't have your dick mutilated. Now I think it goes the other way, in North America at least.

donk. 10-27-2025 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by mikemhg (Post 9199406)
We've talked about this before but sitting to piss at home is mandatory. It's one of the things I hate with buddies come by for drinks, grosses me out.

That stupid stigma of men being fags when sitting to piss might be the one the dumbest things we grew up being indoctrinated with.

What about when your 50% plastered downtown, walking to the next spot, and need to piss, do you go find a alley, or do you hold it in till the next toilet? (Or when you were 25)

Pissing in a nasty alley, along with someone shooting up 50m away is a great feeling

westopher 10-27-2025 07:21 PM

I love a standing piss in an alley. I also love a sitting piss on a freshly cleaned home toilet. I’m a true piss enthusiast, but each piss has a time and place.

SkinnyPupp 10-27-2025 07:37 PM

Alleys, parkades, Vancouver has so many places to piss that aren't toilets

Manic! 10-27-2025 08:02 PM

Hehe you interested?


Badhobz 10-27-2025 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by SkinnyPupp (Post 9199422)
Alleys, parkades, Vancouver has so many places to piss that aren't toilets

on some bitch's face.... what? :suspicious:

donk. 10-27-2025 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Badhobz (Post 9199430)
on some bitch's face.... what? :suspicious:

This isnt your trip to Germany

red kryptonite 10-27-2025 11:36 PM

wow 5 pages of shit talk

underscore 10-27-2025 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by CivicBlues (Post 9199367)
For those of you who shit multiple times a day, how is your asshole not one giant hemorrhoid by now?

Wouldn't it be the opposite? Multiple times a day should mean it's coming out more smoothly and you're not constipated.

SkinnyPupp 10-27-2025 11:48 PM

You don't get hemorrhoids by shitting unless you're trying to force it

supafamous 10-28-2025 07:45 AM

This place is basically this Family Guy clip:


6793026 10-28-2025 08:20 AM

the last line... LOL.. ".,.. or die"

smoothie. 10-28-2025 10:10 AM

Start crowdsourcing the cleanest and nicest washrooms where we can sit in 4+ stalls and pee and chat


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