Who sticks fingers IN their ass to clean?!?!? Do girls have long ass nails for a better clean?

get up in there!!! you wanna go deeeeep to make sure its all cleaned out before i cummm in and wreck the place.... at least thats how i imagine this discussion goes with my future blonde prostitute before we do anal.

I think Rabid made that assumption about sticking a finger in her ass to clean it, if not, that's fucking wild.

So who here is a stander and who here is a sitting wiper?

So are there 5 options?

Stand and wipe from the front
Stand and wipe from the back
Sit and wipe from the front
Sit and wipe from the back
Bidet

I don't think she did that...? You don't need to shove fingers into your asshole to clean yourself on the outside...

Shit
Pull junk up, flush
Wipe
Baby wipe
Dry wipe
Flush again

Enjoy stain free undies and itch free bunghole for the rest of the day

I stand with you

6. Hop in shower, clean yourself with soap and water

Care of TLC's Asian lady :lol

Yah ... what the hell are you weirdos doing? Shittin in public places (#1 no no, never, avoid at all cost) through the day? Especially people living in HK.

Do it at home in the morning, then shower, you're good to go.

You poop at home for free? Do it at work and get paid for it.

It astonishes me how some of you are capable of holding it all work day and then going home to do it. For people like me, there's no such option. If I gotta go, I gotta go. Ain't nothing stopping the shit train!

Hate having to do it, but when you gotta go, you gotta go

And use a baby wipe as soon as you get home KEKW

i never shit at work. The toliet looks disgusting and since all these animals decide to stand up to pee, there are droplets of piss everywhere in and around the toilet.

Another reason why i escape work at around 1-2pm, so i can rush home, beat the traffic, walk the dog, and then take a long relaxing shit on my own toilet.

for those who "cant shit in public washrooms", how do u guys go travelling?

I suppose I have a bit of an advantage as we do have wipes for the seat and a deodorizing spray. Still though, worst case I'll wet some paper towel, dry it off with some of the cheap ass 1-ply TP and have myself a good time while getting paid to shit and play on my phone.

Shitting in random toilets in Japan is the best. I’ve never encountered a shitty one

Yep, Japan #1. I only ever experienced one gross one there and that was at some dive bar in Shibuya filled with drunk mofos who could no longer aim. Otherwise, even if super old, they were all acceptably clean or exceptionally clean.

How often do you people need to shit !? I just shit once a day. Usually at the hotel usually in the morning. Then I’m good for the entire day

2-3 is bare minimum for a lot of us I imagine lol

Is it a guy thing? I can shit 2-3 times a day, but my partner shits like once every 2 days sometimes

I don't think it's necessarily a gender thing. I just think some of us have slower bowels than others. I have never in my life only gone once every 2-3 days like some people. The thought of that is completely foreign to me.

I shit every 2-4 days

Its the secret to staying thin because you dont need to eat as much

My grandma thought there was something wrong with me when i was a kid, and here i am 25 years later, still alive like the cockroach i am

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Just drink coffee, you’ll get coffee shits :lol

If I have to shit 3 times in a day, something isn't right. Usually related to cheese or curry the day before

I probably shit 5 times per week…

Or within 1 hr of eating Mcdonalds