Originally Posted by GS8 (Post 9184900)

I don't remember which thread was discussing unions but they are all a lie and a waste of time.

There's enough laws enacted now that protects workers and their rights. You don't need another layer of fat that's skimming off the top of your salary.

Union meetings are absolute cringe wanks.

Anytime there's a collective agreement renewal, it's always the same old 'need more! Let's strike!' blah blah blah

The union will amp everyone up in proper psuedo-utopian fashion so we can act as their soldiers of righteousness and virtue to 'stick in to the evil management!'

Then 2 things happen:

A) The night before the supposed strike happens, they settle on a new agreement and little to nothing has changed. Maybe some extra tarter sauce in the cafeteria. Turns out, the union couldn't afford strike pay for its 200 members who were about to walk off the job because 300 members working for a different company across the country might walk too!

OR

B) We strike, the company gives into our demands and we all pat ourselves on the back for a job well done, THANK YOU FOR PUTTING THE YOU IN YOUNION!

8...months...later

Mass layoffs. Facilities shutting down. You're on your own now.

You didn't win. You can't win with a union behind you. It's just legal racketeering.

Originally Posted by mikemhg (Post 9199062)

It's way easier to get in there standing up.

If it's a particularly raunchy shit, you put one foot on the toilet seat and get a good wipe between the cheeks.

I can't imagine wiping one's ass while still sitting on the toilet.

That's fucking disgusting :lol

Originally Posted by punkwax (Post 9199078)

Nah bro. You’re the one doing it wrong IMO.

Originally Posted by unit (Post 9199025)

i thought wiping standing up was normal in this country. i know that in parts of europe wiping sitting down is more normal... then again europeans are dirty fuckers.

anyone in this thread who doesnt have a bidet yet needs to be studied in a lab. they've never been so accessible, affordable, and abundant, and they are easy to install. it's like the best quality of life to dollar spent ratio you will find anywhere.

i highly recommend buying a nice electric one for about $500 but even the $50 cold water ones are way better than smearing shit with a piece of paper

Originally Posted by punkwax (Post 9199082)

I’ve never stood up to wipe. The thought is foreign to me.

Originally Posted by supafamous (Post 9199094)

I would love a bidet but my toilet bowl is non-standard - it's known as a compact elongated and pretty much no one makes a bidet for it. It's either a $2k Kohler bidet or I replace the whole toilet.

Originally Posted by spoon.ek9 (Post 9199099)

this has become the official shit thread

Originally Posted by spoon.ek9 (Post 9199110)

oh right, question for Skinny:

I thought new memberships were locked? I noticed some new accounts were registered and honestly, the usernames looked robotic in nature. Are they genuinely new people...?

Originally Posted by SkinnyPupp (Post 9199095)

Bidets are good, but at bare minimum use baby wipes (if your sewage system can handle it).

Originally Posted by roastpuff (Post 9199132)

Please DO NOT USE FLUSHABLE WIPES AND FLUSH THEM.

They are a lie, and you will end up clogging your shitter/plumbing, and need someone to come out and snake it to break up the clog.

https://metrovancouver.org/wipes

Originally Posted by roastpuff (Post 9199132)

Please DO NOT USE FLUSHABLE WIPES AND FLUSH THEM.

They are a lie, and you will end up clogging your shitter/plumbing, and need someone to come out and snake it to break up the clog.

https://metrovancouver.org/wipes

Originally Posted by spoon.ek9 (Post 9199047)

Yeah she looked Chinese lol. I'm sure she's thinking now, with all these bidet users "who's laughing now??" :lol

Originally Posted by RevYouUp (Post 9199165)

Fuck sometimes I get the charmin toilet paper from Costco and the shit lint from the toilet paper goes everywhere